Chapter 185: For Love, My Old Pig Fights!
Cui Shi was not very eager, going around in this purple bamboo forest, there was always an idea of picking up Zhu Bajie to cut down a few bamboos and make a mat or something......
Anyway, I came on such a trip, and it is not my style to enter Baoshan and return empty-handed!
can see Zhu Bajie's cautious appearance, it is estimated that he is flickering and not moving.
Passing through the purple bamboo forest, there is a pond with sparkling water, reflecting the reflection of the purple bamboo in the vicinity, and several lotus stems standing in the water. The turquoise lotus leaves and pink petals decorate the entire pool with vitality.
the trough, the lotus pond!
Cui Shi suddenly remembered something, turned his head and asked:
"Bajie, do you have anything to eat?"
Well?
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, and slowly took out half a sugar cake from his arms, and he didn't know when he hid it on his body.
"Damn, you really have!
Cui Shi glanced at him with disdain and snatched it directly.
What kind of quality......
Zhu Bajie thought to himself, you are amazing, you are amazing, you said that I am a foodie, and then you robbed it for me, what kind of goods are you?
But now there is a request for others, but I dare not show it, and I hummed a few times in my nostrils, barely expressing my protest.
It seems that this senior brother loves meat, why rob me of sugar biscuits......
Cui Shi walked to the lotus pond, broke off a small piece of sugar cake, and threw it into the pool.
"Senior brother, what are you doing?"
Zhu Bajie was nervous again, this senior brother who did not play cards according to common sense, either went to mess with the bamboo in the purple bamboo forest, or threw things into the lotus pond of other people's bodhisattvas.
I'm here to chase my sister, not to challenge the authority of the Bodhisattva.
Don't you drag me to death......
"Don't speak. ”
Cui Shi made a silent gesture and said in a low voice: "You are ready, if there is a goldfish coming to eat later, you can kill it directly with a rake, don't miss the opportunity." ”
Yes?
Killing in the territory of Guanyin Bodhisattva?
Zhu Bajie shivered all over, and looked at this godly chattering senior brother with a monster-like look.
Senior brother, you have a brainless appearance that is very similar to the style I used to drink and flirt with Chang'e......
Cui Shi stared intently for a long time, the lotus pond was still calm, and it seemed that except for a few lotus flowers in the pond, there were no other fish or other creatures, let alone goldfish.
Damn!
It seems that the King of Inspiration has run away from the lotus pond at this time, and the difficulty of reaching the Tianhe River is still unavoidable after all.
Cui Shi sighed, learning from the scriptures is like rape, since he can't resist, he can only enjoy it.
Isn't it just a goldfish monster?
Believe it or not, I'll get a torpedo and blow it up so that you suspect Yusheng?
Cui Shi, who was not very willing, threw several pieces of sugar cakes into the pool one after another, hoping to hook up the goldfish monster, the king of inspiration who was entrenched in the Tongtian River valley and ate countless boys and girls, and disposed of it in advance.
However, the goldfish didn't wait, but a cold voice sounded slowly, and said coldly:
"If you don't go to protect the Tang monks to go west to learn the scriptures, you dare to come to Luojia Mountain to spread wild, who gave you the courage!"
"Dragon!"
As soon as Zhu Bajie heard this voice, he immediately shouted: "I came to you specially, where are you, please come out and see you......"
Well...... Why is there a sense of déjà vu that an current boyfriend and an ex-boyfriend come to find a girl at the same time?
Cui Shi thought that this was the pity that he had been "good" with, and he always had a strange feeling in his heart.
Zhu Bajie carried a rake everywhere to find the source of the sound, but only to see that the purple bamboo forest was silent, the lotus pond was as flat as a mirror, and there was no Zen temple house or the like, so it was impossible to find the trace of the dragon girl.
"Dragon! Dragon!"
Zhu Bajie ran around Luojia Mountain like crazy, shouting: "You come out, listen to me explain to you......"
Belch!
Cui Shi also felt true feelings when he saw him, but when the candle was in the cave room, in the face of the dragon girl who had changed her appearance, he was not polite at all.
This Zhu Bajie...... It's a Duan Zhengchun type.,Flower heart but not heart.,It's true for every girl.,It's just that there are more girls and it's easy to have compatibility conflicts with each other...... And then there'...... It is easy for his son to face a very sad ** problem. If it weren't for Dao Baifeng's strength, Duan Yu's tragedy would be no less than that of the dead Qiao Feng.
The dragon girl hid, with the size of Luojia Mountain, Zhu Bajie was of course in vain.
"Senior brother, now ...... What to do?"
Zhu Bajie looked depressed, dragged the nine-toothed nail rake, and pinned his last hope on this senior brother who often had strange tricks.
"Listen to me?"
"Hmm!"
"Listen to me?"
"Of course!"
Cui Shi nodded and said with a smile: "Go, cut down that good-growing bamboo for me and bring it back." ”
Yes?
Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he cut down indiscriminately in the purple bamboo forest of Guanyin Bodhisattva?
Why does it feel greater than the sin of molesting Chang'e, the last time I was beaten you with 2,000 hammers, it hurts so much, I will remember it for a lifetime.
I've been turned into a pig last time.,If you die again.,What's going to change next time.,The shell lang is a high match, right?
"Senior brother...... This one...... The dragon is a dragon girl holding pearls under the seat of Guanyin. Now that the Bodhisattva is not at home, the dragon is in charge of everything on Luojia Mountain. It's taboo for us to cut bamboo, and besides, does this have anything to do with my begging Long'er to forgive me for the mistake I made that night?"
"Huh, don't you dare?"
Cui Shi smiled contemptuously and said very unceremoniously.
Dare to love you, you are not afraid of big things!
Zhu Bajie thought to himself, let alone now, even when I was Marshal Tianpeng, I wouldn't dare to offend Guanyin of the South China Sea, one of the five elders of the five directions, so blatantly, isn't it too slow to die.
"Forget it, let's go. ”
Cui Shi shook his head, his tone very relaxed.
"Don't!"
Zhu Bajie was anxious, and pouted and said, "Senior brother, it's easy for us to come here, and I haven't even seen Long'er's face, so why do you say ...... go back?"
"Ahem, that's all it takes for you two, you don't even dare to cut a bamboo for her, and you're embarrassed to say that you love her?"
This one!
Zhu Bajie thought to himself, just cut bamboo for her, are you sure it's not for you? When you were in the bamboo forest just now, your eyes lit up, and your face was full of what I wanted, don't think that my old pig didn't notice.
"Senior brother, I still don't understand, what are the benefits of cutting bamboo?"
"You're stupid as a pig...... Uh, I'm sorry you were meant to be. It's obvious, you can't even see it! If you say it, it won't work, either you go and cut down the bamboo honestly, and leave the rest to me, or we will turn around and leave, anyway, you have done everything you need to do, and you won't suffer a loss if you say shameless......"
"No way!"
Zhu Bajie's eyes were red, and he felt that he must not betray this shameless name.
Isn't it just cutting bamboo?
For love, my old pig fights!
Zhu Bajie took a deep breath, the whole person turned into a black light and went straight to the purple bamboo forest, the nine-tooth nail rake in his hand instantly changed into a thick-backed machete, found the purple bamboo that was unfortunately favored by Cui Shi, and exhaled.
"Hey!"
The unstoppable sword, although it was the purple bamboo planted by Guanyin, was not enough to withstand the full force of the former Heavenly Court Navy Commander.
Click!
The bamboos snapped in unison, accompanied by the cold voice exclaiming in disbelief.
"Oops! you...... How dare you make such a big mistake!!"