Competing for the moon rabbit on the top of the mountain, the god of death collapsed

The Spring Festival holiday is coming to an end, and when the carriage and horses are busy, Kousheng presents the first nonsensical and untemperate exercise of the New Year of the Horse: the rabbit on the top of the mountain to compete for the moon, and the god of death collapses

On Jingri Mountain, the blue-tailed peacock warmly hugged the crystal moon rabbit: Xiaofeng, I'm afraid! The army will take you to fly up~

Moon Rabbit (pink-eyed and presumptuous): Jun, you are so handsome!

The sound of Peng Pengpeng's huge footsteps came from down the mountain, and the earth trembled.

Xiaofeng (panicked): It's over! Master is chasing after you!

Peacock: Don't be afraid!

A white-gold Tyrannosaurus rex appeared halfway up the mountain, and when he saw the two of them, he looked up to the sky and roared, beating his chest and feet.

Peacock: Dire Beast?Hey, this isn't the default user on Xianshan.,Ran to the wrong set, right? Xuanhuang, can you be professional in cheating?

Moon Rabbit: Wooden.,My master has always been informal.,This time it's directly turned into a dinosaur from the Ten Thousand Demon Records.。。。

Peacock (pulling the crossover antenna from his back): Hey, hey, hey, I'll report to you a fraud...

Moon Rabbit: Don't work in vain, the official broke down in his car recently, stepped on the pit, canceled his vacation flight, went to the shopping mall to close, went to the big casino to watch a striptease show, and forgot to bring his documents. . . Now he has completely succumbed to the obscenity of the emperor's master, and he has done nothing to rule the "Records of Different History"...

Peacock: What should we do if we are swollen?

Moon Rabbit: Run on my back!!

The peacock picked up the moon rabbit and flew desperately to the top of the mountain, the huge eyeballs of the dinosaur became their background, the two beasts finally arrived at the top of the mountain under the terrible gaze, just breathed a sigh of relief, the earth shook again, the giant claws of the dinosaur flipped over, and held the two fairy beasts in the palm of their hands.

Peacock (angry): He actually laid his paws in ambush here, pretending to be a mountain!!

Moon Rabbit (looking up at the dinosaur): Master, I'll go with you, you let the army go, okay...

The dinosaur grunted and snapped the peacock with its fingers, and the green-tailed peacock's feathers flew to the ground, screaming and disappearing into the distant clouds.

The dinosaur put the moon hare on top of its head and slammed down the hill.

Halfway up the mountain, a row of mushrooms disappeared in an uproar, and Hua Ge, Yue Shen, Bai Yu, and Rui Silkworm Ji all came out of the grass with their heads.

Rui Silkworm Ji: My friend was arrested, what should I do!

Yueshen: Find a different historian! Now only he can change history!

Hua Ge (licking the popping clouds): Baa ~ He has yarn for ~~

Bai Yi: There is one more person, who may be able to turn the tide!

The goddesses (all looking sideways): Who?

Bai Yu (got up and laughed): It's me! I am the deep hidden big plug-in in the power path of "Xuankun Different History"!

Rui Silkworm Ji (cold eyes): It's Bai Ding in the different history, the different historian is uneducated, and he often makes typos, where did you come from? You can't even give a name?

Bai Yi (angry): Your original name is more vegetable, okay?

Rui Silkworm Ji: What do you mean? I'm jealous that my name is nice now, and I'm not convinced, aren't you?

Bai Yi: Are you not convinced?

Rui Silkworm Ji: Heads-up is heads-up!

The two goddesses scuffled in the middle of the mountainside, scratching their faces and spitting on everything, the color of the heavens and the earth changed, and the mountain was embarrassed by the power of the gods, and collapsed with a bang, and the four goddesses could not escape, and they were pitted one after another.

The dinosaur in the distance (pulling out the demon spirit of the delusional demon and laughing): Well done!

Demon Spirit (flickering purple light): But by the God Emperor's dispatch!

Moon Rabbit (sitting on top of his head and crying): You are too woody and human!

Dreadbeast (raises its claws and coaxes): Don't cry, don't cry, they'll be resurrected on the spot, but after we get married...

Outside the Wuji map, the different historians sweat like rain, the world of Xuankun is in chaos, what do you care, don't care? !

Responsibility and fear are intertwined in my heart. The right hand of the different historian holding the pen trembled.

"Alien Historian, there is a letter!" the Federal Post Courier shouted outside the house, and the Alien Historian put down his Xuanhuan pen, went out to sign for it, and opened it to see:

Free flights, free meals, accommodation, all-inclusive shopping, family jet platinum cards, and a seven-day adventure in South America!

The different history officer said "oh yes", there was no different history in his eyes, the dinosaur moon rabbit, Ji Ji ran back to the room to pack his suitcase, and called his friends to invite him.