Chapter 158: The Perfect Premiere

The night is getting darker, and the excitement of the bustling metropolis has just begun, and the lights of traffic, streets and buildings add a dazzling halo to the world.

Beverly Center 13 Cinema is more lively today than ever, with a large group of young people waiting in the ticket hall.

Most of them are girls, there are faces of all ethnic groups, they are all talking with interest, there are more than 15 minutes, the first screening of "The Wedding is Coming" is about to end, I don't know what the situation is now?

At this time, a girl who went to the passage to listen back said happily to her companion: "I heard a burst of laughter inside, it should be very good."

"That's awesome, I knew VIy wasn't going to mess up. ”

"Of course"

On the big screen, there are several beautiful empty shots, the woods are lush, the grass is green, and the soft light and warm colors are used, which is quite a sense of paradise. In the medium shot, a herd of wild deer is eating grass there, and suddenly their ears move, and when they look up, their eyes seem to say "he's coming"

As soon as the camera is shot, there is a man in white sitting by the green tree, with a long beard flowing in the wind, smiling, Nicholas Nick

As soon as he appeared, there was a burst of laughter in the screening room, the members of the Dream Chaser Alliance cheered, and the superstar made a cameo, which was really exciting Ji Ya smiled at her cousin: "You are much more pleasing to the eye on the screen." Cage laughed, and it seemed to work really well.

Film critics are particularly interested, such a rare superstar passage, how does the kid play in directing and acting?

In the close-up shot, God's expression suddenly changed, as if he was electrocuted, and the joyful expression made by the actor-level performance was already funny, and when compared with the quiet atmosphere around him, it produced a humor that can only be understood.

"Haha. The chuckles of the audience gradually increased, and after the touching second plot point, the joy returned

Whether you are Christian or not, you can laugh, there is no more and no less God on the comedy screen, George Burns has played it, Morgan Freeman has played it, and Alaniss Molysette (woman) has also played it, as long as it doesn't insult the gods and is a cute decent person.

God hurriedly stood up and hurried away.

"I saw you, don't even think about it, you can't go anywhere today" The angry voiceover of the wedding god sounded, but God's pace was faster, and he cut to the front shot of the wedding god, and he ran up angrily, "You can't go anywhere"

"Son, I can go wherever I want. God rolled his eyes, looking helpless and angry.

This funny line and tough performance immediately caused the audience to laugh

The critics are also satisfied, the two have a good chemistry, the film has accumulated a funny atmosphere until now, and the god of the wedding also has a sense of joy, his anger is released, and God's calmness is receiving, releasing and receiving, which is very funny.

At this time, Jia, Maurer, Gozman and others, who had watched the internal test screening, were a little nervous, and the last shot of this scene was a long shot of "talking while walking".

God is God after all, you have to take it easy when you joke, this shot still relies on lines and performances to create laughter, and everyone is constantly bursting into laughter during the internal test screening, as for whether the audience can stand it or not, it depends on the next.

At the same time, in the screen that everyone is watching, the god of the wedding and God are walking side by side, he is on the left, occupying one-third of the frame, and God is on the right, occupying two-thirds, and the "breathing space" of the frame and the background is a clear heavenly beauty, those trees, those wild deer, retreating backwards.

What are you talking about while walking? Critics were taken aback

Richard Ropee was a little disappointed, Ye Wei wouldn't be lazy here, right? This is the big screen, not the TV screen

Unless, it's an extremely high-quality walk-and-talk ......

Without waiting for anyone to think about it, the crazy appearance of the wedding god was very excessive, but it was in line with the love of going crazy, he scolded: "I can't stand it anymore, that pair of crazy people made me completely understand that couples are raised by bitches People want to get married, but they don't want to get married...... I don't do it."

He was wild, and God was still smiling indifferently, saying, "Because the world is full of confusion, we should bring light and hope to the world." Your job is very important, you make your hearts know to those couples who love each other," he said, clasping his hands over his chest, his face full of intoxication, "making a vow to keep is very, very important......

The god of the wedding glared at him with slanted eyes, and the god continued to revel in it, and the sight suddenly burst into laughter.

