Chapter 447: It's okay, although I may not be able to beat it with my hands, but I'm not afraid of anyone when my mouth cannon sprays!
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~.--~ Chapter 447: It's okay, although I may not be able to beat it with my hands, but I'm not afraid of anyone when my mouth cannon sprays!
Xiao Zhen, female, age unknown, preliminary estimate of not less than 1,000, zero love history, good looks, low IQ, poor figure, sexual orientation is more perverted, and the possibility of marriage is extremely low. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, it was such a woman who actually received a marriage proposal!
And it's a standard rich generation proposal!
Alexander, the god of war, was a famous king of conquest in the mortal world, and his power was overwhelming, and after entering the kingdom of God, he gradually rose to the position of the god of war.
Xiao Zhen once said that she can rank in the top ten in the kingdom of God, and the God of War has a similar status to her, so she is naturally one of the ten, not to mention that unlike Xiao Zhen, Alexander is a real material.
So hearing Alexander's answer, Wang Wu asked with interest, "Do you want to marry her?"
The god of war nodded as a matter of course: "When I first entered the kingdom of God, she showed me the true meaning of power, although it was not long, but it was also because of this that I was able to get through the initial difficult time and gradually get on the right track." I have always been grateful for my work, and if the Key of Truth has given me an invaluable opportunity, I will share my most precious treasure with it. ”
"What you call sharing ......"
"Isn't it natural that the king's wealth should be shared with the queen?"
Hearing this, Wang Wu nodded, but Yinshuang, who was beside him, sighed: "Wishful thinking." ”
The god of war was a little puzzled: "What?"
Yinshuang said: "The spirit of repaying the favor is certainly valuable, but the way you repay may not be acceptable to others." ”
"Huh?"
"I mean, Xiao Zhen may not be willing to marry you, didn't you think about this when you vowed to marry her?"
“......”
The god of war was stunned on the spot, and his burly body was fixed in place like a stone sculpture.
"Such wishful thinking is worthy of being a famous conquering king in history, but you are here to repay the favor, not to conquer, before you want to marry someone, at least make sure that people are willing to marry you, can you be sure?"
At this time, Wang Wu interrupted: "Sister Yinshuang, you're not right, as the saying goes, I'd rather demolish a temple than destroy a marriage, Uncle God of War is sincere, how can you pour cold water on others?"
Yinshuang glared at him coldly, and then said to him in a dream: "Otherwise, you can think about it carefully, although you and Xiao Zhen are only in a master-servant relationship, and you don't have much thought about her at the moment, but from the perspective of any outsider, she is indeed a member of your harem, and if you push the members of the harem to others, be careful not to die." ”
"So serious?"
"It's so serious, for a simple example, if a serialized novel is scolded by a reader as a eunuch, and there is no follow-up from then on, do you think the protagonist in it is not a good death?"
"This ......"
"So, Android-kun, please think about it. ”
"I'm really troublesome for you to say. ”
"It's not just troublesome, it's very troublesome, the other party is a genuine god, don't look at him and he said that his status is about the same as Xiao Zhen, but if you start to do it, a hundred Xiao Zhen is not enough for him to pinch with one finger. If he knows about the current relationship between you and Xiao Zhen, I think most likely he will take the opportunity to repay the favor and save Xiao Zhen from the evil master. And now you, I'm afraid you can't stop him. ”
"If you say this, it feels like it's become a popular plot for the masses again, because of a tragedy caused by a woman. ”
Silver Frost said as a matter of course: "Since you want to open a harem, this is an indispensable test, don't worry, when you return to Northland Stormwind City with me, there will be no shortage of such tests, and it is likely that the great shaman will try you." ”
"Damn, what is this unfolding!?"
"It's a joy for the masses. ”
After all, but Wang Wu did have a headache, originally when he saw this god of war, his first impression was not bad, but now he has become an opponent who has to be defeated, but, the dignified god of war, does it mean that he can be defeated if he is defeated?
If it was in the state of the test subject, there might still be a chance of winning, but now that Wang Wu's identity has been restored, he is only a senior dream builder, and I am afraid that it is not enough for people to do it with one finger.
At this time, the god of war also came back to his senses a little, and began to scan Wang Wu and Xiao Zhen back and forth with suspicious eyes, obviously suspicious of the relationship between the two.
At this time, the eleven divine judges were not idle, seeing that the god of war actually started a family affair with the other party after he appeared, needless to say, he was frightened in his heart, and now that he has the opportunity to stir up, he must not miss it.
"Lord God of War, that girl is now enslaved by Wang Wu, I am afraid that my words and deeds will not be autonomous!"
The pair of thick eyebrows of the god of war suddenly stood up, and he shouted violently: "What!?"
The roar of God's wrath was indeed extraordinary, and for a moment the earth shook and the clouds broke through the sky. And Wang Wu and Yinshuang, who were closest to each other, both felt stuffy in their chests and had stars in their eyes.
