Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Return Performance
Su Zhan was out of sight and out of mind at Zhang Jiao.
And Zhang Jiao doesn't like this 'super three generations' who rely on his ancestors and are pretentious, and he doesn't like it very well in his heart.
After Shi Shiran wrote his name on the letter of appointment, he walked away.
Out of the main building of the Haijing Extraordinary Association, he saw at a glance that his agent was holding a cup of tea in a paper cup, looking at the wide circular lawn not far away.
Immediately leaned over and asked curiously, "No sister, what are you looking at?"
"You're out of the corner.
I just saw that there was a lawn and green space in the residence of the Haijing Extraordinary Association that was larger than the civic square.
I think you transcendents have a good time. Wu Qian came back to her senses and said with a smile.
"And it's easy to make a fortune..."Zhang Jiao said with a grin, saying that he had become a special advisor to the External Relations Office of the Haijing Extraordinary Association, and that as long as he was the mascot of the association in public, he could receive more than 5,000 gold yuan tokens every month.
Wu Qian listened and groaned: "With your current fame and rising momentum, 60,000 gold yuan a year is not too expensive to hire as a shield."
However, the Haijing Transcendent Association casually sent a section chief to talk to you about this matter, and I feel that the pressure of public opinion should not be great.
In this case, it is indeed a demonstration of strong financial resources.
I feel like the water here is very deep. β
"It doesn't matter if it's deep or not," Zhang Jiao said with a smile, "I don't want to wade in."
Let's go, let's go to Art Street, and the audience is looking forward to my performance of 'Silver Horn'. β
"Wise choice. Hearing this, Wu Qian glanced at Zhang Jiao and nodded.
The two walked together to the nanny car parked in the parking compartment on the side of the main building, and soon disappeared without a trace.
About 1 hour later, he rushed to the Xiaoxiao Hall, Zhang Jiao did not go to the Grand Theater, but first went to the manager's office on the 3rd floor and met with Xu Jili.
As Zhang Jiao's fame grew, Xu Jili and his way of getting along with him were no longer like employers and employees, but more like friends made over the years.
Seeing Zhang Jiao enter the door, Xu Jili immediately stood up from behind his magnificent desk, laughed and stretched out his hand to point at Zhang Jiao and said, "Ha, our big star is here."
I happen to have a new Molong tea dumpling I bought yesterday, which is fragrant and mellow.
Come and have a drink and discuss something with you by the way. β
He led Zhang Jiao to sit down on the sofa in the middle of the manager's room, and said while making tea: "It's April now, and it's summer vacation in a blink of an eye."
You also know how important it is to cultivate a student audience now, so I plan to design a few great souvenirs in advance.
Whoever buys a package ticket during the summer vacation will give one away, which will increase the popularity of our theater and the popularity of Lala.
And you are the faΓ§ade and pillar of our laughing hall, and the prototype of this souvenir can be said to be who you are. β
As he spoke, he took out a set of seven dolls from under the coffee table, all of which were Q version of Zhang Jiao, with safety helmets, large-brimmed hats, white cloth scarves and other hats with professional characteristics on their heads.
The body is wearing all the underwear with different styles and colors, but they are all printed with baby elephant patterns.
Eight snow-white teeth were exposed, and he smiled brightly.
"The hats on these puppet-shaped heads correspond to the protagonists of several major new dramas launched by our Laughing House in the summer.
2 policemen, 1 firefighter, 1 soldier, 3 doctors.
The script is all written, and it's all comedy.
You also know that the situation in Haijing is not good now," Xu Jili said in a deep and serious voice: "People should laugh more.
And your image of Dumbo is very joyful, so I want the students to be able to..."
Zhang Jiao interrupted Xu Jili's performance with a smile, "Brother Xu, do you think that I have become a little famous, so I began to cherish my feathers, and I plan to put the clothes I took off and put them back one by one."
You're wrong.
As a comedian, the best performances for me that catch the most attention are everything.
There is nothing to be ashamed of.
Don't talk about dolls, as long as you arrange it, even if I am asked to wear a 'Dumbo' costume in front of the theater now, I am willing.
Because I'm professional. β
Xu Jili was dumbfounded when he heard this, and applauded: "Jiaozi, this is really the most professional declaration I have heard."
You deserve to be a professional comedian.
I'm proud that our theater has produced professionals like you.
But would you really like to be so famous now and still perform in a 'Dumbo' costume?"
"As long as the audience can accept it, and the police don't stop it, nudity is fine. "For more attention, more controversy, more willingness, the opening of the horn of everything, and the categorical way.
Xu Jili gasped with a sigh, and pointed at Zhang Jiao with admiration on his face: "You are a professional."
It's really professional!"
But it's a pity that although Zhang Jiao is willing to die, Xu Jili is even more willing to bury.
But actors and puppets should not dress too indecently on stage, otherwise the theater may have to close.
Therefore, Zhang Jiao's performance in the Laughing Hall that day was as usual, and he was not too outstanding.
By the end of the show, it was late at night.
In the Grand Theater, which can accommodate more than 500 people to watch the performance, but even the aisles are full, the curtain has been thanked for 6 or 7 consecutive performances, and the enthusiastic applause and cheers of the audience still endure.
A group of actors can only walk from the backstage to the front again.
On the way, Jiang Lina leaned into Zhang Jiao's ear and whispered: "Can I tell the joke of this return?"
"Absolutely, I'm fully cooperating. Zhang Jiao said with a smile.
So wait until the two of them stand still in the center of the stage.
Zhang Jiao made a silent gesture first, suppressing the applause and cheers of the audience.
Then Jiang Lina smiled and said: "Actually, in addition to the relationship between me and Jiaozi, there was still a little ambiguity before. β
When the words landed, many girls in the audience who regarded Zhang Jiao as an idol and would never allow him to be touched by other girls let out a burst of boos and sighs, and cheered.
Seeing this, Zhang Jiao made a stunned expression at the right time, pointed at Jiang Lina, and motioned for everyone to listen to her, and the theater returned to quiet.
And Jiang Lina continued calmly as if nothing had happened: "Okay, okay, I understand your feelings.
Men like Slot should be yours alone.
You can't have a girlfriend, a lover, a confidante, an ambiguous object, or a mother's pet, right? β
Listening to what she said interestingly, a low voice sounded in the audience, and at the same time, many girls responded loudly: "Yes." β
The scene began to be controlled by Jiang Lina.
I heard her shrug her shoulders and say, "But no one is perfect, and although the slots are great, they are not very good at taking care of girls."
When we first started working together, when we were a little ambiguous, one day I had a stomachache and said to him: 'Horn, my stomach hurts, maybe I have eaten something cold.' β
And he said, 'Just go and drink some hot water.' β
The next day I caught a cold and said to him, 'My horn seems to have a fever, and my head is so dizzy.' β
Then he said, 'Just go and drink some hot water.'" β
On the third day my aunt came to visit, and I said to him, 'Boy, I have a lot of blood today and I am not feeling well, what should I do?'
But he continued to say, 'Just go and drink some hot water.' β
I was really fed up, so I found someone else to be my boyfriend.
Jiaozi knew that he was quite disappointed later, and once he got drunk and told me that his heart hurt.
As a result, I told him, "
Jiang Lina took out a small cup of warm water from her pocket, unscrewed it, gritted her teeth, handed it to Zhang Jiao, and said with a smile: "Just drink some hot water."
Your favorite strawberry flavor. β
Zhang Jiao made a sad look, took the water cup cooperatively, and drank it all, and sure enough, it was a sweet strawberry taste.