Niu Gensheng never thought that Wang Da Hammer would become a hero! Isn't the *** on the cover of Time magazine a great man of a generation!

"The Mermaid" directed by Stephen Chow, the boss of the turtle spraying pesticides - forgot to pull the trouser chain while grabbing the bald head and forgot to pull the trouser chain and gave a thumbs up and said Deng Chao, you are a great man, there is a hair around you!

It makes people leisurely think that their father's parents are not as close as Chairman Mao's relatives, isn't his old man saying that there are many people and great power, maybe my parents won't give birth to me?

Great, although he has never used Big Brother, he will still be a great man in my heart!

Niu Gensheng was taken to the Sphinx of Egypt during his sleepwalking, where the Ten Most Influential Great Men in the World Award Ceremony began with a prayer in front of the golden statue of Tutan Amun, which was held in front of the Pyramid of Khufu.

Celebrity guests include Cleopatra, Kaidi the Great, Confucius, Arafat, Peter the Great, Marquez, Edison, Nobel, Jackson, and Picasso.

These ten selected for the award are not easy. The hosts are American star Marilyn Monroe and oriental kung fu superstar Bruce Lee.

The first great man to be selected was China***, who made one-fifth of the people on the earth turn over and become masters of their own affairs, changing their fate!

The second great man, Albert Einstein, made mankind know that knowledge can change destiny! Science and technology are the primary productive forces.

The third great man, Napoleon of France, his horseback riding is crazy all over the world, whether a person is great or not has nothing to do with height, but with grace and charm.

Fourth, Washington, USA, he has achieved infinite possibilities, as long as a person has a dream and puts it into practice, maybe the dream will come true.

Fifth, Shakyamuni, Buddhism has made people's hearts good, and a quarter of the people on the earth trust the boundless circle of cause and effect of Buddhism!

Bruce Lee said that the advertising time is up, and the conference will designate the exclusive sponsorship of the seven-star Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai!

The following song and dance performance "The Olive Tree" was sung peacefully by the wandering singer! The 100,000 spectators below were very excited!

"Don't ask me where I'm from, my hometown is far away...... Monroe also announced that the sixth great man selected is Leonardo da Vinci, who is erudite and talented, painted the "Mona Lisa" and infected hundreds of millions of viewers around the world with a smile and positive energy.

Artists can also be shortlisted. The seventh person was chosen, Jesus, who sacrificed his personal happiness, saved the suffering, crossed all sentient beings, and preached equality and fraternity!

The eighth place, Newton, discovered gravity, Apple can also think about life when it lands, laying the foundation for future technology, and Apple mobile phones and computers have widely changed people's lives.

Ninth, Hitler, although he started the Second World War, is the main culprit, but he simply promoted the progress of human civilization, making the Jews the most intelligent and wealthy people, this history has a negative typical character to teach talents, but it does not affect his greatness, Chaplin in "The Great Dictator" also became the greatest comedian of all mankind because of his role as him!

Hitler's beard trembled, the whole Gull Island trembled, and the earth was stomped by the earth's earthquakes? 10th place, Mandela, the first black president of the earth, his funeral, the United Nations Secretary-General, the President of the United States, and the members of the British King all attended!

It can be seen how great his glorious life was! Putting aside race, he called for peace. Ten awarders came to the stage to present awards to the freshly baked ten great people one by one.

Among the unsuccessful candidates for the contest was Gandhi, a non-violent non-cooperation movement, who was beaten for his weakness and backwardness.

The second is Qin Shi Huang, who is too cruel and inhumane, offends many people, calls few people, and does not vote in the audience.

The third is President Lincoln, who emancipated black slaves, but offended the interests of whites and allowed future generations to reap the benefits of black Obama.

Fourth, Muhammad, the reason for the failure is that pork is more expensive than Tang monk meat, beef has risen, *** teaching makes it difficult for students to die, and they have become ancient boys, Chen Haonan and Chen Xiaochun, Edison Chen all believe that this religion is deeply poisoned, so it is far away, and there is a major incident of trampling on death during the pilgrimage?

The original owner forgives, and the failure is not guilty! Fifth, the Taj Mahal, because of your death, your husband built the most beautiful Taj Mahal in the world for you, you are more beautiful and noble than Cleopatra, you are more luxurious than the Empress Dowager Cixi of Lafayette, and you have worked hard to build your mausoleum and tomb!

