Chapter 633: Open Your Eyes and Tell Nonsense
When I came to the cafeteria, Brother Feng was very enthusiastic to help me get noodles, and said to me with a smile: "Here you go, this is a special care for your sick number, eat it while it's hot, but you better take it aside and eat it, otherwise others will be jealous of you." ”
I took a look at this is a bowl of tomato egg noodles, and it is here that I learned that what is lacking in the sea is not big fish and meat, but eggs, tomatoes and other things that can supplement vitamins and proteins.
So I took the steaming noodles and chose a place in the corner of the cafeteria, Lei Feng was not with me, he was chatting and farting with a few acquaintances, probably because he wanted me to eat more peacefully.
Indeed, after throwing up, another afternoon passed, I was really hungry, and a large bowl of noodles entered my stomach in a short time, and it tasted quite good.
At this time, Brother Feng walked over to me, handed me a cigarette, and after helping me light it, he also charged one, he smiled kindly, "It's okay, you can eat, it proves that your body is gradually adapting to life here." ”
I noticed that he didn't seem to have eaten yet, and was completely taking care of me, so I said, "Brother Feng, you haven't eaten either, I'm just smoking here, you go and line up to eat, otherwise it's gone!"
"Well, then you just wait for me here, let's take a shower together, and then go to the recreation room together!" Lei Feng also looked at it, and found that the number of workers coming to the cafeteria had also increased, and after saying a word to me, he hurried to line up.
Waiting for him to finish eating, we went to the public bathroom to take a shower, after changing a pair, we came to the entertainment room dedicated to the entertainment of people on the platform, most of the people are playing cards, mahjong or something, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is gambling money to find excitement.
And I didn't have much interest in this, so I took a small bench and sat in front of the TV to watch the TV program in Vietnam, but I really didn't dare to compliment the program on this TV, not to mention that the actors were not very good-looking, but they turned over my TV series in Dahuaxia, just watching them talk was awkward to death.
"It's not that bad. I think it's okay!" Seeing that my face was ugly and disgusted, Lei Feng, who was sitting next to me, gave his own evaluation.
"What, Brother Feng, you actually said it's okay! Look at what this Vietnamese look like, one by one, they are embarrassed to go on TV, no wonder Vietnamese people are called monkeys who have not fully evolved! It's really spicy eyes, I can't stand it, go out and blow the wind and breathe fresh air." "I took out my cigarette too, threw one for him, and grumbled and walked out.
"I can't see it, Xiaoyu, you are still an angry young man!" Hearing me belittle the Vietnamese so much, Lei Feng paused, and then said to me with a cigarette without moving.
"Let's just say that, if there is a war now, I will be the first to sign up immediately, and let those countries whose land is only a small land know that those who offend me in China will be punished even if they are far away. I heard him say this, and I looked back and said seriously.
Then I didn't pay any attention to Brother Feng and walked out of the recreation room, because I had to be familiar with the terrain here!
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After I fumbled around, I saw that the time was almost up, so I returned to the door of the cabin according to my memory, and was just about to take the key to open the door and go in, when I suddenly saw a thunderstorm coming out from the side, and said to me nervously: "Xiaoyu, you let me find it easily, today's estimate is windy, the TV can't receive the signal a little, all of us are not interested in staying in the entertainment room, I'm a little worried about you, so come and see." ”
When I heard this, my heart sank, and then I opened the door and turned on the light, and explained a little apologetically: "Brother Feng is worried, I just suddenly had a stomach upset, so I looked for the location of the toilet, but I didn't see anyone after walking for a while, and I didn't know where it was when the black light was blind, and I almost couldn't come back." ”
Brother Feng was not polite, and walked in directly with me, and asked with some self-reproach: "Then how did you solve it in the end?" It's all because I forgot to tell you the location of the toilet. ”
"Hey, I searched for a while and didn't find it, and finally I couldn't hold it back, so I took off my pants and pulled it into the sea when it was dark, and you can rest assured that there will be no traces. I looked outside, then lowered my voice and said to him with some embarrassment.
Fortunately, I am clever, and if I had found the toilet, I guess he would have asked where it was very quickly, and I would have been unable to answer at that time, contradicting myself, which would have aroused his suspicions.
"You're too bold, this big night, the sea breeze is not a joke, if you don't pay attention to blowing the sea for you, you will have to be taken off the platform after a while, then we will not be able to save you, next time you have something to ask me, do you know? It's not too early, see you're fine, then I'll rest assured, you go to bed early!"
Thunderwind didn't doubt my words, and after a few words of advice, he left.
"There won't be a next time, good night Brother Feng!" I shouted at his back.
"Brother Yu Wei's ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open is getting more and more powerful, I don't know if I will have an affair with other women outside at night in the future, I don't know what kind of excuse I will use for our sisters?"
“...... Long Long, you have learned badly, who taught you to tease your brother Yu Wei like this?" Hearing this, I couldn't help but have countless black lines, when did she learn to tease me.
"You can also see, I can't lie to you, I won't lie to you and other women, even if there are one or two times, it must be for your own good. Besides, how can I go out and find other women when I have you?" and then I hurriedly coaxed her, afraid that she would go back and say bad things about me.
Unexpectedly, she became restless all of a sudden, threw herself directly into my arms, gently stroked my chest, and said to me in an ambiguous tone: "Once or twice?"
I'm pretty sure the "once or twice" in her mouth definitely doesn't mean what I just said!
"No, we shouldn't do such a thing at this time, let's wait until we get back, I don't think the sound insulation here is very good...... Long Long, don't tease me. ”
I looked at her somewhat confused look, and immediately understood what she meant, and shook my head with an embarrassed face, it's not that I don't want to do it, it's just that it's a little inappropriate, what if it's exposed?
But I didn't expect that she completely ignored my words, and those dexterous and slender little hands had slipped into my most sensitive area, and I hurriedly knocked her hands off and whispered a warning.
Just as Long Long was naughtily sticking out his tongue at me, intending to continue hooking up with me, two slight knocks on the door suddenly interrupted our interest......