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Between the mountains and forests, there are hundreds of large and small villages. During this period, there lived many ordinary and honest mountain villagers, living a carefree life with coarse tea and light food.

Lin Chen is one of them.

In other words, Lin Chen is a turtle in a big mountain!

Although he is an outstanding figure among the mountain villagers, the unchangeable fact is that he is still a turtle.

This can be seen very clearly from his appearance.

Bronze skin with strong muscles.

He was dressed in straw sandals, animal clothes, burlap trousers, and an axe pinned to his waist.

Anyone with a discerning eye can imagine how depressed the life of this turtle is.

A turtle doesn't even have a sharp axe!

This is simply a shame for the turtle world!

As for the reason, it's not that Lin Chen is not diligent enough. Just because of the meager income he earned from hunting, he took it all to Qingyang City and bought an unknown number of expensive books, so that he didn't even have money to change an axe, and he became so virtuous.

A group of mountain village husbands commented on Lin Chen very directly: this person has a funny brain.

Therefore, in their opinion, Lin Chen is definitely a turtle who does not do his job.

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It's February, and the sky is clear.

In Qingyang City, the wind is crisp and soft, and the warblers sing and dance everywhere.

In the top private room of a luxury restaurant, Lin Chen and his father actually appeared here.

In the private room, the furnishings are elegant, and the four walls are handwritten by famous artists. There is a huge bright moon pearl hanging on the top of the treasure, shining brightly. The ground is paved with white jade, embedded with gold beads, and the ground is chiseled for the lotus, and the flowers become the appearance of a five-stemmed lotus.

The style and luxurious decoration here are definitely not something that a turtle like Lin Chen can enjoy.

"Dead ghost, which sutra did you take wrong today? Come here to eat the overlord meal!" Lin Chen gulped down the good wine and meat into his stomach, and his mouth was full of oil, and he couldn't care about wiping it, "Eat quickly! Only when you are full will you have the strength to carry the beating! Say it first, when you will be flattened, I will not block your fist for you! You brought it all on yourself!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Chen immersed himself in eating, just thinking about sweeping the table full of delicacies from the mountains and seas as soon as possible.

He understood that after eating this overlord meal, it was inevitable that he would be severely beaten.

That being the case, of course, you can't treat yourself badly, you must eat it all.

He never believed that this dead ghost father would have half a tael of silver in his pocket.

In fact, since he sat in this private room, he had searched this dead ghost daddy inside and out.

Not even a penny!

However, the wood is already in the boat, the meals are ready, and it is impossible to eat it if you want to.

Lin Chen sighed: "This is really a sad story. ”

Lin Chen feasted for a while, obviously having eaten enough. After a few burps in succession, he leaned back on the large flower carving chair and bathed in the early spring sunshine obliquely shining out of the window.

He patted his bulging belly and asked with a confused expression: "Dead ghost! Do you have a trick? You are unprecedentedly dressed today, you must have some routines, right?"

"No!" his dead ghost father picked his teeth, and directly shattered Lin Chen's last trace of thought with two neat words.

Lin Chen held his forehead, was speechless for a while, and fell into hard thought.

If they don't want to come up with a solution, their father and son are bound to be beaten up today, and maybe they will be forced to sell themselves in this restaurant.

It doesn't matter if he has rough skin and thick flesh, and he is used to hurting his muscles and bones.

He looked at his father's emaciated figure, and couldn't help but worry: "Dead father, with your small body, can you hold those fists that are bigger than the mouth of the bowl!"

However, his dead ghost father didn't seem to panic at all, and was still picking his teeth with great interest, and kept muttering: "This roast duck is delicious! It's just too sticky!"

"Gotcha, broken jars, broken and broken!Isn't it just beating!" As soon as Lin Chen thought of this, he also began to pick up his toothpick and pick his teeth like his father.

His father's style of doing things has always been mysterious and weird, and he has never suffered. He expected that his father would have a trick, so he relaxed and basked in the sun with peace of mind.

Suddenly, a woman's soft laughter came from outside the window.

Lin Chen took a look at the window, but it was a few young women talking and laughing, and all of them were far better than the seven aunts and eight aunts that Lin Chen had seen in the village.

Turtles are turtles after all.

He suddenly became interested, and asked excitedly: "Look at it, look at it! The woman in Tsing Yi downstairs is really beautiful! You say, how many points can you score?"

