"When~When~When~"

The bell rings, it's class!

A sixty-year-old teacher entered the classroom and simply called the name, but was surprised that Ye Yi, the famous skipping class king, actually came, and he didn't say anything in surprise, and directly took out the textbook and started teaching.

"Master, will there be a problem! Why don't we hide for a while! Li Lili's cousin is Li Xinghao, what if she calls him?" Qin Ning'er, who was at the end of the classroom, was a little uneasy, holding the little idiot, grabbing its long ears and ravaging it unconsciously.

Ye Yi lay on the table and said lazily: "What are you afraid of? Isn't Li Xinghao the little grandson of the Great Elder? What is there to be afraid of? Your Senior Sister Chu is still the daughter of the Pavilion Master! I'll beat one of them!"

"That's different! Li Xinghao is not the same as Sister Little Kite. ”

Qin Ning'er reminded: "Then Li Xinghao is the first person in the upper courtyard today, and he has opened a full fifty-eight meridians, which is amazing." ”

Fifty-eight meridians, if it was placed in the past, this talent was indeed very scary, but now, Ye Yi smiled, stretched out his hand and touched Ning Er's head like a small animal, and said with a smile: "Silly apprentice, don't you know that there have been two mysterious elixirs called Condensing Spirit Divine Water and Quasi-Breaking Pulse Pill in the Four Seas Commercial Bank recently? Your master and I are not blowing now, let alone fifty-eight, even if he is sixty-eight, I can beat him crying and calling his mother." ”

Qin Ning'er looked incredulous, and muttered, "Master is so powerful, why can't I see it?"

"Obviously, because you're stupid!" Ye Yi struck.

Qin Ning'er glared and retorted: "Nonsense, my mother said that I was very smart!"

"The son is not ugly, the dog is not poor, your mother must lie to you! ”

Seeing that the little apprentice puffed out his mouth and looked unhappy, Ye Yi squinted his eyes and said, "What? You don't believe it? ”

"Okay!" Qin Ning'er agreed angrily.

Ye Yi smiled: "Xiao Ming's father has three children, the eldest child is called Da Ming, the second child is called Erming, and what is the name of the third child?"

"Sanming!" Qin Ning'er insisted.

Ye Yi said expressionlessly: "I'm worried about your IQ for the teacher! Didn't I tell you at the beginning of the answer? Xiao Ming's father, of course the three children are Xiao Ming, why are you so stupid?"

"I ...... I didn't hear clearly, this question doesn't count, let's do it again. Qin Ning'er said a little angrily.

Ye Yi asked again: "If you can climb from the first floor to the fourth floor in a quarter of an hour, if the climbing speed remains the same, and now you are given two quarters of an hour, how many floors can you climb?"

A quarter of an hour to the fourth floor, two quarters of an hour is two times four, Qin Ning'er quickly replied: "Eighth floor!"

"Brains are a good thing, but it's a pity you don't!"

Ye Yi sighed and explained: "From the first floor to the fourth floor in a quarter of an hour, but you only climbed three floors, two quarters of an hour should be six floors, you can only climb to the seventh floor at most, where is the eighth floor?"

"This ......" Qin Ning'er didn't dare to speak!

Ye Yi said again: "What is the difference between the screams of a person who falls from a height of half a zhang and the cry of a person who falls from a height of two feet?"

Qin Ning'er thought about it seriously and affirmed: "A person who falls from a height of two zhang will scream loudly in pain!"

Ye Yi shook his head and said: "Wrong, the person who falls from half a zhang height is "bang" ~ "ah", and the person who falls from a height of two zhang is "ah" ~ "bang" ~ "ah". ”

"......" Qin Ning'er suddenly felt so good!

"There was a cow with its head facing north, and it turned three times to the right, then three times to the left, and then a quarter of a circle to the right, and where did its tail go?"

"Towards ...... West?"

"Wrong again, the tail of the ox is facing downward, and it does not refer to the north, south, east, and west at all. ”

“......”

"Do you know what animal likes to ask "why" the most?

"I don't know"

"The answer is pigs"

"Why?"

"Hehe, what do you think?"

“......”

"One more, when does 1 plus 1 not equal 2?"

"Isn't 1 plus 1 equal to 2? How can there be times when it is not equal to 2?"

"It's so stupid, when you miscalculate, it's not equal to 2!"

............

asked more than a dozen questions in a row, but none of Qin Ning'er answered correctly, her face was loveless, and she felt that she was already stupid.

Seeing this, Ye Yi sighed and said, "Forget it, let's ask you a simpler one for the teacher!How much is 1 plus 1?"

Qin Ning'er's eyes lit up, and she subconsciously wanted to answer 2, but suddenly her heart jumped, and she felt that something was wrong, the question from the master couldn't be so simple, there must be a problem in it.

But after thinking about it for a long time, Qin Ning'er couldn't think of any mystery in her master's words, and finally could only say weakly: "1 plus 1 equals 2?"

Ye Yi nodded slowly, and said lazily: "Yes, it's 2, you are really smart, you only counted it out in a quarter of an hour, and the teacher has already admired you so much." ”

"......" Qin Ning'er's nose twitched, and she wanted to cry, she didn't want to bully people like this! He said that it was the master! He was simply a demon, and the undisguised sarcasm on his face was obviously trampling on her dignity mercilessly.

The little apprentice was obviously a little angry, and he didn't speak all morning, Ye Yi just smiled and didn't coax her, so he slept beautifully on his stomach until the end of class.

Seeing that no one came after class, Ye Yi thought that this was the case, but as soon as he stood up, seven or eight people poured in outside the door.

