Chapter 1110

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Ron and Harry took the lead in the Weasley Joke Workshop, which Ron had been looking forward to for a long time, watching Fred and George's great dreams, at least, Fred and George were definitely the second most successful two in Ron's eyes......

The first is Bill, whose personality is the envy of Ron, especially in the case of Fleur.

Van Lin followed, and it can be said that there was a joy in reviewing the results, and there were many things that he had worked with Fred and George, such as vomiting sugar smoke bombs and the like.

In fact, Fred and George's shop is definitely unique to Diagon Alley, because everyone is in a hurry to escape from here, which makes Fred and George set up a small storefront, facing the entrance, which is very conspicuous.

In fact, Van Lin had planned to sell some of the property that Sirius had given him to Fred at a cheaper price, but now it seems that Fred's insistence on driving it on his own was perfectly correct, and they spent less than half the usual market price...... And most importantly, it's all about customers.

To Van Lin's surprise, Diagon Alley had long been depressed, but Fred was no different here than usual, like the Honey Duke of Hogsmeade Week, as if all the children in Diagon Alley had gathered here.

The most intuitive phenomenon was that Harry, who was the first to push the door in, couldn't even squeeze into the shelf. He looked around and looked up at the boxes piled up to the ceiling: the twins had made quick-acting truancy candy in the final, unfinished year at Hogwarts, and Harry noticed that nosebleed cow candy was the most popular, with only a crushed box left on the shelf.

There are also boxes and boxes of mischief wands, the cheapest of which can only be turned into rubber ducks or a pair of shorts when waved, the most expensive that can chase the head and neck of a careless user, and a box of quills, which are divided into auto-inking, spell-checking and auto-answering.

Most of this was achieved through the whims of Fred and George, coupled with the alchemy techniques of Van Lin.

For example, the most expensive one can even make it easy for you to take down a wizard, of course, if you can control it well, otherwise, the Prank Wand will really give you a taste of what a prank wand is.

Harry had seen it on Colin's body, and when Van Lin and Fred had just made the product, Colin had unknowingly let Van Lin drop his wand......

Well, right under his nose.

Harry still couldn't forget what Colin looked like, something resembling an inflatable hammer banging frantically on Colin's skull......

Because of this, Harry remembered that Van Lin had been taught by Hermione, the pair of beepping men and women......

As soon as he thought about the daily life of several people, the more Harry learned about it, the more he felt as if he was in a state of fullness at any time?

Thankfully, a gap was finally made in the crowd, and Harry hurried to the counter, where an excited group of ten-year-olds watched a little wooden figure slowly walk towards the gallows, and the box underneath them read: Reusable Executioner - chant a spell on it or he will hang himself!

"'Patented Daydream Curse ......'" Hermione had managed to squeeze into a display near a counter, reading the instructions behind a box that depicted a handsome young man and an intoxicated girl standing on the deck of a pirate ship in bright colors. "'A simple spell can give you a high-quality, extremely realistic 30-minute daydream, which is applied to the usual classes in school, and in fact goes undetected (side effects include expressionlessness and slight drooling). Not for sale to people under the age of 15. 'Look,' Hermione looked up at Van Lin, "it's really a very special magic! So, this is you?"

"Oh, I don't know...... "Van Lin looked at the product in front of him, "Hmm...... Slightly hallucinogenic component, similar to ......"

"Similar to an aphrodisiac, but since you say so, Hermione," a voice behind them said, "you can get one for free." ”

Fred stood in front of them happily, dressed in a magenta robe that was out of place with his flaming hair.

"How are you, Van Lin? And Harry! Let me think about ......."

"Today is the day of Hogwarts procurement. Van Lin said helplessly, and shook Fred's hand.

"Oh yes, of course, you're back to school. Fred smiled brightly, "Of course, there are a lot of familiar faces here in the past two days, and of course, there are some little ones I don't know. ”

"It seems to be very appealing to them. "It looks like Professor McGonagall will confiscate a lot of contraband at the beginning of the school year, and I think maybe Mr. Filch won't be very welcoming to you two." ”

"Hey, don't say that, my esteemed Mr. Technical Advisor. Fred winked his eyes at Van Lin, "You two live together, but Hermione speaks ......"

"What's wrong with the way I speak?" asked Hermione dangerously.

Fred paused slightly...... "Uh...... What's wrong with your eyes, Hermione?"

"It's all your-hugging binoculars," Hermione immediately replied with a sad look on her face, but it seemed that Hermione was more inclined to beat Fred.

There's nothing that can't be solved with one hit, and if there is, it's two......

"Oh, ah, I forgot about that," Fred said. "Hereβ€”"

As she spoke, Fred pulled a bottle out of his pocket and handed it to her, and Hermione carefully unscrewed it, revealing a sticky yellow paste inside.

"Just apply it and those bruises will disappear within an hour," Fred said. "We had to find a pretty good anti-wound medicine because we were testing most of the products on ourselves. ”

Hermione looked uneasy, in fact, more than half of the people at Hogwarts were skeptical about what Fred and George had given them out, even Verlin, for example, when George tricked him into drinking a butterbeer with melted vomit sugar......

"This is safe, right?" asked Hermione cautiously.

"Of course, trust me, Hermione!" Fred said briskly.