"Eight points!" his father probed, casually looking, and after taking another sip of wine, he said calmly.

"Hahaha! You old turtle, you really don't know anything, this kind of goods is worth seven points at most!" Lin Chen pouted and said with disdain.

"Boy, my perfect score is 100!" his father gave him a disdainful look.

"......" Lin Chen was dumbfounded, with a black line on his face.

The look was as if to say, "It's as if you've seen so many beautiful women!"

"Look at your spring-hearted appearance, stinky boy, do you want to marry a daughter-in-law?" his father looked at him meaningfully.

"Dead ghost daddy, don't be funny!" Lin Chen snorted, "Our family, the family is surrounded by walls, and we can't take out half a tael of silver, who would want to marry?"

"I have already made arrangements! You don't have to worry!" His father smiled, and then said mysteriously, "Have you ever heard of a door-to-door son-in-law? You stinky boy, you have a very good temper when you are a child, you are as strong as a tiger, and you have read poetry books! You think about it yourself, are you an excellent material to be a door-to-door son-in-law!"

Lin Chen glanced at him and protested silently.

Door-to-door son-in-law?

Although he is an authentic turtle, he is very famous. Even if he begs along the street, he is not willing to be a door-to-door son-in-law!

"Hey, stinky boy, don't look at me like this!" his father put on a parental majesty, "Think about it, go to the door, live a life of fine clothes and food, and have a wife as a companion, like a fairy, this kind of life, others can't dream of it!"

Lin Chen still put on a stinky face and snorted coldly, completely indifferent to his father's verbal temptation.

"Little rabbit cub, I really don't know what to do!" His father seemed to be angry with Lin Chen's reaction, and suddenly became angry, and coughed violently, "Don't you want your father and me to hold a grandson......!"

Lin Chen turned his face sideways and ignored it completely.

At the same time, he muttered in his heart: "It's so exaggerated! This acting is so clumsy, it's just an insult to my IQ!"

Sure enough.

Seeing that Lin Chen was completely indifferent, the turtle's father resolutely "gave up" the performance, and the violent coughing sound disappeared immediately.

But he didn't give up, and carefully took out a strand of green silk from his arms with a serious face, then stared at Lin Chen's eyes, and said with a straight face: "Chen'er, do you remember the original agreement with this strand of hair? I take it out, and you have to listen to me for everything! So this time, you have to listen if you don't listen!"

The sound was like thunder.

In the end, Lin Chen's father's tone could be described as extremely stern, and he was not allowed to defend at all!

Lin Chen had never seen his father behave like this, and he didn't know why for a while.

How could that father, who has always been gentle and shameless, suddenly become so serious and non-negotiable.

"Okay, good!" Lin Chen was reluctant in every possible way, but he also knew that he couldn't resist his father.

"That's right! Chen'er is the most well-behaved!" Lin Chen's father was immediately happy, and the next moment he returned to the lazy state at the beginning, and after solemnly putting away the wisp of green silk, he said slowly, "Without further ado, I'll notify my in-laws to pick you up later!"

Lin Chen was directly stunned.

"Routine!routine!" Lin Chen's heart was already close to collapse, "How do you feel that I have fallen into the pit!"

How could he just agree here, and the father over there can contact his in-laws to pick up people?

It's clearly premeditated!

"In the past, I only heard of the pit father, but never the pit son!" Lin Chen mustered up his courage and asked with full of resentment, "You have made me develop a good temper that can swallow my anger since I was a child, and you also taught me to read all kinds of books every day, did you sell me a long time ago!" That's why you went to great lengths to make me a standard door-to-door son-in-law!"

His father shook his head and said righteously, "You are my precious son! How could I sell you!

"Then you say, whose door am I going to go to?" Lin Chen asked anxiously.

"Lao Tzu, how could I treat you badly! If you want to go to the door, of course, you have to go to the door of the first family in Qingyang City! From now on, you will be the uncle of the Chen family in Qingyang City, and enjoy a good life!" His father raised his voice, trying to encourage Lin Chen's spirit of coming to the door.

After hearing this, Lin Chen slammed his head on the dining table and was speechless for a long time.

After being silent for a long time, Lin Chen finally raised his head, sighed heavily, and said disheartenedly: "I'm finally sure, you are cheating on your son!"