While calming down his qi and blood, Wang Wu also sighed that a single roar was so powerful...... Worthy of a god. If you really do it, you really don't have much chance of winning, but you don't necessarily have to do it, and there is still a peaceful solution!
Because at this moment, the space around him was distorted, and a burst of pink breath leaked out of it.
Although it was only an insignificant detail, Wang Wu and Yinshuang both captured it, and the two of them naturally knew what was going on, and they looked at each other, both of them were a little funny.
When that pink space appears, I'm afraid the god of war won't be in the mood to care about any small truths.
The next moment, the space began to shake silently, and a pink phantom enveloped a large area nearby.
The ritual launched by Rebus and Cook in the Book of Creation finally collapsed under the tampering of Wang Wu, and the space that existed with ** also began to crack, at first it was just a point, and soon cracks and cracks appeared, and finally, the spider-like cracks triggered a total collapse, and all the energy stirred in the space was released......
The powder mist dispersed in an instant, and it was so thick that you could barely reach your fingers.
But soon, with a muffled snort from the god of war, the pink mist was directly put away by him with his great magical powers, turning into a pink book, which was pinched by him with one hand.
And the powder mist dissipated, and two embarrassed figures also appeared in front of everyone, it was Rebus and Cook, two good partners and good friends who have worked together tacitly for 20 years, and finally pushed their relationship to a new level......
The two of them hugged each other naked, and their posture was unbearable.
"Wow!"
The others were better, but Xiao Zhen was scared stupid on the spot, covered his eyes after screaming, and felt very hurt.
As soon as Xiao Zhen was injured, the anger of the god of war came up, and as soon as he reached out and pinched the two of them by the neck, he picked them up: "You two, what kind of fame!?"
Wang Wu interjected: "Engage in the base." ”
Alexander, who had ascended to the kingdom of God a long time ago, was a little incomprehensible, but he could see it.
"There are traces of divine power on the two of you...... Strange, I don't remember anyone saying that the Church of Light allowed this kind of behavior. ”
Wang Wu interjected again: "You actually discriminate against? This is not conducive to spreading faith among the rotten girl group." ”
The god of war ignored him, but continued to examine Rebus and Cook, who had obviously lost their minds, and were pinched by the god of war with one hand around their necks, and their bodies were huddled together, and they began to rub enthusiastically again, making the audience all sick.
", it's disgusting!"
The god of war was also a little unbearable, and threw the two of them to the ground with all his might, and he was afraid that his internal organs would be broken if he was a normal person, but the two of them snorted, and then hugged each other again regardless of it.
When the other eleven Divine Judges saw this scene, they also pretended not to know these two people, so as not to provoke fire.
"Speaking of which, you two, who should not have a low status in the church, would you do such a thing?
Although the god of war was disgusted in his heart, he also saw that the two people were in an abnormal state, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, two wisps of powder mist were sucked out of the mouths and noses of the two and melted into the book. Rebus and Cook suddenly came to their senses, looked at each other a little confused, and then looked at themselves......
"Ahhh
The terrible scream was particularly sad.
It's a pity that the god of war doesn't appreciate it at all, and if he is another god, he may have the patience to investigate the truth, but the god of war is really irritable now.
"Shut up!"
There was another roar, and the two of them were directly stunned and stopped making a sound.
After cleaning up the field, the god of war was finally able to return to the topic, to be honest, when the scene was chaotic just now, Wang Wu and Yinshuang actually stood still, and they didn't even think about running away, and this courage still made him appreciate it very much.
So the god of war asked Wang Wu, "What else do you have to say?"
Wang Wu smiled and said, "There are a lot of words, I don't know if you have the patience to listen." ”
"Say, at least I'll give you plenty of time to defend yourself. ”
"Okay, then let me ask first: Lord God of War shouldn't have entered the human realm for hundreds of years, right?"
This problem is actually self-evident, because when the god of war was just in the lower realm, he lamented that it had changed a lot in the past few hundred years.
"Indeed, I haven't been here for five or six hundred years. ”
"So, obviously, Lord God of War doesn't know what has happened in the continent during this time?"
"I really haven't paid attention to it. ”
"Oh, that's no wonder. Wang Wu sighed and said in his heart, then you can let me talk nonsense~
"Excuse me, how did Lord God of War feel about that scene just now?"
How disgusting was that scene just now, the god of war frowned: "What do you want to say?"
Wang Wu said seriously: "The two of them are the first and second in command of the Vati City. ”
The god of war was slightly surprised: "Religious holy place, the two of them?"
"Yes, surprised, but that's the norm in the church right now. ”
The god of war was a little incredulous: "Normality?"
"In the past few hundred years, the situation on the mainland has changed, the dynasty has changed, and the original great and righteous church has finally degenerated, isn't it unusual?"
The God of War's eyebrows furrowed tighter and tighter: "With the God of Light watching, how can the church be so depraved?"
At this time, Wang Wu suddenly asked a question that surprised everyone.
"Lord God of War, have you ever seen Lord God of Light with your own eyes in the past few hundred years?"
"Hmm......"
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