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Yutu was also surprised when he looked at Shi Fan's strange costume, and said for a while: "If there is any more news of the monkey, can Brother Fan tell me?"

"Well, I'll see where the monkey is now, and I'll tell you later. Shi Fan said, this little jade rabbit is not only simple but also affectionate, I really don't know how the stinky monkey hooked her.

"Shangxian, we are sisters and brothers!" Yutu was afraid of revealing clues, so he hurriedly replied.

"Everyone on earth understands it. Shi Fan smiled, blocked the Jade Rabbit, and conveniently used video positioning to spend a hundred merits to connect with the monkey, and see what he was doing now.

When the video was opened, Shi Fan saw the monkey squatting on the chair, and a person who looked like a shopkeeper nervously put a bowl of noodles in front of the monkey.

Looking at the surrounding environment like an ancient tavern, Shi Fan immediately understood that Sun Wukong was going to eat noodles.

The monkey took the chopsticks and looked at the noodles in the bowl, and didn't know how to eat them for a long time, so he looked around, and saw that others were taking chopsticks to pick up the noodles and put them in their mouths, and immediately scratched their ears and showed joy, "My grandson understands." ”

Suddenly, the monkey also picked up a chopstick noodle and wanted to put it in his mouth, but the noodle was too long to put in at once, there was no way, the monkey stood up, it was still too long, and finally stood on the table again, so he barely swallowed the noodles from top to bottom.

The monkey laughed like a man, looking at the monkey wearing a long coat like a human, and the funny appearance of eating noodles, a group of guests laughed, Shi Fan also laughed, and immediately replied to Yutu, the monkey had arrived in Nanganbuzhou, and was eating noodles in a restaurant, and at the same time intercepted the video for her and sent it over.

Seeing that the monkey was safe and sound, and so funny, the jade rabbit was also trembling with laughter, a pair of snow-white ears dangling around, so unhappy, and the concern of many days was swept away, and said: "Thank you Brother Fan for going to the immortals, but in the future, there will be a little fairy but you can do it, and you will do your best." ”

"Well, you're welcome. Shi Fan replied with a smile, and the jade rabbit's face turned red over there, and she suddenly felt hot, although she knew that he started with Wukong, she was also ashamed.

"Go take a shower and cool off. The Jade Rabbit hurriedly collected the Dan, and there was not much time to jump into the Guanghan Immortal Pond.

"Alas, alas, Yutu!" Chang'e shouted, "I said Yutu, why are you practicing backstroke again, everything is exposed." ”

Hearing Chang'e's shout, Shi Fan laughed, this jade rabbit is really simple enough, it won't be naked in the bath, it will amuse my brother.

Looking back, Sun Wukong finally finished eating the noodles, touched his belly unsatisfied, jumped off the table and was about to leave.

"Alas, you haven't settled the bill yet!" The shopkeeper stopped him with the courage to not let him go, and asked for money.

Shi Fan frowned, knowing that the monkey was in trouble, where did he get the silver and copper money to pay the bill.

"What kind of silver, why don't I know that I have to settle the bill for dinner?" The monkey was indignant, he came when he wanted, he ate when he wanted, he was straightforward and straightforward by nature, where did he think about paying any money.

The shopkeeper also knew that he was a hairy monkey, and he might not understand, so he patiently explained to him.

After all, the monkey was educated by Chang'e, and he quickly understood it, and he also understood the truth of following the customs of the locals.

"Brother Fan, what should I do if I don't have money for dinner?" the monkey immediately shouted, it was difficult to find Brother Fan, he said it.

What could he do? He didn't either, so he asked Chang'e to send it to the monkey again? That would be too troublesome, and it would be too inappropriate to stir up the people and disturb the mortal world.

Shi Fan thought for a while and said meaningfully, "Brother Monkey, it's right to understand the rules, but you also have to know that sometimes simple and rude is more effective." ”

Who doesn't know if you've been in the earth for a long time, the most popular people are those who are bold and don't take the usual path, if the monkey is completely decent, then he is not a monkey, and that is not what Shi Fan wants to see.

The monkey blinked his eyes, as if he had an understanding, and suddenly bared his teeth at Xiao Eryi, and showed a fierce face at a group of guests.

Able to speak is already a demon monkey, just now Xiao Er just deceived it and dared to ask for an account, if a fierce goblin came in, he dared to ask for an account.

Suddenly, a group of people fled in fright, and in a blink of an eye, there was no one in the tavern, the monkey swaggered out of the restaurant, and kicked the shopkeeper under the table with a kick on his ass, which scared the little er's body like chaff, and arched it desperately, and dared to ask for silver?

"Brother Fan, am I amazing?" came outside, and the monkey said triumphantly.

Shi Fan said: "Brother Monkey, don't die studying, you have to use it flexibly, and the same is true for the thirty-six strategies, since the goal is the final victory, why stick to one style." ”

"Brother Fan!" the monkey blinked, "I seem to understand a truth, people are good at being bullied, well, it's not right, it's monkeys who are being bullied." ”

"Yes, there is a saying that if people don't offend me, I won't offend people, if people offend me, I will offend people, this is what Grandpa Mao said, and now I will give it to you. ”

"Brother Fan, it's not that if people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, if people offend me, will I still have a stitch if they offend me again?" ”

"What's the use of a stitch?" Shi Fan pouted with a smile, "This sentence works for Sister Chang'e, it doesn't work for you, she is a woman, you are a man, aren't you? ”

"Okay. The monkey shook his head helplessly, "I'm in a hurry to learn art, so I won't tell you first, and I'm on my way." ”

The monkey jumped and walked away.

"Xiniu Hezhou's experience is very helpful to the monkeys. Shi Fan nodded secretly, there seemed to be some deep meaning in the dark, did Bodhi have an arrangement? Otherwise, if you want him to learn the arts, just take it away.

The sky is unpredictable, Shi Fan can't figure it out, so he simply doesn't think about it. Now that you have more than 50,000 merits, do you want to find a way to improve your strength?

Find Jade Rabbit to learn alchemy, and then buy a Dan furnace, after all, it will be a little slower, first find a way to improve your strength, and then slowly learn alchemy.

His car was still in the 4S shop, and Shi Fan walked back while looking at the circle of friends of Guanghan Palace to see what way he could find to improve his strength as soon as possible.

It's not good to always look for land, it's always annoying for him, if he is discovered by Heavenly Court, this road will be broken, and it is much better to ask for a spirit grass every once in a while.

At this moment, the mobile phone rang, and Shi Fan saw that it was Lin Shiman's number.

"Uh...... I haven't been in touch with her for a few days!" Shi Fan smiled bitterly, this was because the development of He Xiangxue exceeded his expectations, and he didn't expect that Nalan Xiangxue would break into Danxia Peak to save himself that night, and then there was Dong'er, so he didn't take the initiative to contact her.