Yes, it's a good comparison, Luo Pei's heart is active, and it seems that "talking while walking" is the best way to express himself

"That's good, such an important job," the wedding god gritted his teeth, "there must be someone rushing to do it, you find someone else." ”

"No one can do as well as you do. God was still intoxicated when he said this, and turned his head to look at the god of weddings, but he was immediately startled, and so that the laughter continued, and God changed his tone: "The angels respect you, you don't want people to think you're a loser, do you?"

The god of weddings whistled indifferently, "As long as it's not Victoria's Secret Angel." ”

"Hahaha" The audience burst into laughter, in the absence of such a tendency to foreshadowing and atmosphere, he suddenly said a ghost like this, absurd, reasonable, funny

Lily also laughed, and whispered a laugh and scolded, "Crazy ......"

On the screen, God is still wise and kind, only his tone is a little stricter than just now: "Whether it is man or God, we will always encounter such and such tests, this is a test for you, and I do not accept your resignation." ”

"Really?" asked the wedding god. God nodded, "Really." ”

"Really?" asked the wedding god again, frowning. God's demeanor remained the same, "Really." ”

The god of weddings continued to ask, and each time he asked, the more uncontrollable his expression became, the funnier it became, and after seven times, he suddenly shouted violently: "Okay, bastard couples all over the world who want to get married, listen, you are finished in my tenure, no one can get married smoothly"

The audience was already laughing, but when they saw the group of wild deer running around in the distance behind them, they immediately burst into laughter

Maurer is so happy, this is one of the main reasons why the director let this pass it, not only to catch up, but also to this unexpected surprise.

"I also hope that the world will follow the guidance of the gods. God snorted, and he didn't worry about it. The audience could hear the interesting subtext, the world is not so fearful of the gods, otherwise the world would have been peaceful a long time ago.

God also earnestly taught: "You are the guide and witness of the wedding, not the dictator." Weddings are the gateway to a better ......"

The god of weddings made an exaggerated "nonsense, nonsense, I don't listen" and said disdainfully: "Weddings are purely people wasting money and time, torturing themselves, relatives and friends, just to tell their exes, 'I am happy, but I often see that when they have a bad wedding, the exes are traveling." ”

The audience is still laughing loudly, the critics are very interesting, and now that I look at it, it's really great to talk while walking, reminiscent of the two in "Annie Hall" from the street to the end of the street, cynical, sarcastic, with deep meaning, and the most rare thing is that this is the talent of a 6-year-old boy This is not amazing

"That's enough, no matter what you say, I must resign this time......"

Suddenly, the face of the god of the wedding changed greatly, and he stopped, as if he had seen some terrifying scene, and exclaimed: "Wait, that pair of madmen......" With his voice, a small picture frame appeared between them, and Kana and Byrne hugged each other excitedly.

"They're getting married again, O God," the wedding god screamed.

"I'm here. God answered.

The laughter burst out, and Albert, who hadn't laughed much, laughed, such a setup was boring and funny.

The god of weddings sneered, "Hey, hey, you're right, everyone will always be subjected to various tests, and their new tests are coming." He strode out of the camera.

The god who was standing in place suddenly changed his expression, exhaled, looked at the camera with palpitations, and said to the audience: "It's okay if you don't resign, there is a wedding god because I have long had enough." ”

"Hahahaha" The audience was so happy, Albert's number changed to 2 times Rope's admiring smile, of course God is fed up with couples, since the first couple Adam and Eve, God has had enough, this joke is positive and funny, everyone will be happy.

It turns out that Ye Wei is not lazy, this long shot is very good, the tense performance makes the lines completely interesting, and the smooth camera movement is even more pleasing to the eye.

And Jonathan Foreman of the "New York Times" pays more attention to another amazing aspect, and it is normal for Cage to play well, but Ye Wei, this kid, is not inferior to this Oscar-winning actor in terms of momentum, does not mean that the acting skills of the two are on the same level, Ye Wei is amazing, definitely has acting talent, and is an excellent Asian actor?

"Are you alright?" Gia asked Cage as she laughed.

Cage listened to the laughter from the audience and nodded with satisfaction: "It seems that he still lost to Hanks." Gia laughed, "Hanks is his boss, you are not." And you have a scene, it's funny. ”

Joy is the only portrayal of the mood of the surrounding crew, the audience suffered, VIyR spoon idea, they all suffered

Gonzman's fingers trembled a little when he pressed the phone, and he sent out another text message: "The second act is over, and the third act is over, everything is as good as you imagined."