Sixth, South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun, you have made Seoul, South Korea, a fashion capital and one of the four Asian tigers, in order to prove that you are honest and strict, you jumped off a cliff, what a heroic and martial arts, and even the neighboring countries Bao Qingtian and Black Charcoal Jiuquan deplored for you!

You made Chen **, who was imprisoned in the Wolf Hall, embarrassed himself and sighed to himself? Seven is Van Gogh, your paintings of "Sunflowers" and "Kite Grass" were originally greater than Picasso!

But you're crazy, and that doesn't affect your greatness? But you cut off your ears to create famous paintings to show your love to your girlfriend, and you only sold two masterpieces during your lifetime, and hundreds of years after you committed suicide by swallowing a gun, your works sold like crazy!

It's more expensive than African natural diamonds! But if you don't value your life, you'll teach the next generation badly, and you're doing a bad job in life!

The eighth is Leslie Cheung, you are a Hong Kong star, popular in Southeast Asia, influencing the world, you are so red and purple, but you were born as a man and acted in "Farewell My Concubine", you are both talented, what an unlucky song you sing "Peerless Fanghua", you fall in love with Tang Hede, the fault is that Tang Sheng also likes you!

You sang "The Moon Represents My Heart", but the mistake was that you played "A Chinese Ghost Story" too deeply into the play, so that you suffered from depression on the ghost of "Different Dimension", on the twenty-fourth floor of the Mandarin Hotel, you fell in love - leap!

You are a great man, and your feat is a great legend! April 1, 2003, Leslie Cheung!

May the soul rest in peace. Ten is ten brothers, you saved your compatriots Ten brothers are very great, and they honor their parents, but your tears can cure the plague, and some lawbreakers in the society are used as fairy water, witches, magic sticks, masters, and high-ranking monks flying all over the sky!

Give some people with evil intentions to swagger and deceive, and harm the people of the world! This is more absurd than the human placenta, what an international joke!

Niu Gensheng came out of Disney after attending this event, and was caught and interrogated by the rabbit police, how did you get in?

It just so happened that the eye monster and the hairy monster pleaded and said that Niu Gensheng was a big fan of "Zootopia", and he was a friend of the weasel of the ice city underworld, so I just got out?

As soon as I took two steps, Bruce Lee's fist knocked me down, this is the eighteenth disciple of Huang Feihong's disciple, "Don't be bodyless, Xiaolong!"

Ip Man said. Niu Gensheng stepped forward to compose an album, but Ip Man knocked Niu Gensheng to the ground with a Wing Chun fist? Liu Weiren came out, "Who dares to go against my great man in Chinatown"!

I Chinese knelt down and wept thanks, and asked the great man who had saved me just now to rank first, and the streets said that they were eleven.

Which country did I say, and everyone said in unison, Chinese? Niu Gensheng thought that just now Old Master Kong was just a judge, how old are you counting eleven?

Turned around and asked Quan Zhilong, Liu Weiren, are you counting that onion? Quan Zhilong gave a thumbs up and said, Liu Weiren is more powerful than Jay Chou in Taiwan, and even greater than Uncle Bird Dancing in South Korea?

Where there are Chinese, there is his song? His name is Andy Lau? Niu Gensheng is confused, is he an uncle who sells roast duck in his hometown?

His name is also Andy Lau, the god of song Xu Guanjie I have heard the name, Wang Junkai I know him, but it's a pity that he doesn't know me?

It's a pity that they are not great? Long Chunfeng splashed a scoop of water! Get up, your wife is the greatest, give birth to children, and have another son called Niu Dawei in the future!

Niu Gensheng finally woke up from a dream, it turned out that a person's greatness is not made by love, so go to the hometown of the great man in the *** mother's father's literary land with a few more pillars of incense, accidentally walked the dragon luck, maybe pregnant with a dragon fetus, give birth to: the son of heaven!

Niu Gensheng hugged Long Chunfeng tightly and wanted to do a groundbreaking event in human history? The neighbor's seventh aunt shouted, "Great man cat, go home to eat fish and catch mice!"

, "My wife Long Chunfeng and I can't cry or laugh, what's wrong with this world, Aunt Seven, don't stain the word great man!"

Aunt Seven said that Deng Weiren said that no matter whether the white cat or the black cat catches a mouse, it is a good cat!

Look at the cat's butt with the word Nuo Da on it: great!