185 Jack Ma is not funny at all
Lingnan ghost talent was brought to see Ma Yun by Niu Gensheng in a dream, Lingnan ghost talent said: "Ma Yun is not funny at all, you don't invest a penny in Lingnan ghost talent, you are the richest, in my eyes you are also a poor ghost, rich is only in your world you are the richest, but in the eyes of Lingnan ghost talent, whoever invests in him is the richest!" Guanyin said: "Ma Yunfu and Lingnan ghosts are poor, this is the sorrow of the Shenzhou collective, both of them are geniuses, why is one poor and the other rich, and there is no royal law! There is no heavenly reason!" Deng Weiren hugged the white cat and the black cat and said: "The white cat is Ma Yun, and the black cat is the Lingnan ghost! Ma Yun is dealing with money businessmen, and Lingnan ghosts are dealing with literature and art, and both of them have made great contributions to society! Everyone has the same outlook on life and the world! Everyone is running hard, everyone is chasing dreams! Why is the gap so big! Shenzhou should put on the agenda how to get rid of poverty and become rich in Lingnan! Lingnan ghosts are rich and Shenzhou is really rich! Lingnan ghosts are not rich, that is bragging about being rich! Every day is a policy of fooling the people! How can this be reasonable!" The Jade Emperor said: "Lingnan ghosts are really pitiful, and they are still poor and backward! Even the world's first genius is poor, and all other riches are superfluous! Shenzhou is not short of money, but there is no shortage of Lingnan ghosts, and there is no money alone, this is the sorrow of the Three Realms! All the gods and ghosts in heaven and hell still haven't blessed him with a windfall, he has been so poor that he even complains about God and the Jade Emperor and the Buddha, and even the central bank of Heaven and Earth is so rich, what kind of cream Lingnan ghosts are still living a poor life, rude to the national body of Shenzhou! It is the sorrow of China for 5,000 years!" The ghost king said: "If this continues, the Lingnan ghosts are not rich, and all the rich people in Shenzhou will collectively donate money to him to get rich quickly, Li Ka-shing is not tired of standing here and talking and saying that a person must win the world with integrity, ask" The problem is that no matter how hard a person struggles, he can't be talented!
The most unlucky Lingnan ghost in the world, money has a grudge against his mother, as long as the Lingnan ghost has a thousand yuan in his pocket, he will grow wings and fly away!
It seems that there is a pair of glasses in heaven that Lingnan ghosts will always be poor! Poor enough to be ashamed of themselves! Poor enough to see Lingnan ghosts, people will amuse them, and Lingnan ghosts will come to borrow money again, go quickly, don't show him!
Lingnan ghosts are the poorest people in the world and the earth! They are the poorest people in the Three Realms! They are so poor that they don't even care, and the thieves don't patronize them at night!
The world's poorest Lingnan ghost talent! Poor, poor, poor! So Lingnan ghost talent is very painful in his heart: I'm not smart, I don't care if I'm poor?
I'm smart, but I still want to be poor? This world is too perverted! Shenzhou is really fucking short of money! Shenzhou is the country is rich and the people are poor!
The money is concentrated in the pockets of a few people! I'm fucking poor, poor, poor! So Xiao Shenyang said: "It's not bad for money, he should immediately take it to Dubai to see what it means to be rich, and tell him to come and see the daily life of Lingnan ghosts, you are fucking short of money, and your salary is rising slower than a snail! Receiving 6,000 yuan is just 600 yuan in the 80s! The money is not worth much now, this 6,000 yuan is not enough to spend 600 yuan back then, and the salary should be 28,000 yuan now to be reasonable!" Japan still receives several hundred thousand yuan a month, and the Cana family receives more than 200,000 yuan a month! Americans receive $28,000 a month! Only people are called rich! Germany gives birth to a child, and the country rewards more than 600,000 marks! That's more than our 1 million yuan! The life of the people of New Zealand is several times richer than that of our Shenzhou! In the future, I will brag in front of the Lingnan ghosts about how rich Shenzhou is, and how rich a bird is! Only by comparison do you realize that you are backward! I am not rich yet, you are a rich bird? Lingnan ghosts are really rich when they are rich! I'm not rich, and no matter how you brag about being rich, it's all a castle in the air, I don't know how to write about ugliness, it's hard for a poor person to write! Get rid of poverty, get richer and richer! That's bragging! Prosperity is a matter of the Tang Dynasty! I'm a Lingnan ghost, and I can't feel rich yet!"