"Oh my God, oh my God, those critics are going to laugh like fools, that kid didn't offend God, that can't attack him. ”

"Calm, calm, there are still ten minutes, he can't do it, it's hard to do a good job in the ending of the spoof movie. ”

"Hey, you're still lying to yourself, Lovett, that kid got mixed up, and that damn boy got mixed up again, we better figure out how to deal with Bruce quickly"

"Tell me what? You don't have to call me anymore, let's talk about what you are sure about. ”

The story continues on the screen, Kana and Byrne are determined to get married, but they face the biggest challenge of the wedding, with only one day left before the wedding, they have almost nothing to do, and ...... The wedding god has become the new villain.

"We have to hurry"

The former lowly Kana family and friends all did their best to help, and the big and small Muppet Bears and Carter were also in such a scene of chickens and dogs jumping in the emergency preparation scenes, they miraculously solved the problems of the venue, priests, limousine and so on, and everyone was laughing.

The audience is also laughing, a mood of excitement, anticipation, and leaping, wanting to see this wedding be held as scheduled, and wanting to see the protagonist win.

The god of weddings seems to have disappeared, and he didn't come out to make trouble, but the audience knew where he must be hidden and ready to make a move......

The sound effect of a flat tire suddenly sounded, and on the screen, the black extended Lincoln limousine carrying a car of people to the "Simple Natural Events" manor, where the wedding was held, staggered on the road, the camera cut to the carriage, and the whole car screamed, and the ragdoll exclaimed: "There are demons, there are demons, there are demons, there are demons"

The "hahaha" screening room became a sea of hilarious laughter again.

There was no Divine Force Battle, and the limousine stopped on the side of the road, and Byrne and Kana got out of the car.

Panoramic shot, the two of them ran hand in hand in the direction of the manor, just like all romantic movies, but at this time, very fake inferior special effects appeared, fireballs fell from the sky, and meteorite rain fell, but they were fearless of life and death, and went farther and farther on the road, farther and farther......

The special effects were gone, and after a few seconds of silence, the voiceover of the wedding god suddenly reappeared: "Disgusting." ”

"I feel like I've stepped on-. Kana's panic rang out.

"It's okay, I'm ...... too," Byrne murmured.

The burst of laughter filled the theater again, this kind of bridge is not new, it is surprising to use it here, and the "gr" is so cheap that many young people can't help but applaud, Toto and Bella barked a few times, as if they were hurriedly clarifying "That's not ours"

3 times Albert's two thumbs have been cocked, and the old face is laughing, boy, as you wish, this will be a movie full of four stars, and there are more surprises?

The light and cheerful soundtrack sounded, the god of the wedding did not make any more trouble, the two arrived at the gate of the manor, and a series of wedding shots with no dialogue began on the screen, and the audience's expectations were fulfilled, although they did not laugh, but the joyful chuckles continued.

There are also shots of Bourne and Kana talking to the wedding crew, staring at the camera, and the film crew of "The Wedding is Coming" making a collective cameo, who let them mess up.

Finally, in the presence of the guests and the priest, Byrne and Kana said "I do" to each other, exchanged wedding rings, and kissed each other.

These are all old shots, but with the new story, soundtrack, and editing, they're all shining brightly

The audience was a little moved and relieved that after so many difficulties and bad luck, this silly couple finally succeeded in getting married in time

On the screen, in the frontal medium shot, the people in the guest seats are laughing and applauding, only one guy is not, the god of weddings, he sits on the far right of the first row, with the back of the bench in his hand, with a playful smile, and the matter is not over......

"That's me", "And me" Lev, Bard, and Chen Nuo were all excited, seeing if they were there, they were sitting in the back row of the guest seats, hahaha, that's it

The horizontal transition shot is still in the manor, a wide green lawn, surrounded by some long buffet tables full of food and wine, and the focus is undoubtedly the huge three-tier wedding cake, without the bride and glyweds.

Seeing it, the audience has already laughed for a wave, with a tacit understanding of bad intentions, they have seen half of the face of this scene in the promotional video and on the poster, and the wedding god will kick the cake

It's **, and it's also an important selling point, if people come to the theater to see this movie, it's probably because "I have to see how that cake goes."

