It's open!

How long will it take for this 16-year-old remake of a spoof comedy to get the audience to laugh for the first time?

When the opening scene ends, the first image of the film appears on the screen, a giant three-tiered wedding cake with a pair of bride and groom dolls on top, but the groom is wearing a white wedding dress and the bride is wearing a black suit, their shapes are already funny, and they are also posed in a sexually suggestive pose......

"Oh!", "Haha!" The audience immediately chuckled!

The answer is the first second.

The best spoof comedy starts.

1 time. Laughing Roger Albert memorized a number in his mind, it was really sudden, a kind of heart-to-heart pleasure of "very close to boredom and far from boredom".

Under the camera panning, I saw a couple of newcomers standing behind the cake, and they couldn't see their faces in the background clearly, and the words of the two arguing had already sounded:

"Why did you buy such a doll, how much do you hate me!" the female voice was angry.

"I didn't buy it, I don't know how. "The male voice is very innocent.

"Why is it not smooth at all! You get it for me right away!"

"I'll fix it. The man's hand reached for the cake, pulled out the two dolls and threw them away. The female voice rejoiced: "Wow, this is much better." ”

As soon as the camera is shot, the newcomer doll flies into the sky like a rocket, dances on the clouds, circles around the globe, goes to the moon, goes to Mars, and travels around the universe.

In the open space of the screen, the names of the people on the line are displayed:

Story-by-vigor-yeah, carsten-mccon (Writers: Ye Wei, Carsten McCann), produced-by-vigor-yeah, peter-heller (Producers: Ye Wei, Peter Heller), directed-by-vigor-yes (Director: Ye Wei), and a particularly small line of text "Kevin-Thomas (part-of-suck) , Kevin Thomas (The Rotten Part)"

Looking at these, excitement is the mood of many people, laughter is the expression of many people, but you really did it!

You are wearing shining armor, riding on a tall and majestic white horse, galloping freely in the grassland of dreams!

This is your moment! The light of everyone else just makes you more brilliant!

The picture of the big screen suddenly changed, the newcomer dolls fell from the sky, and in the next shot, they hit a pair of newcomers respectively, poof! They all fell to the ground suddenly.

"Hahahaha!" The screening room was instantly filled with laughter, this time children as young as Duoduo laughed happily, there was no age limit joke!

2 times. Albert's number has changed, because he also laughed, this kind of comedy of throwing things and hitting himself is not new, what is fresh is where the doll in front of him has flown to, so that people have long lost the idea of "what will it hit", but the doll has been smashed. It's a new way to play, and it's also a big laugh.

"I didn't do that, I really didn't. At this time, a deep narration suddenly sounded, Ye Wei's voice: "If they are hit by Jennifer Lopez's ass." ”

Jennifer Lopez's super big ass is known as the world's most beautiful buttocks, and she has bought astronomical insurance for her, worth hundreds of millions of dollars!

"The story of me and them, I have to start from the beginning, the man's name is Bourne. ”

With the narration, there is a close-up of Bourne on the screen, his eyes closed with pain on his face, "He has a "biaozi" girlfriend Kana. "Changed to the close-up of Kana, his face is also full of pain, "close" biaozi "" person "biaozi", he is actually going to propose to her......"

"Not bad. Richard Rope, an old friend and show partner sitting next to Albert, smiled and nodded, what a nice start!

The opening determines the first impression of the film, helping the audience understand what they are looking at, and preferably get into the story quickly.

Ye Wei did an excellent job of completing all the opening tasks, he set the tone and style with two jokes and a set of whimsical doll travel montages, which were unexpected, spoofed, and could not be filmed if they were unexpected, and created the right viewing mood, listen to the laughter around them.

It also shows the theme story, a wedding! also makes the hero and heroine appear, which is impressive, and points out their crisis, that is, they will mess things up. and the narration of the "God of Weddings" appears, which is cute and cute, and it is also impressive.

In less than three minutes, all of this formed a clear thought in the audience's mind: "This movie looks good, and the beginning is very happy and funny!"

With this thought, the audience's interest and confidence in the next 87 minutes were greatly increased, and they did not realize that they were being tied to their seats with joke ropes. They couldn't go, and neither did he.

A group of film critics are quite satisfied for the time being, there are no technical and professional problems, and all aspects of scene scheduling and post-production support have won the name of Ye Wei's genius, it is unbelievable that 16 years old can do this, and it is good to abandon age to consider it, will there be more surprises in the future?

"It's just good. Albert answered his old friend, and his round glasses flashed with a glint of light, boy, I want to see more.

Fans aren't as demanding as the critics, and in their opinion, it's just amazing! The girls who hold the sign are so excited that they almost shout "Viy, I love you", but for fear of being kicked out, they laugh to express themselves.

Laughter is contagious, what is the best way to watch a movie in a movie theater?

In fact, Attorney Salton, Boss Schwartz, they couldn't stop laughing, and their faces were a little hideous. And the investors, Ye Wei's relatives, friends, and family members!

Very, very proud!

Their hearts, with the big screen, opened up a whole new world, a huge vast world!

"Hogan, you have a good son. Dr. Lee thought in amazement.

"A genius is a genius, and mortals like us can really only look up to it sometimes, when will I have such a day?" Darum thought with emotion.

"Viy is amazing. Babu, Li Ming and many other young students reverently thought.

"You're in big trouble, old man, you're going mad this time...... Lamo thought with a sigh.

"Brother, your words made everyone laugh!" Duo Duo thought and said with a smile.

"Okay, that's good, there was no mistake in this cameo, and this young man really has a bright future!" Nicolas Cage thought happily.

