"Huh?".

"Really! I'm about to succeed in cultivating immortals. Seeing that Lao Li didn't believe what he said, Lao Zhang hurriedly told Lao Li about the little fairy.

"Aren't you crazy?" Lao Li looked at Lao Zhang incredulously.

"Wait!" With that, Lao Zhang went to find a magnifying glass and asked Lao Li to look at his left ear.

"Huh... It seems that there is really a small black dot jumping in it, it can't be a flea, right?" Lao Li looked at the so-called little fairy in the magnifying glass with empty eyes.

"Shhh Lao Zhang hurriedly interrupted Lao Li's words.

"Why didn't I hear that?" said Lao Li strangely.

"If you can hear it, you can also cultivate immortals, by the way, wife, why don't we cultivate immortals together, and I will ask you for a few immortal pills next time." Lao Zhang said, and looked at Lao Li with expectant eyes.

"I still like to be a human being, as for you, don't become an immortal, become a demon first. Lao Li sneered, and then turned to leave.

Although Lao Li did see the small black dot moving around in Lao Zhang's ear, Lao Li felt that that thing was either a flea or other parasites or something. Therefore, Lao Li began to study the problem of ear diseases in private.

At the same time, the little fairy said more and more words every day, not so much in Lao Zhang's chatter, but in his own words.

"Hey, the weather in Rongcheng is so bad, the haze is so serious, I have rhinitis. ”

"Old Zhangtou, what are you sleeping, get up and chat with me!"

"Autumn is coming, will spring be far away?"

"At noon on hoeing day, Li Bai didn't know the valley, who knew the Chinese food, Su Shi was two hundred and five. Hahaha, old Zhangtou, how do you see my limerick doing?"

not only talked during the day, but also talked at night, so noisy that Lao Zhang couldn't sleep.

"Little fairy, don't you sleep?" finally one day, Lao Zhang couldn't help it and asked.

"Have you ever seen a fairy sleep?" the little fairy asked rhetorically.

"Well, I don't think so. Lao Zhang is not sure, after all, he has not seen a fairy yet!

"Do you know why I've been around for so long, and you haven't succeeded in cultivating immortals?" the little immortal continued.

"Why?" this question immediately made Lao Zhang solemn, and he felt a little nervous.

The little fairy has been here for half a month, but except for helping him win chess and gambling stones, he doesn't seem to have changed, and he is still quietly aging, and even his constipation has not improved.

"That's because you always like to sleep! You don't meditate and practice well, and you burrow into the quilt every night, how can you cultivate immortals?" said the little fairy with a reproachful tone.

"But, doesn't Taoism emphasize self-cultivation?" "Lao Zhang is confused, if he doesn't go to bed early and get up early, how can he cultivate himself?

"Self-cultivation is one thing, but cultivating immortals is another, if you want to become an immortal as soon as possible, don't sleep, meditate with me every day!" the little fairy said loudly.

This sentence shocked Lao Zhang's eardrums, and he rubbed his ears and said, "Okay! I'll meditate with the little fairy now." ”

From that day on, Lao Zhang didn't even go to the gambling stones, but meditated at home every day, which made the bosses who organized the gambling stones finally relieved.

Watching Lao Zhang meditate day and night is like petrification

In the same way, Lao Li firmly believes that Lao Zhang has lost his mind.

However, regarding the problem of ear disease, Lao Li still did not find a case similar to Lao Zhang's situation.

So, Lao Li decided to go to the ear, nose and throat hospital and consult a doctor.

When Lao Li came to the hospital, she found that it was overcrowded, and she queued for a long time before she registered.

"Don't worry, there are still three numbers left for your turn. A middle-aged woman said to the middle-aged man beside her.

"Well, I don't know if it can be cured, I see several patients who are in the same situation as me. The middle-aged man said.

The conversation between the two people didn't attract Lao Li's attention originally, she heard it when she was passing by, but what the middle-aged man said afterwards surprised Lao Li.

"Well, I don't know if it can be cured, I see several patients who are in the same situation as me. A shrill voice actually repeated what the middle-aged man said, not only word for word, but also the tone and pauses were exactly the same, except that the voice was more shrill and sharper.

Lao Li turned his head to look at the man in surprise, but found that he was not abnormal, and there was no one else around.

So, where did this voice come from?

"Look, it's learning to speak from me again!" said the middle-aged man indignantly.

"Look, it's learning me to speak again!" another shrill voice then said the same thing, also in an indignant tone.

"Ouch, stop talking, everyone else is looking at you!" said the middle-aged woman hurriedly.

Hearing this, Lao Li walked away with some embarrassment.

There are strange things every year, and this year there are a lot of them!

If Lao Li weren't an atheist, she would have thought that the middle-aged man was possessed by the devil, and the devil was repeating what he said.

Finally, it was Lao Li's turn, and she walked in tremblingly.

