Chapter 385: Father and Son Dialogue (Extra-Eleven)
Are all the books that the master asked you to copy and memorize are ready?" Jun Lin looked at Jun Xiaojun, who was forced to come to the study by Mu Qingyan, and raised his eyebrows and asked.
You must know that Jun Xiaojun's little baby has been in the study for two hours, and he has just finished handling the official business in his hands, I thought that Jun Xiaojun had done the homework assigned by the master, but I didn't expect to look up and see the eyes of the elves.
When Jun Xiaojun heard this, he replied very seriously: "I didn't do a good job, and I didn't copy a word." ”
Hearing this, King's Landing's nerves couldn't help but jump sharply, and he said in a deep voice: "I haven't copied a word, and I haven't memorized the book, right?"
Not a doubt, but a certainty.
Jun Xiaojun nodded and said very honestly: "Yes!"
When Jun Lin heard this, his eyebrows couldn't help jumping suddenly, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Jun Xiaojun, who was almost carved out of the same mold as himself, and said coldly: "It's not done well, who gave you the courage to sit here in a daze?"
"The courage given by my mother!" Jun Xiaojun sold Mu Qingyan without hesitation.
However, when Jun Lin heard Mu Qingyan's words, he became even more angry, stared at Jun Xiaojun fiercely, and said, "Don't forget, but your mother threw you here, and when she left, she also said that if you don't do the homework assigned by the master, let this king beat you." ”
At the end, he paused, looked at Jun Xiaojun very seriously, and said in a deep voice: "It's a hard beating! Are you going to let this king slap his ass?"
Jun Xiaojun listened, suddenly got up from his seat, covered his little ass with both hands, and thought that if he was going to be spanked, he would definitely bloom, so he was frightened, and hid behind the pillar on the side, stretched out his head to look at King's Landing and said: "I'll tell you, my mother said it, beating a child is also considered domestic violence, and domestic violence is a crime." If you commit a crime, you will be dragged to the yamen and imprisoned, for the sake of my father, don't go to prison and stay in prison, I advise my father that you are still kind. ”
Hearing this, the corners of King's Landing's mouth couldn't help twitching violently, glaring at Jun Xiaojun fiercely, and said coldly: "Your mother also said that you should respect the teacher, but you should tell this king, how many masters have you started? If so, these are all crimes, enough for you to sit through the prison." ”
I have to say that Jun Xiaojun really has such a talent, since he was just three years old, he and Mu Qingyan have been preparing to enlighten the two little babies early.
As the four princes and princesses of the Daduan Dynasty, the masters they came to were naturally famous university scholars, and all of them were top talents in the field.
However, from the first day of class, these two little troublemakers ran away with the invited master with an IQ beyond ordinary people.
Originally, they all thought that Jun Xiaojun and Jun Xiaomeng were just not used to it, or that those masters were a little too boring for the two of them to dislike.
Later, I found out that it was not at all, but that the two of them did not like each master at all, and tried to be naughty and mischievous, and played tricks on those masters, and now they have ten masters at the age of five.
Each one didn't take a long time, Jun Xiaojun, Jun Xiaomeng, first asked some questions that the master wouldn't know, and then slowly explained to the master why this was the case, and felt that it was not enough, and showed them one by one.
As a master, a literati is always a little arrogant, and it goes without saying what they will think in their hearts when they are told by two five-year-old dolls.
So, just like that, the two of them successfully ran away from the first master.
Then, he and Mu Qingyan both kept it in mind, and the second time they carefully found an old master who had enough knowledge to teach.
However, I didn't expect that the effect was still not obvious, Jun Xiaojun, Jun Xiaomeng didn't run away with IQ, and ran away directly by drugging and poisoning......
Well, don't talk about it and don't think about it, the more I think about it, the more angry I get.
The fact that the two little milk babies were able to do so many naughty things was simply beyond their imagination.
"Father, I am a child, you can't do this to me, and besides, you should speak softly to me and be kind. Jun Xiaojun stretched out his head to look at King's Landing sitting in front of the bookcase, and said with a serious face.
When King's Landing heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Children should be punished more severely if they do something wrong, otherwise, who will know that they have done something wrong." If you don't change it once, you will have a version that you think is right. ”
"It's not as bad as my father said, I just gave laxatives to that old-fashioned master, and I didn't do anything to him! He actually wanted to punish me for copying those old-fashioned Four Books and Five Classics ten times, ten times!" Jun Xiaojun said exaggeratedly: "Father, after copying ten times, my little hand will be broken!"
"So, this is the reason why you don't copy books in a daze?" Jun Lin said lightly as he looked at Jun Xiaojun, who was hiding behind the pillar and thought it was safe.
Jun Xiaojun's eyes moved, and he looked up with a look, and said, "People are looking at my father is very handsome, look dumbfounded!"
