What the hell! It's messy from the old man, how can this really have the origin of the dragon group? I've never heard of this unit! The certificate in this kid's hand is fake, right?

"I not only have the certificate of the dragon group, but also the book of the National Sports Bureau. Yi Ersan said as he took out the red book from his work bag that was exactly the same as the old one.

If at this moment, Yi Ben Shu is here, he will definitely tell the old man, Taobao online shopping!

"Avengers Certificate, Justice League Certificate, Otaku Writer Certificate, Wandering Toad Manuscript Failure Certificate......"

Yi Ersan didn't know much and threw out more than a dozen certificates.

The whole person is messy again, this kid ...... He's blowing himself up! He's doing this, and all the red books are fake in the eyes of others! Is this kid newly prepared by his master last night? This ...... It's too professional, isn't it?

Mr. Xiao looked at Yi Ersan and the two of them in embarrassment, and at this moment, he ...... Both of them didn't believe much in either of them.

Yi Ersan looked at the old man very proudly, he knew that if he just took a book, the other party was afraid that he would still be able to rely on the old liar's experience in the rivers and lakes, and finally let himself lose this business, but if the self-destructing lose-lose gameplay, it would be different.

If you change your business, it's not a six-year-old child.

Yi Ersan doesn't mind giving the old man a single business, after all, it's not easy to run the rivers and lakes.

'Harm others is not good for yourself, and you will get a hundred demon king points. ’

Yi Ersan heard the voice from the system, and wanted to ask, is this okay? It seems that in the future, for the sake of the demon king's value, he will have to work harder.

"Old man, as the saying goes, if the mountain is not high, there is a fairy, and the water is no longer deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. Yi Ersan used the acting skills he had practiced for more than ten years to advise the old man, "Old man, don't give false testimony anymore." It's okay if you don't have the ability, but don't cheat. ”

I appreciate Yi Ersan a little bit from the old, and I didn't make a mess on the day the moon fell, and I was used to seeing big scenes, and I was actually messed up by this child.

The hostess's eyes flashed with hope at this moment, and she suddenly felt that this young Taoist priest was very reliable, if he was really a liar, he only needed to get a certificate just now, and he took so much, just to persuade an old liar to turn back.

"Mr. Xiao, where is the child? Xiaodao wants to go and see. ”

After Yi Ersan finished loading B, where would he give Lilao and others too much time to react, and immediately maintained the established image to seize the business opportunity.

"The Taoist is here. Mr. Xiao hurriedly led the way.

"Mr. Xiao ......," Yi Ersan said side by side with Mr. Xiao, "I don't know how the tutor negotiated with you about the payment method?"

"Deposit! I remember!" Mr. Xiao hurriedly beckoned, and the special assistant immediately walked over with a thick red envelope.

With years of experience, Yi Ersan secretly calculated, I'm afraid that this time there will be 10,000 yuan, right? It's really a big business!

'Harm others and benefit yourself, and get the Demon King worth a hundred.' ’

When Yi Ersan heard the prompt from the Demon King system, he secretly said in his heart: "Perfect! I have damaged the old liar, and I have earned another hundred here! I can draw cards again when I turn around!"

Li Lao looked at Yi Ersan's style, just smiled, and followed up to the second floor, he wanted to see what kind of character this young man was, if he was a liar with no conscience, he would call the police and arrest him later, the scourge of the province.

If you still have a little conscience and know that this matter is not something you can deal with, and there is no mess, then you can just go back and beat him.

Mr. Xiao led the way to the second floor, which is a children's bedroom with an area of about 200 square meters.

Yi Ersan pushed the door and saw the bedroom, and sighed again and again, one of this child's bedrooms is several times bigger than my entire home!

Among the toys all over the floor, there was a six-year-old boy standing, with big eyes, a high nose, beautiful like a porcelain doll, he was playing with the toys very energetically, and he did not see that it was rumored to have a fever of 40 degrees a week.

"Hello, little friend. Yi Ersan raised his hand and walked into the room in greeting, his years of work experience had made him smile that made it easy to get close, "My name is Danyangzi, what's your name." ”

Xiao Moran. The six-year-old boy had been concentrating on the car toy in his hand, and his expression was a little more vigilant.

Yi Ersan was surprised, was his smile so terrible? Why did this kid look so wary of himself.

Mr. Xiao saw Yi Ersan's doubts, and hurriedly whispered next to him: "That's the case, we also took him to St. John's Hospital to see a doctor this morning, but the hospital wanted to lock up the child for study, and the child is now very afraid of strangers." ”

Yi Ersan immediately understood that this St. John's was a private hospital, claiming that the equipment was better than that of a tertiary hospital, and all the patients were high-end experts, Xiao Moran's inexplicable high fever might be a good medical research sample for them, right?

"Murburn, my brother is a magician. Yi Ersan's wrist flipped over, and there was an extra rose in his palm, and the child was immediately attracted by the object that he had conjured out of thin air.

Yi Ersanxin said that this is right, my father is a friend of middle-aged and elderly women, and my brother is a good friend of children, and he is more popular than the scarab sister in the big windmill.

A few small close-up magic tricks were performed, so that there was no barrier between Yi Ersan and Xiao Moran, and the child obediently held the thermometer given by Yi Ersan.

Forty-two degrees? Yi Ersan suspects that the thermometer he brought is broken, isn't forty-two degrees supposed to burn in a daze? This child's current mental state can be described as a dragon spirit and a tiger, right?

"Real person, how is it?" Mr. Xiao's wife asked anxiously.

"No problem, little goblin. Yi Ersan got up and took out the peachwood sword and rune paper in his work bag and said, "After Xiaodao accepts this demon, the two of you still have to take the child to the hospital, after all, the little demon has already made the child really feverish." ”

Shaking his head secretly, this little charlatan is not a conscienceless cheater, and he still remembers to let people go to the doctor.

"Since you're going to the hospital, why don't you come to our St. John's for a consultation. ”

The domineering voice that sounded at the door of the room suddenly made everyone turn around and look.

The five tall black-clothed people, dressed as a black super special policeman, gave people an inexplicable sense of oppression, and there was also Mr. Xiao's special assistant who fell to the ground beside them.

At this time, Mr. Xiao's special assistant curled up on the ground like a shrimp, obviously because of the pain in his lower abdomen that was punched by someone, so he couldn't get up, so he could only curl up.

In broad daylight, he forcibly broke into a private house? Yi Ersan felt that the person in front of him of St. John was going crazy! He put his hand in his trouser pocket and skillfully dialed the police number blindly, and after feeling the vibration of the mobile phone connection, he suddenly felt courage in his heart.

"This is the Ninety-Five Garden! Your St. John's Hospital came to rob in broad daylight?" Yi Ersan raised his voice to the highest, "I think you are crazy, right? Mr. Xiao is not an ordinary person!"