Chapter 637: The Anxiety of the Rats Crossing the Street
"No, no, no ......"
Tang Seng was very confused, and wanted to ask Cui Shi to get him out quickly, but he didn't dare to tell the mystery in front of the banshee. Now this charming banshee is aggressive, but she doesn't know how to deal with it.
"Don't panic, old Tang. ”
Seeing his embarrassment, Cui Shi was secretly amused, and whispered in Tang Seng's ear: "You first pretend to agree to this monster to get married, stabilize her, and then I will try to save you out." ”
This......
Tang Seng frowned, thinking that I didn't agree, the other party had already prepared the wedding banquet and forcibly put on a red wedding dress for me. If I agree, I'm afraid that it will be done in a moment or three, and then it will be ...... Are you sure you're going to get me out and not pit me here?
If it is changed to Monk Sha, or even Zhu Bajie again, Tang Seng may believe a little more than that. But Cui Shi ...... Along the way, how could he have shown any respect or obedience to himself, it was easy to promise this female goblin, but it was difficult to say whether he could leave the bottomless pit as soon as possible.
"Elder Tang, Elder Tang?"
Seeing that Tang Seng's expression was becoming more and more strange, the banshee couldn't help but be a little suspicious, and looked left and right, but she didn't see anything unusual.
"Mother, mother, mother......"
Tang Seng said two words, and his white skin turned red, almost dripping blood. Of course, this was taught by Cui Shi, since he wanted to try to stabilize this golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit, he had to make her happy first, and then he could talk about the smooth implementation of the next plan.
"Ahh
When the female goblin heard such an affectionate title, she couldn't help but be overjoyed, stepped forward and grabbed Tang Seng's arm tightly, and said in a greasy voice: "Brother Elder, please have a glass of wine?"
Amitabha!
Tang Seng secretly complained, trembling hands to take the wine glass, while scolding Cui Shi in his heart for being unreliable, while silently chanting the Dharma Protector Heavens, the Five Directions Revealing the Truth, the Four Values of Gong Cao and other gods and Buddhas: disciple Chen Xuanzang, since leaving the East Land, was sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva to send the gods to secretly protect, worship Leiyin Temple, see my Buddha come to seek the true scriptures. Today, I was caught by a goblin on the way and forced me to marry, disciple...... The disciple was forced to have no choice but to eat this vegetarian wine first, hoping that the gods and Buddhas would forgive him, but he was really forced to do so......
"Brother Elder, don't be so restrained, today is the night of candles in our cave room, and there is no one else here. ”
The female goblin didn't know the messy things that Tang Seng was secretly praying for, and seeing Tang Seng's embarrassed expression, she just thought he was embarrassed, so she smiled lightly, and reached out to tear off the red wedding dress that Tang Seng was wearing.
However, underneath the wedding dress was a solemn robe, and the atmosphere was suddenly a little wrong.
"Oh, elder brother, didn't you change your clothes earlier, why are you still wearing this, the concubine will first loosen your clothes......"
"What are you waiting for!"
Although Tang Seng had a few catties of strength, how could he fight with the goblin who had stolen the Buddha's incense candles, and after three or two rounds, he was suddenly stripped of his monk's clothes, leaving only the white underwear lined inside, and he was even more panicked and couldn't hold it back, and roared in a low voice: "Hurry up!"
Yes?
How did the female goblin know that the object of these two sentences of reprimand was someone else, she was stunned for a moment, thinking that this monk looked like she was pretending, but she didn't expect to be more anxious than me, hehe!
It's okay like this, and it's not bad in a moment and a half, so I changed the candle night in the cave room to a leisurely paradise, why not.
"You...... If you want to delay time, you will have a family affair with her first. Otherwise, if you don't speak, people will think you're in a hurry!"
Cui Shi was helpless, he didn't expect the situation to develop like this. Although he wanted Tang Seng to show a beautiful man's tricks, he didn't want to let him go deep into the bottomless pit in the bottomless pit, and he couldn't say anything in that situation.
"I!What did I tell her?!"
Tang Seng didn't care about exposing it at this time, and while desperately protecting his last few small clothes, he asked repeatedly.
Belch......
Teaching Tang Seng to pick up girls, this topic is a bit profound.
Cui Shi said speechlessly: "Anything, just ask her where her home is, who else is in the family, what do you like to do, her mother fell into the river at the same time as you, who did she save first, or something, in short, drag the time first, and slowly get to the point!"
What a mess!
Tang Seng's eyes darkened, and he became more and more incomprehensible, he only felt that the words spoken by Cui Shi, a damn guy, were more difficult to understand than the most obscure and difficult scriptures, how could there be such a thing as falling into the river, could it be that this banshee was the spirit that survived the battle of Tongtian River, and she deliberately came here to ambush me?
"Mother, mother, come slowly. ”
But the situation is pressing, seeing that he is about to be stripped naked, Tang Seng does not dare to slack off, as long as he puts his heart sideways, gritted his teeth and asks: "You...... Where is your home?"
Well?
This monk is also strange!
The female goblin couldn't help but be stunned again, she had sneaked into the temple before, and used her beauty to confuse those six impure monks to be fooled and eat their flesh and blood, this kind of deed was done too much, every time it came to this time, those dirty monks were already fascinated by the lust and made Zhi dizzy, just thinking about being happy and happy, how could she get to this juncture, and suddenly asked about her family background......
This and this...... The second disciple of the Buddha, the reincarnation of the golden cicada, is really different!
Even Cui Shi wasn't sure that the golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit caught Tang Seng in the bottomless pit, and he really wanted to get married, not so rude as killing and eating meat after going to bed.
Because this rat spirit has been practicing at the foot of Lingshan since he was a child, he has listened to many Buddha lectures, and his practice of demon art is also faintly biased towards the Buddhist lineage. Therefore, Tang Seng, the reincarnation of the golden cicada, is an inexhaustible treasure trove for her. Eating Tang monk meat is a great benefit for other monsters, but it is the lowest way for her to use it.
If you can combine and double cultivate with Tang Seng who is of the same origin, the benefits you get from it are a hundred times stronger than simply eating Tang Seng meat!
If this monk is really willing to go to Wushan with me, then the Yuanyang essence I can obtain when it is cloudy and rainy, as well as the strong Buddha power, is several times more than the benefits I get from violent coercion.
Because of these, the female goblin is not afraid of trouble, and sets up a battle, everything is modeled after the way of secular weddings, there are wedding halls, wedding dresses, wedding banquets, and even the flowers and candles in the cave room are fully purchased.
Now seeing that it is about to be completed, this strange monk suddenly stopped, asked about his family background, and almost flashed the old waist of a golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit, and settled down, thinking that this is the rule of a high monk, pay attention to a noble bloodline?
Then I can't tell the truth, since ancient times, rats have been shouted and beaten by everyone on the street, and they are the most despised by people.
With a roll of his eyes, the golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit said with a straight face: "The concubine body is also from a famous family! The concubine's father is the Jade Emperor of the Lingxiao Palace, the Heavenly King of Tota Li!"