Hehe, I won't be punished by my father again.
However, ideas and reality are always so far away.
"Do you mean that your father is wrong, because your father made you in a daze, and gave you a reason not to copy your homework?" King Lin looked at Jun Xiaojun and said with a faint expression.
Jun Xiaojun saw that his father's iceberg face had no intention of merging at all, so he couldn't help but have a bitter face, and said, "Father, at this time, shouldn't you say to me lovingly, come over and let your father hug you?"
"Your expression is too stiff and deliberate, and it's not pleasing to the eye at all. King's Landing said on a case-by-case basis.
When Jun Xiaojun heard this, he was even more aggrieved, and said: "Xiaomeng is cute and good-looking when she says this to her father, but I don't look good when I do it, father, you are doing it differently! I seriously look at the protest and resolutely oppose it!"
"That's because you're not good at learning, and you can't blame others. King's Landing said lightly: "Now, come and copy all the books, this king has to go to see his daughter-in-law, and it is almost time for lunch." The king should not eat alone, and if you want to, the king will not stop you. ”
When the words fell, the person had already stood up, and his body flickered slightly.
Jun Xiaojun hadn't seen where King's Landing had gone, but King's Landing appeared behind him, and the whole person was instantly pulled up from the back by King's Landing.
"Father, father, you let me down......" Jun Xiaojun struggled to kick his little short leg in mid-air, but he couldn't shake King's Landing.
King's Landing looked at Jun Xiaojun, who was kicking his legs indiscriminately, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Put it on the seat when you get to it!"
When the words fell, he really put Jun Xiaojun down.
"Boom!".
Jun Xiaojun's whole person fell on the seat and sat firmly on the soft seat.
"Father, am I your own child, do you want to treat me so rudely!" Jun Xiaojun stared at King's Landing with a pair of beautiful eyes, and his hands kept rubbing his little buttocks.
Obviously, it hurt his little ass just now.
"If you weren't born to this king, this king would have killed you!" King Lin looked at Jun Xiaojun who was unhappy, and said very unhappily: "You are the only one who dares to rob the daughter-in-law of this king, do you know what happened to the people who wanted to rob the king's daughter-in-law before?"
Hmph, Jun Xiaojun, a stinky boy, likes to stick to Mu Qingyan since he was born, sticking everywhere he goes, he likes to stick to him whenever he wants, as long as he doesn't follow him, he cries hard, his crying face is red and he cries, so he almost has to stay alone in the empty house for three years.
Thinking about those days, King's Landing felt very sad, he really didn't expect him to have such an aggrieved day, during that time, he really had an impulse to lose Jun Xiaojun.
If it weren't for the fear that Mu Qingyan would hate him, he would definitely do it.
Jun Xiaojun looked at his father's compassionate face, couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of water, and said, "What's wrong with them?"
"Of course, they all disappeared ten miles away from your mother's concubine. King's Landing said domineeringly.
When Jun Xiaojun heard this, he immediately said doggedly: "Father, I am the most intimate of your little padded jacket, I am helping my father take good care of my mother and concubine, and I will never let anyone with a heart take advantage of it." ”
Oh my God, when my father said that someone wanted to rob his mother, it was really scary, and it scared the baby to death!
Jun Xiaojun patted his little chest with his little hand in his heart, and comforted him silently.
Jun Lin looked at Jun Xiaojun, who was now looking like a good baby, and said, "Hmph, don't think that you don't need to copy the book if you say this, hurry up, otherwise, this king will leave now." ”
"Father, it's been copied ten times!" Jun Xiaojun said without tears: "Moreover, after copying, I will become a nerd!
Saying that, Jun Xiaojun also made a penguin-like expression, which was very cute.
Jun Lin couldn't help but be amused when he looked at Jun Xiaojun's expression, and said, "This is mainly to let you know where your mistakes are, and where you know where you are wrong?"
Jun Xiaojun was very smart, and he heard softness from King's Landing's words, and immediately said seriously: "Father, I know that I am wrong, I will never put glue on my master's seat in the future, I will not put snakes, I will not drug him, and I will not give him ......."
The more King's Landing listened, the more black lines floated across his head, if it weren't for Jun Xiaojun saying it himself, he really didn't believe that his two golden boys and girls-like children were such little devils.
"Father, I'm done!" Jun Xiaojun finished speaking, and hurriedly took a sip of water from the teacup, exhaled, and said, "It's so tiring to say so many words in one breath!
The corners of King's Landing's eyes twitched uncontrollably, and he said in a deep voice, "That the last master had an incurable rash, and it was also your masterpiece?"
When Jun Xiaojun heard this, his heart tightened, and he hurriedly said: "Father, you just said that knowing your mistakes can improve a lot. I have the ...... to seriously change my beliefs."
The next moment, there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping in the study, and the secret guards who were originally on duty in the study also escaped for their lives.