"I've always said that family comes first, cherish your family, and your good friends. ”

The narration of the god of weddings resounded in the screening room, and after the story of the first act, the audience already knew that Kana's parents, beautiful best friend Amy, did not like Bourne very much, thinking that he was not manly enough and was a sissy.

"Ahhh

Bursts of screams rang out, causing the audience to laugh, and the wedding god on screen turned into a fierce kidnapper who kidnapped all three to a hotel room.

He took Kana's father's phone and called Bourne, but no one answered, and then he took Kana's mother's phone and called again, but still no one answered, and finally called with Amy's phone, and it was connected with a beep.

"Hi Amy. ”

With Bourne's enthusiastic voiceover, the audience burst into laughter, and many girls laughed and scolded "what a bastard", and they didn't know who they were scolding.

"Bourne, listen, you don't know me, but I just kidnapped your fiancée's parents and best friend!"

The god of the wedding viciously told Bourne the address and the time limit for his rescue, and told him to come and save them, only one person! Otherwise, "I will kill them all! I will not tell lies." Without waiting for Bourne to answer, he broke his phone and looked back to see all three of them with frightened expressions.

The next shot, pointed at the clock on the wall, indicates that the time has passed, and the ticking sound is ringing.

Nervous not to mention, the audience is very much looking forward to it, will it be a spoof fight, a shootout, a supernatural power?

The hands of the clock sped up, the time was displayed as 8 p.m., and when the deadline arrived, not a single qiē occurred.

When the close-up of the wedding god impatient appeared on the screen, the audience's laughter could not be suppressed, and then the panorama of the room made the laughter even louder, Kana's father was playing Tai Chi there, Kana's mother was sitting on a chair and wearing a sweater, and Amy was chatting on the phone with her broken mobile phone, laughing loudly, a laid-back atmosphere.

"I told you a long time ago that he wouldn't come. Daddy Kana's tone was firm.

Kana's mother said without raising her head while playing a sweater: "That boy is a little girl who doesn't have a seed, doesn't dare to knock on the door for candy on Halloween, has a prom by himself, rides a horse with both legs to one side, and squats down when peeing." ”

She said this super poisonous long line in one breath, which made the laughter in the theater unstoppable.

The wedding god snatched the phone from Amy, called Byrne again, and asked in a fierce voice, "Is it there?"

As soon as the camera was shot, Bourne was drinking at a bar and watching a football game, surrounded by a lively scene, and he said strangely: "Uh, I didn't say I was going." ”

"Then I'll kill them!" the camera cuts back to the hotel room, and the wedding god says angrily.

"No comment, man, just give them a good time. Wait, help me sue them, see-ya!"

"Hahahaha!" Bourne's frivolous and happy words really made the audience laugh, and this time the most laughing were those adults who have had or are married, especially men, this kind of sarcasm of father-in-law and mother-in-law is really tired of watching!

For a rough guy like Schwartz, this is the funniest thing about the night!

On the big screen, the call was hung up, and the wedding god was so angry that he folded half of the phone into two pieces, he looked back at the three of them, and made a strange thinking expression, "There is!" The tinkling sound sounded and he said: "You can go, Bourne paid the ransom, he was rich, he paid twice as much, but he didn't care, because he was really rich." ”

"Great!" the three of them were all immediately happy, and as they walked out of the room, they praised each other, and their tone changed 180 degrees, and Kana's father said, "I said a long time ago, Bourne is a good man." "That boy is a school man, who can ride horses better than Eastwood, and who can pee and pee in China!" said Amy, "How happy Kana is to marry him!"

Looking up at the camera at a low angle, the wedding god posed with a "I'm amazing" demeanor and posture, and at the same time came a majestic sound effect!

It's like a laugh bomb bursting in the screening room, and it's still the adults who laugh the most, almost all of them applaud, good-one!good-one!

Great irony, Roger Albert laughed while the numbers changed again, 21 times.

"Next. The god of weddings took out a photo and looked at it, and it was Carter, the muscular man with the image of the typical school bully in that annoying self-righteous pretending to be, Kana's ex-boyfriend!

The audience had just started to look forward to what was going to happen, and before the screen had fully transitioned, the sound of fear was already ringing.

The sea, the rainforest, the island beach, the crabs!

The effect is really good! Jiya praised in her heart, of course, these are empty shots from the commercial material library purchased during post-production, and the crew has no money to go to the isolated island to shoot exterior scenes.

"Woo, woo......" Looking down at the camera, Carter's mouth is stuffed with a rag, his hands and feet are tied together with ropes, and he is thrown on the beach.

The laughter that had just stopped for a few seconds resumed, and the back of the wedding god's body poked in from below the frame, and there was no expression in sight, in the form of a very oppressive shot.

"I'm kind by nature. His voice rang out, and when he switched to the front shot, he couldn't see above his neck, but he was holding two volleyballs in his hands, both of which were painted with red paint with funny and quirky smiling faces, "So I'll give you two, one white and one colorful, both equally good." ”

This is obviously a spoof of "Desert Island Aftermath", looking at those two cheap smiling faces, the audience is about to laugh until their stomachs hurt again.

But some people have noticed this line, hey, ......!

"You're racist, white is the color!" Carter spoke suddenly, and it turned out that the rag had not stuffed his mouth at all.

"Okay, admit you, okay?"

"That's pretty much it. ”

Irony, great irony! It wasn't hilarious, no matter what color the audience had, but there was a self-deprecating chuckle.

In the past, white racists divided people on earth into white and colored people, but now this division has long been incorrect, and if a white public figure openly refers to a non-white person as a person of color, it will definitely be said by public opinion to be racist and apologize!