"Haha. There was more in the laughter of the people who visited the class that day, and Lily was thinking, from the shooting on the set to the images on the screen, it was awesome

Next to the big cake, there is a circle of relatives and guests of men, women and children, they are beaming, what about the god of wedding?

In a combination of several close-ups and close-ups, Byrne and Kana hold a plastic cutter together, smiling and walking up to cut the cake.

The voice of the wedding god resounded in the theater, which was a long shot with a deep depth of field, with a lively crowd in the foreground, and from the gap, the wedding god could be seen in the background, and the clever composition made a qiē clear

He made a few warm-up movements, ran into the foreground, and kicked his leg sideways to the round table with the cake, "I wish you a happy wedding"

The audience saw so clearly that the round table was kicked over, the cake fell to the ground, Byrne and Kana were almost stunned, screaming "Oh my God", "Oh no", and the horrified group of guests, they all stretched out their hands like a group of zombies, but no one could save the disaster

The sound effect of the speaker, the big cake smashed on the grass and rotted into a mess......

The wedding god shook his raised right ankle a few times steadily, giving him a close-up, looking cool and handsome

The laughter of the hilarious audience absolutely refreshed the highest decibel of the night, cool, enjoyable, wonderful, tickled the itch in the bottom of the heart for a moment, how many people laughed or wanted to laugh out of tears, Albert with his thumb crossed counted, -1 time, no doubt -1 time

"Well played", "Hahaha", "VIy, you're so handsome"......

At the same time, many viewers also noticed that a microphone head appeared on the frame, which should be the microphone of the wedding film team, not a goof, and the goofs were also deliberate, right?

Only those who were present that day knew that they didn't want to distract the audience, there was no such thing in the plan, but the director couldn't help but praise the screw into a good shot, especially the sinner Dre Charrison, who simply had to worship

With a different perspective, Bourne and Kana walked towards the rotten cake in a daze, and the guests, all stupid.

At this time, the god of the wedding walked out of the crowd, the camera was zooming out, and the lights were focused on him, making him look like a big star on the concert stage, and the microphone ran into the frame, and the audience was now sure that it was the microphone of the wedding film crew.

He walked up to the microphone, looked cool and handsome like some kind of agent spy, and said coolly: "Now, they really got their damn cake"

The hilarious tsunami in the audience rose to another level, and the more people couldn't help but applaud, this line was too appropriate, too subtle, too funny, and too funny

Albert had to add it again, just for this line, 3 times

The crew in the front row smiled excitedly as they got closer and closer to the end of success, and Ye Wei in the whirlpool storm shrugged and smiled: "The set is always full of surprises. ”

The scene on the screen was not over yet, and as soon as I looked down at the camera, Bourne and Kana, who were both sitting on the lawn, looked at each other with a helpless smile, and once again shook hands and picked up the cutter, and cut the mess cake together, and the smile became warm and sweet

The surrounding guests also changed from shaking their heads, sighing and wailing to cheering and applauding happily.

It's great here, the critics have this idea, which makes the film sublimated, the couple has learned to work together, the first problem they encountered after getting married, they solved it perfectly, they are no longer the couple who only mess up, it is the god of weddings who mess up.

It is exactly the opposite of the beginning, forming a strong echo and contrast.

And the audience was also moved by this scene, at this time the camera cut again, the wedding god looked back, close-up, he first looked helpless, and then smiled, as if relieved, like okay, lost to you, he said: "I wish you a happy marriage." ”

This time, the tone of sincerity in the theater is more and more moving, and the smiling faces are more and more brilliant, and the audience loves these cheap and lovely characters and loves them

The episode "H-Eavur1E", which also paid for the right to use, sounded, so gentle, so joyful:

"In the early morning sun, I read your eyes, in the pouring rain I feel your caresses, and in the moment when you are lost from me, I want to feel you again in my arms. ”

With the singing, the camera and the lights returned to the newcomer, and they grabbed the cake and wiped it on each other's faces, more and more, but they couldn't hide the happy smile.

"And you come back to me in the summer breeze, warm me with your love, and depart gently. It's me who needs you to express how deep your love is, it's your love, how deep your love is, I really want to know. ”

Byrne and Kana got into the open-top wedding car, and their relatives and friends scattered rice at them, laughing and waving, and the car was ready to leave. The camera focused on the back seat of the car, and I saw a pair of large and small ragdoll bears sitting there, also looking in love with each other, smiling.

