Niu Gensheng came to hell and asked the king of Yama why he was sick? The king of Yama said, "I'm not a doctor, I can't tell you!" "Damn! King Yama, are you pretty good?" "King Yama, go and ask the divine doctor Hua Tuo!" Hua Tuo said: "It's all to blame that the evil god of fire clouds in the world shot me to death, Cao Apu's headache is actually a heart disease, as long as you send him Xiao Qiao! and Sun Quan and Liu Bei's heads, he will not be cured! Guan Yu's arm is not a disease, you can show him a copy of "Dream Riding Journey" without medical treatment! What else do you do to scrape the bones and heal the wounds!"

Niu Gensheng found out that Hua Tuo had a false name, so he asked Bian Que, and he said: "Illness comes from the mouth, then if you eat too much tofu, you will get snow disease! If you eat too much pig blood, you will get menstrual sickness! If you eat too much roast duck and roast chicken, you will die of fever! Incurable disease: Cancer, you have to die if you are not treated, and if you talk too quickly, you will die quickly! This is the reincarnation of Li Shizhen, and you will also light the lamp during the day, and your heart will die too well, maybe you will still live a miracle of life!"

Niu Gensheng went to ask the miracle doctor Zhang Zhongjing, only to see him say: "Trixanthosein is a criminal cause of cancer! Carbonated urine drinking is the root of cerebral palsy's weak feet! A person's life and health Drinking water and eating accounts for 80% of the disease, 10% of heredity, and 10% of exercise"!

Niu Gensheng asked all the questions about his hope, and the medical saint Sun Simiao said: "Life and death depend on life, wealth is in the sky, and it will rain in the sky? What is the way for my mother to marry the king of Yama? If you are rich and rival the country, it is useless for doctors all over the world to come to the rescue at the critical time of your life, and health care is the lubricant of life! Drink more herbal tea, pay attention to the combination of work and rest, and eat more fresh fruits and environmentally friendly meals! Drink clean water! Wine hurts the liver! Smoke hurts the lungs! Spicy and sour stomach! Staying up late hurts the nerves hurts the brain and kidneys! Too much love hurts Q!" The immortals and everyone are silent! Diseases are caused by the accumulation of diseases that people usually do not pay attention to! People are like machines that need to be maintained and lubricant all the time! Mental health is as important as physical health!

Niu Gensheng came to Shenzhou Mengdu Hospital, where there was a lot of traffic, and there were more people who saw a doctor than ants! Some people should be treated for a serious illness if they had a small cold! Some people asked for money at every turn! Only in this way can they rest assured! Health is the greatest wealth in life!

Niu Gensheng went to the morgue to ask a few sick ghosts who had just died, and the dead ghosts with liver disease said: "If I still put drinking first in my next life! I will have wine today and get drunk today! Wine will be less than a thousand cups for my confidants! He said that I am dying money, it seems that it is good to see that the glucose hanging needle is also XO cross hole! Heaven Road is not Moutai wine to strengthen the courage How can I cross the bridge?" The lung disease ghost said: "Smoking can refresh my mind! I still want to smoke Great China in the next life! Cigars are lagging behind!" Please burn two packets of Hibiscus King in front of my grave, I thought of hell is too lonely, what is the difference between no smoke and a eunuch!" The dead ghost with kidney disease said: "I like tofu horn vegetables the most, soft and white, whiter than a woman's hands, skiing and snow are warm enough! Big fish and big fish are my lifelong pursuit?" The dead ghost of the traffic accident said: "I will drink him for a hundred years when I die, how good it is to drive a fast car! But go to heaven quickly!" The dead ghost with stomach problems said: "There is a great man who said: If you can't eat spicy bananas, you can't do great things! If you can't eat acid, you can't be like a Na-shaped woman!" Kidney disease is all about urine, and it kills people?" The cancer ghost said: "The overnight food is so delicious! Saving money! Rotten apples are good! If you eat too much, you can think about gravity with Newton! You can go and see why Marx's beard is longer than Guan Yu's beard! Eat more barbecue, roast chicken, duck, deep well, roast goose, and debutton pork belly! Alcohol and smoking must not be stopped! Cancer is afraid of a bird! It's a big deal, 20 years later, I will be reincarnated as a pig Bajie and become a foodie! I eat and eat to the level. Eat the pork belly!hahaha!"

Niu Gensheng found that they were very happy when they died, at least they were all full of ghosts! King Yama said: "Niu Gensheng is a dreamer! You care about other people's health is a matter of public welfare, and your life is ten other people's business? Their life and death are your business! You still do a good job of your own life! You see that your master, the Lingnan ghost is not self-sufficient, and he has not even solved his own food and clothing? Like Du Pu, he is blind and has a common life? Are you great? You have no money, who cares about you! No one pays attention to you when you starve to death, and no one pays attention to you on the streets! You don't need to spend money on other people's birth, old age, sickness and death! God wants the rain to take care of you? What a deal of mercy in one fell swoop! Sick bird! What about your pants?