Hermione still looked skeptical, but the bruises on her face didn't allow Hermione to continue to hesitate, Mrs. Weasley's healing was not very good, at least compared to Madam Pomfrey......

Hermione didn't want to go on and on with a strange eye in her eyes......

"Come here, Van Lin, I'll show you around. ”

"Okay!" Van Lin nodded, then left Hermione, who was smearing her eyes with mud, and followed Fred to the back of the shop, where he saw a table with cards and rope tricks.

"Muggle magic tricks!" said Fred happily, pointing at them with his finger. "To weirdos like Daddy, you know, people who love Muggle items. There is no big profit, but the business is quite stable, and they are very novelty...... Oh, here comes George......"

Fred's twin brother shook Van Lin's hand in high spirits.

"Take him around, come back and see, Harry, that's where we make a lot of money - hey! don't put that thing in your pocket, it's you, you're going to pay more than Galleon!"

George warns a young boy who is pulling his hand out of a jar with a label that reads: Edible Dark Marker - Can Make Anyone Sick!

George pushed open the curtain next to the Muggle trick, and Van Lin saw a darker, less crowded room. The packaging of the product is neatly arranged on the shelves, which looks much more oppressive.

"We've just developed this line of more serious products," Fred said. "It's funny, we don't know how to do this......"

"You probably don't believe how many people can't even cast a decent Iron Armor Charm on someone who works at the Ministry of Magic," George said.

"Of course, they didn't let you teach, Van Lin. ”

"That's right...... See, we're starting to think that the Iron Charm is just a bit of fun, and you think you're wearing it and asking your companion to cast magic on you, and then look at his face when the magic comes back. But the Ministry of Magic has purchased 500 for all of its employees! We're still getting a lot of orders!"

"Then we developed a series of cloaks, gloves and ......."

β€œ...... I mean, they can't stop the Unforgivable Curse, but they ...... small to medium Curses."

"Then we decided to get into the whole field of Defence Against the Dark Arts because it's such a lucrative industry," George said fanatically. "That's cool. Look! Fast acting dark powder, we imported it from Peru. It's handy when you want to run away quickly. ”

"Our decoy detonator was just trying to slip off the shelf, look," Fred pointed to something weird and whistle-shaped black, looking like he was really scrambling to try to slip away.

"You just have to sneak one to the ground and it will slip out of sight and make a loud bang that allows you to move calmly. ”

"You got all this?" Van Lin said with some surprise, "Defense Against the Dark Arts equipment?"

"Of course, you don't know about the Ministry......"

"I mean, that's great!" Van Lin said, looking at Fred and George with some surprise, "Those people from the Ministry of Magic have been at peace for too long, and besides, you've seen Umbridge's plan, and I'm willing to bet that except for the necessary Auror department, the others can't even master the basic disarming charms, and the ordinary wizard level exam is already at its peak, and besides, there are those students......"

"Oh, it looks like this, it's made us a lot of money!"

"It's great. Van Lin lamented here that he had previously supported Fred and George's product development, and even provided start-up capital, but Van Lin never thought that Fred and George would develop into the field of Defence Against the Dark Arts, in fact, Van Lin never thought of this, just made some gadgets according to his preferences and ideas, but ......

"This is munitions. ”

"Munitions?"

"yes, it's arms, I mean, we can look into it, more, let's say, Avada's Curse or something......"

"Avada's Curse?" Fred shuddered, "you mean we can ......"

"That's what we're for, isn't it, Fred!" said George, "we want to develop new products, but on the technical side, I mean, it's already the realm of advanced alchemy, but it's too bad that we don't have that much time, that's what we're aiming for, how about working together again?"

"Oh, of course. Van Lin's eyes lit up, he was depressed that he had missed the alchemy conference, and in a blink of an eye, he found something more interesting than this, "Just like before, magic equipment, where is there a lot of Nicola May, right now, obviously we need ......"

"Bang ......"

The door was suddenly opened, and the three people in the room were immediately startled, and then a young witch with short blond hair stuck her head into the curtain, and Van Lin saw that she was also dressed in a magenta staff robe.

"There's a customer out there looking for a joke crucible, Mr. Weasley and Mr. Weasley. She said.

Van Lin thought it was a little strange to hear Fred and George referred to as "Mr. Weasley", but they both strode over at once.

"Wait, Veridi, I'm coming," said George quickly. "Fan Lin, if you see what you like, take it, it's all free!"

"You're talking nonsense, George...... Fred said with a laugh, "and in fact, we're going to pick a piece of everything and send it to you." ”

This was a bit of a surprise to the girl, Willy, but George immediately lifted the curtain and went out to greet customers, and Fred led Van Lin back to the store's lobby, where Van Lin found Hermione and Ginny still staring at the patented product Daydream Spell.

"Why haven't you girls found our special Wonder Witch product?" Fred asked. "Follow me, ladies......"

Next to the window, there is a row of bright pink goods, and a group of girls are smirking feverishly around them. Both Hermione and Ginny hesitated, watching warily.

"That's it," Fred said triumphantly. "This is the best love pill you can find. ”

Ginny raised her eyebrows suspiciously, "Does this work?"

"Of course it works, the longest can last 24 hours, but this depends on the boy's weight......"

"Weight?" Van Lin looked at Fred with some surprise, "What does this have to do with weight, I mean, you ....... you used other potions in this thing?"

"Oh, of course ......"