The leader was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old young man in Tsing Yi, followed by several disciples of the same age, and the bewitching girl Li Lili and her two followers were also there.

"Ye Yi, you're not too daring! I beat my cousin and didn't run, I really dare to finish my class here!"

This person Ye Yi knows, he is the current first person in the upper court of Fengling Pavilion Li Xinghao, Li Xinghao is not only his grandfather is the great elder of Fengling Pavilion, it is said that his father is also in Qingluo Academy in Qingluo City, and his status is not low.

In terms of identity and status, looking at the entire Fengling Pavilion, Li Xinghao should be regarded as the most powerful one besides Chu Xiaoyuan, and at the same time, he is also one of the four evils of Fengling.

The Four Evils of Sealing Spirits are actually the Three Evils of Sealing Spirits now, because one of them has graduated at the end of the year above and successfully entered Qingluo Academy.

Therefore, there are only three evils left in Fengling Pavilion, he Ye Yi is one, Chu Xiaoyuan is one, and the other is Li Xinghao in front of him.

Although the three of them are comparable in reputation, in fact, the disciple of Fengling Pavilion is the one who dare not provoke Li Xinghao.

In everyone's minds, Ye Yi is a despicable and shameless one who will repay by any means, but at the same time, he is also the weakest evil, he is basically an orphan in the Fengling Pavilion, although he will not have a good life if he offends, at least there will be no danger to his life.

And Chu Xiaoyuan is a woman, no matter how vicious she is, there is a limit, to a large extent, she is because of her strong background and beautiful appearance, so she will be put together by the good deeds to seal the four evils.

On weekdays, she is at most rude and willful and unreasonable, relying on her father's name to run rampant like a crab in the Fengling Pavilion, but basically as long as you see this female crab, you quickly take the initiative to get out of the way, whether you offend or not, she is still very talkative.

Li Xinghao is different, he not only has a strong identity background, but also has excellent talent, and now he is the first disciple of the upper court, and the most important thing is that he is very ruthless, and once he does it, he is often a waste of people's hands and feet.

People who are enemies of him will have their hands and feet broken and lie in bed for a month or two, or their meridians will be broken and their cultivation will be abolished, this is not a joke, but something that really happened.

I heard that three disciples of the upper courtyard offended him last year, and of the three, two were seriously injured and later forced to transfer schools, and the other was abolished and eventually dropped out of school.

That incident used to make a big fuss, but in the end, Li Xinghao didn't have anything, and there was no punishment in the school, and there were rumors in private that it was Li Xinghao's family who came forward to settle the matter with money, so that the families of the three disciples in the upper courtyard gave up the investigation.

It was precisely because Li Xinghao was too ruthless that no one in the entire Fengling Pavilion dared to provoke him, even some coaches did not want to conflict with him.

If Li Xinghao appeared in the twenty-first class of the upper courtyard, it was obviously for his cousin Li Lili, and he was targeting Ye Yi, who was also one of the four evils of the Sealed Spirit.

Now there is a good show to watch, human nature is to love to join in the fun, many people in the classroom stayed, but they all avoided another corner and watched from afar.

"Ye Yi, you are the wild child adopted by the Xiaoling family, right?"

Li Xinghao glanced at Ye Yi with interest, and said directly: "I don't want to talk nonsense, you beat my cousin Lili, but for Xiaoling's sake, I can spare you, as long as you kneel down and kowtow to my cousin and apologize, this matter will be over!"

Li Xinghao looked at Ye Yi faintly like this, without the slightest fear in his eyes, in his opinion, although the two were also one of the four evildoers of the Fengling Pavilion, they were not comparable at all.

In terms of identity and status, he stabilized Ye Yi's head, and in terms of Xuan Xiu's talent, he was able to completely trample it under his feet.

In the past, there was just no intersection, but now that he has provoked himself, Li Xinghao feels the need to let Ye Yi know the gap between genius and waste.

Li Xinghao knew Ye Xiaoling, and Ye Yi was not surprised, because both of them were currently one of the highest cultivators in the upper courtyard, and they were both assigned to a class, and there was also a related household of Chu Xiaoyuan in the same class.

Hearing that Li Xinghao took the initiative to mention Ye Xiaoling, it sounded like the relationship between the two was not bad.

Ye Yi felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, he took a step forward with a smile, and looked at Li Xinghao: "I don't have the habit of kneeling, so I don't know how to kneel, why don't you demonstrate it first and let me see, what is kowtowing and apologizing?"

"Ye Yi, you'd better not make a mistake about yourself, don't think that I won't dare to touch you if you have four elders behind you, you can't compare to me in terms of background, if you make me angry, I don't mind abolishing you, let you know that the gap between us is like a chasm, and if you are interested, you can kneel down obediently. ”

Li Xinghao was not angry, his face was full of arrogance, and he still didn't put Ye Yi in his eyes at all.

Ye Yi still smiled: "What if I don't kneel?"

Li Xinghao's face sank slightly, and he said, "It seems that you want me to do it myself?" ”

"Yes, then I have a word for you!"

Ye Yi slowly walked a few steps forward, stood in front of Li Xinghao, and said softly: "If you can do it, don't be blind." ”

"You're looking for death!"

Li Xinghao's eyes froze, and when he raised his hand, he slapped Ye Yi's face.

"Bang"

Without warning, he was fast, Ye Yi was faster than him, and when he raised his leg, he kicked him in the stomach, and his spiritual power surged, kicking him into the air and knocking over several desks at once.