"What's the problem?" The other party was an old doctor with gray hair, who should be older than Lao Li.

"I don't have a problem, it's my wife, he always says that someone is talking to him in his ear lately, I looked at it with a magnifying glass, and there is a small black dot moving in it, I don't know if it's a little bug or something. Lao Li told the old doctor about Lao Zhang's situation.

"Hey, you're already the thirteenth patient or family member to come to me. To be honest, this is the first time I have encountered this strange disease, so I can only prescribe you some ear irrigation medicine, and you can take it back to your wife to try it and see if it works. The old doctor said helplessly.

"Eh, don't you know how it happened?" Lao Li was a little incredulous.

"Yes, not only the ears, but also many people have recently said that there is a little person in their throats, and they always repeat what he said!" the old doctor smiled helplessly, feeling that he had really lived for a long time.

Even the doctor didn't have a doctor, so Lao Li had to go home with the ear irrigation medicine prescribed by the doctor, planning to try it for Lao Zhang.

However, when she returned home, she found that Lao Zhang was delirious.

I saw that Lao Zhang Pan was sitting on the cushion, looking into the distance with blank eyes, and kept muttering: "Don't say it, please don't say it......"

"Wife, what's wrong with you?" Lao Li rushed over and helped Lao Zhang up.

"I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it!" Lao Zhang shook off Lao Li's hand and slammed it towards the wall.

"Bang!"

Lao Zhang was knocked unconscious in an instant, and then fell to the ground.

"Wife!" Lao Li hurriedly ran to check, and found that Lao Zhang only had a broken skin on his forehead, probably fainted from pain.

Subsequently, Lao Li called 120 and sent Lao Zhang to the hospital.

Seeing Lao Zhang still muttering things like "stop reading" and "don't say it" in a coma, it made Lao Li Zhuxin even more that the little insect in his ears was doing tricks.

So, Lao Li took out the potion and poured it into Lao Zhang's left ear.

"Gollum Gollum Gollum T

"What's the situation?," the little fairy dodged the potion in his ears and began to scurry around.

"Lao Zhang, I'm going to be drowned!" There was no way to avoid it, and the little fairy had no choice but to follow the potion into Lao Zhang's ears, along the external ear canal, into the middle ear, and finally into the eustachian tube.

"Ah!" In order not to be overwhelmed by the potion, the little fairy jumped around inside, and finally caused the entire eardrum to vibrate strongly, giving Lao Zhang's ears a "big earthquake".

And Lao Zhang, who was asleep, was also woken up in this earthquake and began to go crazy.

"Get him away, get him away!" Lao Zhang shouted, and struggled to get up from the bed, regardless of the fact that he was inserting a needle in the infusion, desperately jumped out of bed, covered his ears and ran out.

"Lao Zhang! Lao Zhang!" As soon as he turned around, he saw that Lao Zhang was going crazy, and before Lao Li could catch him, he had already rushed out of the ward.

"Stop that patient, he's already going crazy!" said a passing doctor who saw Lao Zhang rush out of the ward like crazy.

I saw that Lao Zhang covered his ears with both hands, dragged the infusion bottle around, and yelled viciously: "Get him out, get him out! I don't want to become an immortal!"

In the end, Lao Zhang hit the wall again, and then fainted, and the farce ended.

When Lao Zhang woke up again, he was completely sluggish, and even Lao Li couldn't recognize him, like an old man with Alzheimer's.

However, as soon as he opened his mouth, it was as if he had changed into a different person.

"Lao Zhang, I'm your wife!" Lao Li took a wet towel and wanted to wipe Lao Zhang's face.

"Heh, wife?" Lao Zhang sneered and looked at Lao Li, his eyes full of sarcasm.

"That's right!" Lao Li wiped the towel off Lao Zhang's face.

"Get out!" Lao Zhang suddenly lifted Lao Li's hand and pushed her to the ground, "Even a mortal like you dare to claim to be my wife!"

"Lao Zhang, what's wrong with you?" Lao Li sat on the ground and looked at Lao Zhang in surprise.

No, this person is not Lao Zhang!

Lao Li found that when Lao Zhang didn't speak, although he was sluggish, his micro-expression was still like him. But as soon as he spoke, his whole person changed, like a stranger.

There was no way, Lao Li had to call his children.

However, Lao Zhang also did not recognize his children, and even insulted them, saying that they were not worthy of being his own children.

"Dad, what's wrong with you?" The eldest son was very helpless, when he came back last week, Lao Zhang was still radiant, why hadn't he seen him for a week, he became strange, and even a little crazy.

"Don't call me Dad! Call me Zhang Xianren, let's go, I'm not the same kind of person as you anymore, oh no, I'm not a human now, I'm an immortal now." The corners of his mouth rose and he smiled smugly, then closed his eyes and began to meditate.