Chapter 10: Bleeding from the belly button
Ye Fengyun admired the decoration in Lu Yiman's room, which presented a simple and warm style as a whole, which made people feel very comfortable in it.
He also asked Lu Yiman with a thief heart: "Mr. Lu, didn't you say that your 'girlfriend' would come? Why haven't you come yet?"
"What are you in a hurry! I'll be there soon! By the way, when my 'girlfriend' comes, don't talk nonsense, lest my 'girlfriend' be jealous." Lu Yiman glanced at Ye Fengyun and said.
“......”
Ye Fengyun listened to Lu Yiman's words, and the more he listened, the more strange he felt.
After about four or five minutes, there was a knock on the door, and Lu Yiman ran towards the door like a cheerful flower butterfly, and looked at Ye Fengyun proudly: "My girlfriend is here." ”
A black line appeared on Ye Fengyun's forehead.
Sure enough, as soon as Lu Yiman opened the door, he saw an innocent girl wearing an island country JK sailor suit and wearing half a white stocking on her legs walked in.
This girl was only eighteen or nineteen years old, her face was pure and moving, and her big watery eyes seemed to be able to speak.
On the whole, this girl is a pure, and a little cute girl.
Seeing the innocent girl, so beautiful and moving, Ye Fengyun sighed heavily: "How good it would be if this was for me to be my wife!
Just when Ye Fengyun sighed, a scene that surprised him was born.
Lu Yiman actually called "wife" delicately, and the girl also called "husband" delicately, and then they kissed together......
This scene only saw Ye Fengyun's body cold, and his body stiffened there.
Ye Fengyun is a traditional Chinese medicine, and traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to the way of heaven to make up for the deficiency, to put it bluntly, that is, the coordination of yin and yang!
And Lu Yiman and this girl, two "yin", are entangled together, which makes Ye Fengyun feel very contrary to common sense.
After Lu Yiman and her "girlfriend" finished kissing, they glanced at Ye Fengyun very provocatively, what does it mean? Now are you sure I'm gay, right? Do you still want to marry me?
Ye Fengyun was cold, stiff there, he was actually sprinkled with dog food by two women!
Like, he's the most superfluous being.
And the girl blinked her eyes, saw Ye Fengyun, and immediately exclaimed: "Husband, who is he!"
"Wife, don't be jealous, people only have you in their hearts, this man, he is a village doctor from the countryside, saved my dad, and my dad arranged for him to live with me. Lu Yiman grabbed the girl's hand and said delicately.
"Oh! I thought you had found a new love and liked another man!" said the girl, leaning at her waist, with a manly expression.
"I hate it! People will always belong to you! People don't like men at all!" Lu Yiman said in a loud voice.
Ye Fengyun was hit by this, and he couldn't bear it.
This is the first time he has seen homosexuality in reality, and the impact is beyond words.
"Wife, people are so dirty, they went to take a bath!" Lu Yiman said suddenly.
"Husband, I'll wash with you, let's 'husband and wife' go take a mandarin duck bath. The girl hooked Lu Yiman's chin and said.
"Well, let's go together and take a mandarin duck bath!"
Saying that, the pair of "women" held their arms and took a mandarin duck bath.
When passing by Ye Fengyun, who had been petrified, Lu Yiman still hooked his chin and warned: "If you dare to peek at us taking a bath, you will be a bastard of the turtle king!"
Watching this pair of "female daughters" leave, Ye Fengyun sighed heavily, and once again mourned for the more than 30 million singles in Huaxia.
Ye Fengyun thought about it, and if he stayed tonight, he must leave this place that made his body numb.
He couldn't stand this weird atmosphere.
As soon as Lu Yiman and the girl entered the bathroom, they couldn't help but "giggle".
That girl, naturally, is none other than the "Jiaojiao" that Lu Yiman just sent on WeChat, her big name is Wang Jiaojiao, she is Lu Yiman's cousin, and at the same time, she is also Lu Yiman's best friend.
The two women often sleep together, touching each other, so naturally they don't have to care about such a trivial matter as kissing.
"Cousin, you didn't look at the countryman...... The soil buns, their faces hurt, and the whole person is petrified there. I'll show you how to look at his expression, it's like this!"
Wang Jiaojiao covered her mouth and whispered, and learned Ye Fengyun's sore face, which also made Lu Yiman laugh to death.
Lu Yiman said with a smile: "Jiaojiao, you have to do enough to act! My dad is very optimistic about that guy, I'm afraid that my dad will force me to marry him." Tonight, it is to cast a shadow in his heart, to make him get goosebumps when he thinks of me, and when he thinks of me, he feels like vomiting and does not want to marry me!"