Chapter 496: Curiosity Wears People to Death
"No wonder it can beat black and white impermanence to death......"
Lin Zifan is now extremely suspicious of the accuracy of that slippery mouth, without him, just because the strength shown by the empress is too exaggerated!
"I thought that if my current strength improved a little more, I might be able to barely try the empress's 'depth', but now it seems that it ......"
There are only four words to describe, and that is - far away?
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In the imperial dining room, Huo Sisi, Feng and Li, the two imperial chefs, looked at the white and shiny vegetable washing basin in front of them, and looked surprised......
"Vegetable washbasin? This is the legendary porcelain, right?"
"It should be! Let's just say it's worth a lot of money, and if it breaks, we have to pay for it ourselves......
"Tsk, it's white and shiny, it's much more comfortable than those jars!"
"Said it was convenient for us to wash the vegetables inside, try it?"
"Try it!"
The three of them were very curious and interested, and each chose some vegetables or meat, put them in the installed vegetable washing basin, and prepared to wash them......
"Faucet, this thing...... Which way are you going?"
"On the right, right? I remember the craftsman was on the right!"
"That's right, it's on the right, I remember it too!"
"Okay, then I'll ......"
The three of them grabbed the faucet and twisted it to the 'right' at the same time......
Click, puff, bang......
Multiply......
Feng Yuchu looked at the broken faucet in her hand, and the continuous spurting of water made her soaked, and she couldn't help but bewitch: "Didn't you say the right side?"
"Yes, the right side of the right side is good, why did it fall off? I haven't used my strength yet......" Huo Sisi's face was full of grievances......
Imperial Chef Li: "It's on the right! Isn't this good?"
In front of her, the faucet was intact and clean tap water was coming out...... After being stunned for a moment, she reacted: "You two won't be separated again, right?"
"No...... Wouldn't it?" Feng Yuchu's face changed.
"Like...... It's very likely!" Huo Sisi instantly wanted to cry without tears: "What should we do now?"
"What else can I do?
The two of them were busy, but because the power was too great, and the water pipe was too 'fragile', before they could do anything, they broke off one after another, but the water flowed non-stop, if it weren't for the sewer had already been completed, I was afraid that the entire imperial dining room would be flooded!
"Close the gates!"
At the critical moment, it was Li Yuchu who was the calmest, and exclaimed in surprise and asked them to close the gate! When the two of them heard this, they also reacted and pounced.
Li Yuchu frowned instantly, feeling that something was wrong, and then shouted: "Remember it's the right ......."
Click!
Multiply!!!
For example, the water that has only been several times thicker rises into the sky......
"Side!" Li Yuchu held his forehead weakly with one hand, speechless and choked......
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When Lin Zifan got the news, the craftsmen of the Ministry of Industry had already repaired the water pipes in the imperial dining room, but at the same time, he learned that there were far more similar situations than the imperial dining room......
Many palace maids have made similar problems, either they screwed the faucet off, or they had too much strength, and directly gave the washing basin to 'shredded corpses'!
As for why the faucet was unscrewed...... Well...... A common problem, it is difficult to distinguish between left and right!
When the craftsman installed it, he kept saying that the right side was open, and they also wrote it down, knowing that it was to the right, but ...... Which side is right, but it makes these Datang women a headache......
It's not a matter of IQ, but in this era, people really rarely distinguish between left and right! When asked for directions, they will not say whether they go to the left or the right, but directly say how many miles to the east, and then how far to go in the north and south......
In this case, they are naturally indistinguishable......
In this regard, Lin Zifan was also speechless......
What else can I do with such a group of 'stupid and cute' beautiful girls? I can only get used to it, right?
He smiled helplessly, and asked the craftsmen to work harder and pay attention to maintenance, and the craftsmen also helplessly said that they should be like this......
You can only wait for them to get acquainted with it, and then they won't break the faucet again, otherwise what should I do?
Isn't it a shame to gather a group of beautiful adult girls and teach them to distinguish between left and right?
A few days have passed, and the entire Chang'an has 'opened the floodgates'!
The popularity of tap water surprised everyone, and at the same time, they were extremely curious! In particular, the Tang Dynasty woman is strong, and there are too many 'single dogs', and she has energy everywhere, so this curiosity is even more vigorous!
In this case, people turn on the faucet and see the clear and sweet mountain spring water gurgling down, although they all know that this thing is called tap water, but they are still curious!
I wonder why this girl has a faucet and can produce water with a slight twist!
More curious, where does this water come from?
What's behind the faucet, or what's behind the pipe?
Under these strong curiosities, in just one day, I don't know how many faucets were pinched and burst, and some people even almost hollowed out their own houses, just to see what the end of the water pipe was......
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On the second day, Qin Yafan, the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, was anxious......
"Your Majesty, about the tap water, why don't we take it off first?" she smiled bitterly: "If it goes on like this, I'm afraid that the craftsmen of our Ministry of Industry will be exhausted to death!"
Empress: "Why ????"
"That's ......"
She described the people's super 'curiosity' and 'destructive power'.
The empress couldn't cry or laugh when she heard this, in fact, after Lin Zifan left that day, she accidentally pinched and burst a faucet, cough cough cough......
Of course, this matter must not be said, otherwise, it will damage the majestic image of the empress!
The empress coughed dryly: "Cough, this matter is stopped! Whoever dares to destroy the water pipeline again will be a major twenty ...... No, 50 boards!
Datang's board is extremely tight, even if it is Yuan Ling, if it is hit by fifty boards, it will definitely not be able to escape!
This is definitely a 'heavy sentence'!
"It's useless!" Qin Yafan smiled bitterly: "I tried it yesterday, I should fight, after I finished fighting, I went back to continue to destroy, continued to dig, just repaired and damaged a lot, the craftsmen are miserable......"
Empress: "......"
Manchu Dynasty Civil and Military: "......"
Lin Zifan: "......"
Although he was a little speechless, Lin Zifan felt that these energetic big sister papers were very cute, all of them were 'one tendon', and he didn't want to do so much, so he wanted to get to the bottom of it, knowing what was behind the water pipe and why it came out of the water by itself......
If you don't dig to the 'end', I'm afraid that not many people are willing to stop.
As for the board...... Although it hurts badly, it can't kill anyone, compared to the curiosity in my heart...... Or is curiosity more appealing?
How can this faucet produce its own water?