So Ye Wei said this kind of racial joke because he was Asian, it was okay, like the black man jokingly called himself a is no problem, the Jews said that he was a miser, and when others said it, something big happened.

Besides, white people who are pink at birth, white when they grow up, red when they are in the sun, blue when they are cold, yellow when they are afraid, green when they are sick, and gray when they die, call others people people colored?

If everyone has a skin color and you don't, who's the monster?

To say that it is white people who are discriminated against is a kind of ridicule, a kind of irony, and a kind of heavy humor, which adds a different kind of light to this film.

Film critics know that these lines will become classics, Albert remembered it 22 times, and his interest is even higher, in this paragraph, this kid is obviously very interested in doing some deep satire, and he does a good job, which is rarely seen in spoof movies, 16 years old has such a consciousness, the future is promising!

"Have a nice day, bye-bye. On the big screen, the god of weddings threw down two volleyballs, disappeared in the next second, and the majestic sound effect rang out again!

The two volleyballs landed on Carter's chest, forming a peculiar landscape, and the audience burst into laughter, and they didn't know where to throw the slightest seriousness just now.

The camera zooms out and shows a small isolated island in the middle of the vast sea.

“help——！somebody-help——！”

"Hahaha!" his mournful cry for help was only exchanged for a louder laugh.

The cry for help fell, and a confident narrator rang out: "What is a woman's worst enemy? Romance can make them turn their heads, it can make them change their names, it can make them do what you want! Remember this truth, my friends, romance." ”

The next few scenes are very relaxed, no surprises, with the help of the divine power of the wedding god, Bourne keeps turning decay into magic, a small bouquet of roses that was originally given, sent to Kana's hand, it becomes full of frames, inferior special effects reproduction makes the audience spray rice, Bourne's candlelight dinner originally had only a few small candles, they sit down at the table, and the whole table burns!

Kana was moved, and in the light of the fire, she and Bourne said to each other I love you, and she obviously wanted to get married again.

The story of the film has come to this point, and it has also reached the so-called midpoint, the middle of 90 minutes is exactly 45 minutes, and the midpoint of commercial feature films will always look one of two things, one is that one is good, the protagonist seems to win, and the other is so bad that it can't be worse, the protagonist seems to lose, and both seem to be able to end.

Like now, Kana changed her mind, and the two held a wedding smoothly, and it was over.

But there's another half of the film!

Regardless of 45 minutes, 60 minutes, or 90 minutes, the midpoint means that there is a new change, completely smashing the first half of the world, and the characters usher in the biggest crisis of the story!

Just like in "Flying Forever", the captain faints due to food poisoning and the plane is not piloted, and in "Planes, Trains and Cars", the two main characters, Neil Page and Dale Griffiths, fall out and start walking their own way home.

It's not just a comedy, it's like Jack and Ruth in "Titanic" who painted portraits and had sex, the classic romantic love between a poor boy and a rich girl, the protagonist seems to have won!

"Hehehe, hehehe!"

At this time, a new voiceover appeared, and the audience could hear that it should still be Ye Wei's dubbing, but it was very rough and full of evil.

Everyone was curious, and the screen shifted to a girl's room, and the camera swept over the bedside table, on which was a photo of Kana and Byrne, Kana's room!

The camera finally focuses on a black ragdoll bear in the corner, its hands and feet suddenly move a few times, and the voice sounds: "I feel it, Kana wants to get married again, but I won't let her be happy......"

The picture ripples, the light music starts, and the flashback montage appears:

A little girl bought two brown ragdoll bears, one large and one small, from the toy store, and she smiled sweetly, and the little girl put them on the bedside of the room, and the two ragdoll bears loved each other, and the little girl played with them, and in the morning, the big ragdoll looked out of the window of the room and watched the little girl take the little ragdoll bear into the car and leave; at dusk, the car drove back, and the little girl got out of the car, and did not bring the little ragdoll bear!

The music turns sad, the big ragdoll turns black, and an angry expression changes! The next shot shows it apprentices to a toy puppet that resembles Master Yoda, it learns to use the Force and with a wave of its hand, knocks Master Yoda flying, and it begins to wreak havoc on Cana's date.

When Byrne proposed to Kana, it turned out that it was standing at the corner of the street and waving the Force that the ring fell into the drain so precisely.

It turns out that it's always because it's playing ghosts, and Kana and Byrne are constantly unlucky!

"Hahahaha!"

Although there are spoofs of Toy Story and Star Wars, the quality of this montage is fantastic, and it makes the audience laugh, and now the wedding god is in trouble!

Critics are also laughing, if this is a serious movie, it would be terrible to have two completely different abilities, and it will cause logical questions such as "how can the god of marriage not know about the existence of the ragdoll bear", "shouldn't the power of the god destroy it casually", but this is a spoof movie! No problem, but the story of "The Wedding is Coming" is even more absurd.

The story doesn't end there.

When the flashback ends, it's back to the desert island scene! The Ragdoll Bear slowly flew down from the sky, it was obviously lowered by a few hanging wires, but it didn't stop everyone from laughing, and it didn't use any special effects in its previous shots, not in "Sesame Street".

Carter on the beach was full of surprise, and it was funny that he already had messy long hair and a long beard, and he was covered in bronzed, and his upper and lower body were only wrapped around animal skin shorts, as if he had spent more than ten years on a desert island.

The Ragdoll Bear waved his hand, and the two volleyballs on the stake behind Carter exploded—

"Marilyn!Audrey!" Carter screamed.

"Hehehehehe!" At the same time, the Ragdoll let out a string of evil laughs.

And the screening room in front of the screen has long been a sea of laughter!

24 times. An update on Albert Digital.