"Because we live in a world of fools, we no longer insist that when it's time for all of us to do what we want, 'We, the word belongs only to you and me. ”

It's a turnaround, Carter, and he's having a candlelit dinner at home, with a volleyball with smiling faces on either side of the table, and he's intoxicated with happiness on his face.

The burst of laughter almost drowned out the singing, and the audience laughed and was moved, funny and excited, which was really weird

"I believe in you, you know the door to the depths of my soul, you are the light in the dark moments of my life, you are the savior of my sinking moments. ”

It's a scene in Houston in paradise, the strange angels are clapping, the wedding god in the middle in front is full of energy, and the old-fashioned TV next to it is showing a clip of Bourne and Cana's wedding. At this time, God came with a pair of wings, and the audience immediately laughed again, it was a pair of pink fluffy coquettish wings

"Maybe you don't think that I care about you, but in fact, deep down you should know that I really care. ”

The god of the wedding stared in surprise, God leaned into his ear and said something, a close-up of the god of the wedding happy, and the audience saw that there was a spoof version of Victoria's Secret hgo on the wings, which was obviously the wings used by which "angel" walked the catwalk......

"It's me who needs you to express how deep your love is, it's your love, your love is deep, I really want to understand. ”

God gave wings to the god of weddings, but clumsy and pumped them into the left side of his face, and the god of weddings covered the swollen left side of his face in shock. God's sorry expression suddenly slapped on the right side of his face again, and the god of weddings was shocked to cover the right side of his face.

Laughter and singing resounded in the theater at the same time: "Because we live in a world of fools, we no longer hold on to ......"

Back to the human scene, a series of honeymoon shots, Bourne and Kana walking the streets of Miami, they play, they frolick, they laugh.

"You may not think that I care about you, but in fact, deep down you should know that I really care. ”

The camera turns again, back to heaven, the god of weddings has put on his wings, the audience can't stop laughing, and a group of angels are dancing strangely slow again, and God

"It is I who need you to express how deep your love is, it is your love, and your love is deep......"

On the beach, Byrne and Kana sat by the coconut trees, watching the beautiful sight of the sunset setting into the sea, pointing to the seagulls flying in the sky, laughing and talking

At this time, the picture gradually changed and faded, and it was transferred to the end credits, and the play ended.

The first line of the credits is a huge text: "Don't go away, please finish watching the credits, there will be easter eggs afterward"

"Hahaha" The audience once again hilared what is called an easter egg, that is a surprise to be looking for, how can there be such a direct sue to the audience.

Albert's laugh number has become 3 times, and the last time it is all laughed in the finale, a warm laugh, a great movie-watching experience

"Great" and "amaIu" Suddenly, laughter, applause, and cheers rushed in, and the audience from all sides stood up in unison, and the entire screening hall was a sensation

Over there, Ye Haogen and Gu Qiao both had tears in their eyes, and here Duoduo and Toto and Bella danced happily, and Anna Sophia also joined in with a smile, calling out to Ye Wei, who was still sitting in the chair.

film critics such as Roope and Albert; Cage, Gia, Gozman, Maurer, Darum, Suzanne and other big and small people; Schwartz and other investors all stood up and applauded Lawyer Sallton, Dr. Li and other relatives and friends, and young students such as Lev and Bard were also shouting excitedly

Lily's eyes were also moist, and she tried her best to applaud this time, but she was proud of you, you did it, you did it......

Perfect Ramo applauded and sighed, old man, it's over, you're done this time.

Behind "VIyVIy" came a burst of excited shouts from fans who ignored qiē, the genius was well deserved, and the hero was officially born as an unprecedented talent idol

When the time comes, applause will be the only sound here, and smiles will be the only expression here.

Then, you will be shouting one name, and that is ...... VIy

Ye Wei closed his eyes, put back the hot tears, opened them, stood up from the seat, spread his hands, and turned to face the crazy audience, with a bright smile on his face

Thank you, my friends, for your applause for making my dream come true

Behind him, the big screen scrolls from the bottom to the top of the end credits, lines of white letters in the dark, are light, bright, starry

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