At the same time, the narration dies down, the laughter dies down, and the scene changes to a luxurious jewelry store lobby, where Bourne stands in front of a row of open glass cases, his eyes fascinated by the shiny rings in the cabinets, the camera focusing on the largest diamond ring among them.

It has become a side medium shot, and the shooting angle is very clever, clearly shooting the expressions of the middle-aged boss and Bourne behind the cabinet and the situation in the cabinet into the frame.

The boss has a fat figure, a thick and obscene appearance, and a smile on his face, which makes people feel funny when they see it.

His expression changed exaggeratedly with Bourne's actions, Bourne's hand reached into the cabinet, he was excited and nervous, Bourne took the diamond ring, he was very surprised, Bourne put the diamond ring away, and picked up a small silver ring hidden under the same jack, he was stunned.

"That's it. Bourne said happily.

"Hahaha!" Another burst of laughter! There were two rings in one jack, some people smiled, some people chuckled, some people laughed, and the reactions were different, like Albert missed the joke because he guessed it, but many girls almost laughed, feeling mocked once.

"Oh Lily, I envy you, it's so funny. Connie thought enviously.

"It's not so funny when it's filmed, what is that guy's brain made of?Laughter?" Gia had to think convincingly.

This is not the end of this paragraph! This is just the first step.

On the screen, in a close-up shot, the owner of the jewelry store said stupidly: "You must not be serious." （surely-you-can‘t-be-serious。 ）”

is also a close-up shot, Bourne said seriously: "I'm serious, don't call me Shirley anymore." （i-am-serious，and-stop-calling-me-shirley。 ）”

Hearing these two classic lines of dialogue in "Flying in the Sky Unprecedented and Unprecedented", the laughter in the screening room refreshed the highest decibel of the night, those who know the details are funny, and those who don't know are also funny, and the pronunciation of surely (surely, of course) and shirley (first name, Shirley) is similar, creating this classic.

In the American Film Institute's film history classic lines ranking, it is ranked higher than "I am the king of the world" in "Titanic", and it is also more deeply rooted in daily life.

This set of lines can be said to represent a spoof movie, and Ye Wei's use is not only a tribute to the originator of this spoof film, but also a spoof.

Shots, lines, and scenes from classic movies are often paid homage to by later generations, with films such as "Murder of Green Toes" paying homage to the scenes of "42nd Street" passing between the thighs of rows of beauties, while spoof films using classic lines are more routine.

It was used just right, and it was unexpected, so the critics laughed, and the number in Albert's mind became 3 times.

But laughing and laughing, the film still has a long way to go, and it is not a problem to pay tribute so early, but you have to take it leisurely later, if the tribute is used indiscriminately and badly, it will become the most vulgar spoof film nowadays, and even worse Ye Wei himself said "spoof spoof movie".

While the audience laughed, Gia said lightly: "This is only the second step. ”

In the screen, in the close-up shot of the two, the boss nodded unchanged: "Of course." （surely。 ）”

"Stop calling me Shirley. Byrne continued to be serious.

"Your name is Shirley?" the boss was confused.

"I-am-serious!," Byrne shouted.

"Ok, Mr. Sriels. serious) ...... "The boss understood.

The audience's laughter was higher and higher, almost resounding throughout the studio, this is not a line from "Flying Forever", it is a funny idea of the name "Who's on First Base?" and a line from "The Wedding is Coming".

The critics laughed so much that Albert was laughing all the time, and the number was recorded four times! This kid really has a few hands, repackaging some traditional and old-fashioned name jokes, and coming up with new laughs, this is a tribute, a tribute with his own ideas, and a tribute that makes his predecessors happy!

"It's good, it's really better. USA Today's Mike Clark silently praised.

He is a person with a relatively low laugh point, and he has always been tolerant of spoof movies, and gave "Screaming 3" a good review. He really saw a different spoof face today, and there was a long-lost breath, and a new era, and this start was very good!

"Keep it up, boy, keep it like this until the end, and you'll be a zào classic!"

Oh my God, look around! Heller, Maurer, Suzanne, Jennifer Anderson, Linards, ...... These down-and-out or not-out-of-down crew members, the blood all over their bodies is boiling with excitement, the downcast see the hope of turning over, and the undeteriorating seeing the ascending channel, they seem to be really lucky!

The scariest thing is that the person who made them lucky was only 16 years old!

"Isn't it, is it ......" Gary Gozman, who was present, saw that his eyelids were really jumping, wasn't the reaction of the internal test screening fake, and "The Wedding is Coming" is really so funny!?

"But, Viy, you're incredible. Lily laughed and thought, we're off to a good start, and I'm serious!

"Only, I'll give you this!" Anna Sophia gave a thumbs up in the front row, "Give one first, I think you'll get the second one!"

Ye Wei leaned on the back of the chair, listening to the laughter of the audience, the corners of his mouth naturally raised, and his eyes closed, as if he felt the happiness of every audience, and poured incomparable joy into his heart, that was an achievement, that was a dream come true, and that was the fulfillment of his vow.

He saw the empty screening hall half a year ago, the group of sympathetic, regretful, and worried guests, the depressed, angry, and regretful investors, and the few viewers who cursed and left early.

I saw myself shaking in my fists, and heard my vow:

"Look, everyone watch, love us, hate us, you will one day, also here, in the screening hall of Beverly Center 13 Cinema, intoxicated by Ye Haogen's son Ye Wei's movie, crazy for me!"

Laugh, friends, relatives, the movie has just begun, and I can't hear enough of your laughter!