Chapter 286: It stinks, Sister Shen turned out to be a tuba

It's really pitiful, I have to run so far to go to the toilet, it seems that the yard has to be renovated as soon as possible! Qi Si gently picked up a tree branch, wanting to poke Shen Ying's ass, after all, Sister Liu's ass has been poked, she can't favor one over the other, right?

"It stinks, Sister Shen is actually on the tuba!" Qi Si looked at Shen Ying's ass in a daze, and the tree branch and bamboo basket in his hand fell to the ground one after another, making a crisp sound.

The sudden sound frightened Shen Ying's body, but she didn't dare to make a sound, and looked around nervously.

Qi Si was a thief with a weak heart, and seeing that he had nowhere to hide, he simply took the preemptive action, and suddenly shouted: "Bold, who are you, you dare to be convenient near the mountain gate of the Sword Sect, is it to provoke me that there is no one in the Sword Sect?"

Shen Ying's lower abdomen tightened, turned her head to look at Qi Si mechanically, and said word by word: "The surname Qi, I knew that only you would do such a shameless thing as voyeurism, and even shamelessly said that I am not, if I don't kill you today, I will ...... I won't be surnamed Ning!"

After Shen Ying finished speaking, she wiped her ass in front of Qi Si, then quickly lifted her pants and pounced on Qi Si with her teeth and claws.

"Oh maa!" Qi Si shouted, turned around and ran, but now he has lost all his internal strength, where can he run past Shen Ying, just took a few steps, he was thrown to the ground by Shen Ying, and then he was slammed into his face with a fist.

Qi Si covered his head with one hand, and blocked Shen Ying's fist with the other, occasionally grabbing a handful on Shen Ying's chest, but shouted in his mouth: "Light, light, I am injured, don't you see that my clothes are full of blood?"

The sun set, the light was already dim, Shen Ying was so angry with Qi Si that she didn't notice the blood stains on Qi Si's clothes at all, and when she heard Qi Si say this, she immediately withdrew her fists and didn't dare to fight again.

After Shen Ying saw Qi Si's bloodstained clothes, she covered her mouth and exclaimed, quickly helped Qi Si up, and asked nervously, "What's wrong?"

Qi Si drooped his head, his eyes looked helplessly at the small tent under his crotch, Shen Ying was riding there just now, and while waving his fist, his buttocks moved back and forth, just sandwiching little Qi Si in the gap.

Qi Si smiled bitterly in his heart: "It's big, it's so swollen! This world is too dangerous, if it weren't for my strong will, maybe I would have been pushed back successfully! When the time comes, as soon as Lao Tzu squirts out, won't he die in vain, and he will be punished by the system to be a eunuch in a daze? It seems that iron underwear must be built!"

Qi Si leaned his head on Shen Ying's shoulder, and said weakly: "Little Master, help me back, I'm seriously injured and can't move anymore!"

"Don't help it, just carry you back!" Shen Ying couldn't help but say, picked up Qi Si on her back, and climbed towards the mountain gate with difficulty.

Qi Si smelled the fragrance of Shen Ying's hair, slowly closed his eyes, and felt really happy to have a sister's concern!

After entering the mountain gate and coming to the outside of the courtyard, Qi Si gently patted Shen Ying's shoulder and said, "Little Master, let me down." ”

Shen Ying put Qi Si down suspiciously, and before she could ask, she saw Qi Si suddenly grimacing at her, quickly ran into her room, closed the door tightly, and a hateful voice came from the house: "Thank you, little master, for carrying me up the mountain!"

"Qi Si, you can't die well!" Shen Ying was furious and kicked Qi Si's door a few times before leaving angrily.

After Qi Si returned to the room, he took a shower and changed into clean clothes, then took out the Huashan Ten Swords cheats, looked at them a few times, and finally sighed and put them back in the inventory.

"Damn, just come at this time, so that Lao Tzu doesn't even have a chance to breathe!" Qi Si hated his teeth, walked out of the room, and went straight to the firewood room.

At this time, Yu Boyang and Qi Si were judged to be two people before leaving, their faces were emaciated, and they were full of stench, they were originally just tied with ropes, but now they were tied into zongzi.

It turned out that after Qi Si left, only Shen Ying and Liu Xin were left in Jade Girl Peak, and Yu Boyang had been given a lot of three meals a day, but other things couldn't be managed, such as convenience! Shen Ying and Liu Xin naturally couldn't let him out for convenience, and it was impossible to help him conveniently, so in the end, it was all convenient in his pants, and the feces and urine were all in his pants.

And the reason why he was tied into zongzi is because Yu Boyang is trying to break the rope with internal force every day, but the rope is too thick, even with his strength at the peak of the late day after tomorrow, he can continue to earn, but the hard work pays off, after Yu Boyang urged the internal force countless times, the rope finally showed signs of breaking, and the result was ...... As a result, she happened to be seen by Shen Ying, so she was tied up again.

Qi Si kicked the door of the firewood room open, and walked in aggressively, wanting to punch and kick Yu Boyang to vent his anger, but after seeing Yu Boyang's embarrassed appearance, Qi Si didn't know how to start.

Qi Si put away his fist angrily and said, "Damn, are you afraid that I will beat you, so you deliberately made yourself so stinky?"

Yu Boyang closed his eyes, he had always scolded when he saw Qi Si before, but this time he didn't say a word.

Qi Si smiled and said, "Yangzai, you shouldn't be Yu Cangshui's biological son, right? You see that your father is short and ugly, but you are handsome and tall, is it that your mother is pregnant with someone else's child, but she lied to your father and said that it was his child?"

Yu Boyang opened his eyes, glared at Qi Si angrily, and shouted: "The surname Qi insults people and does not insult their parents and elders, you say such things, it is in vain to be a son of man!"

Qi Si hurriedly waved his hand, then bowed slightly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm just curious! Actually, I have good news to tell you, your father Yu Cangshui has arrived in Huayin Town!"

A hint of joy flashed in Yu Boyang's eyes, and he said, "After getting the money and cheats, I hope you can keep your promise and let me go!"

Qi Si smiled: "That's natural, but ...... But Yu Cangshui didn't bring anything, only two white horses, not even a package, aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"

Yu Boyang's heart tightened, and he suddenly sneered: "What are you in a hurry, my father will naturally bring it after he arrives at Jade Girl Peak!"

Qi Si nodded, and said matter-of-factly: "That's right, maybe it's because I'm afraid of being remembered by others, so I temporarily hide in my crotch! Good night, I'll change you to a more comfortable place tomorrow morning!"

In a teahouse in Huayin Town, two old hens are hiding under a table, the guys in the store recognize these two old hens, these days they are not only shuttling in the streets and alleys, but also often into the teahouses and restaurants of each house, as if looking for something, after a long time, the shopkeepers in each store are used to it, and they are not driven away.

And at another table not far away, Yu Cangshui was scolding angrily, he had been sitting here for more than half an hour, but the tea he wanted hadn't been delivered yet, how could he not be angry?

I saw Yu Cangshui shouting: "Xiao Er, every time I ask you, you say that it will be fine immediately, are you playing tricks on me?"