Chapter 216: A Flaw in the Oath

At this time, Zhuang Feng on the other end of the phone said: "I am very good at using wool, which can only show that the methods I tell you are theoretically feasible, but this kind of rotten trick may not be easy to use, at least it can't be commonly used, it's not that I splash you with cold water, or it may be because she has been used to your previous chasing and licking, so it's a little unaccustomed to being hung all of a sudden, of course, I hope she likes you and hasn't noticed it before...... Anyway, it's good, remember to change the tricks when the time is right, and use the three moves casually, so that she is caught off guard and has no time to react, then you will win, and it will be a matter of time before you overthrow her......"

After listening to Zhuang Feng, Xun Qi nodded and said to the mobile phone: "Mmmmmm, I know, I will definitely do what you say, Zhuang Feng, if this thing is done, I will make you a cow and a horse in the future!"

"Don't say it's useless, I want a brother, a brother who does great things together, you have a little backbone, for a woman said that you want to be a cow and a horse for me, don't say that I look down on you! Okay, don't say much, I wish you all the best, take advantage of the short time before the martial arts conference, and slowly enjoy your courtship!"

Zhuang Feng hung up the phone as he spoke, and after Xun Qi hung up the phone, he continued to laugh excitedly in the bathroom, it is estimated that this will definitely be the longest bubble of he has ever pulled!

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At this time, Honglin Villa in Nanjiang City, Zhuang Feng and Lin Yu'er had a big bed in the room.

Watching Zhuang Feng hang up the phone, Lin Yu'er imagined it according to what Zhuang Feng said just now, and she was now next to Zhuang Feng, and the words of Xun Qi on the other end of the mobile phone could also be heard, and the words of the two people were put together and pondered, as if there was nothing wrong, but she always felt that something was wrong.

At this moment, Zhuang Feng cherished a deep kiss on Lin Yu'er's forehead, and then was about to get up, suddenly Lin Yu'er grabbed his hand and stopped him from getting up, and then looked at him with straight eyes.

After holding Zhuang Feng, Lin Yu'er suddenly had a cold expression and asked, "Hey, who were you calling just now?"

"Didn't you hear the voice, a big man is just a big man, he won't fall in love, let me, the person who came over, give an idea!" Zhuang Feng replied, suddenly realizing that he really didn't have a good mouth, how can he say that, isn't this asking for trouble to remind Lin Yu'er, if a woman wants to be jealous and make herself angry, it is really even the pause in the man's mouth, you can say that you don't love her words.

Sure enough, Lin Yu'er was recruited, and she was immediately unhappy, what she cared about was not who was talking to Zhuang Feng on the phone, because Xun Qi was a man, she had long ears, of course, she could hear it at once, but what she cared about was where Zhuang Feng's courage came from, and he actually said that he was a person who came over, and taught others how to fall in love, which is obviously an experienced rhythm.

Thinking about this, Lin Yu'er said depressedly: "You say, how many girlfriends have you talked about before me? How many women have you pushed down? Where did you get the courage to say that you are from here?"

Hearing this, Zhuang Feng muttered: "Wife, what kind of wind are you smoking, man, when it comes to women, who doesn't want to brag, have you forgotten the incident of Fu Xin Khan last time?" Don't you forget that you asked Yan'er to check my little tadpole, and then didn't you prove that I was a 24K pure virgin and had no relationship with a woman, so why do you still say that I have talked about too many girl friends, how many women have been pushed down, even if I have talked about girlfriends, isn't this body cheap to others, besides, you shouldn't say how many women you have pushed down, except for you, I haven't pushed down anyone, otherwise the test result can be that I am a virgin?"

"Hmph! Just based on the way you swore just now how to ask others to fall in love, and those words with you, at first glance, you are an old driver on the road to love, I now seriously doubt that there was an error in the results of your tadpole inspection last time......" Lin Yu'er didn't believe Zhuang Feng with a face, what she said was true.

Zhuang Feng found out from the text bag above Lin Yu'er's head that what she said was really true, and he was immediately a little unhappy, women are not used to it, they still need to be managed when they should be managed, otherwise they will be jealous every day when they kick their noses and faces, and there will be no scum left in the house that will be corroded sooner or later.

But in time, he felt that Lin Yu'er needed to be managed now, Zhuang Feng still kept a gentle tone as much as possible, and replied a little jokingly: "Wife, it's wrong for you to say that I am yours, how can you suspect that my tadpole test results are wrong? You are doubting science, and you are also doubting the truth......

Zhuang Feng is bitter, he really gave Lin Yu'er enough face, but today I don't know why, Lin Yu'er just wants to be hypocritical, just want to get to the bottom of it, because there are too many women who have a relationship with Zhuang Feng now, even if they didn't have it before, it's all their own guesses, and it's all fake, but what about it now?

Lin Yu'er even had doubts and suspected that Zhuang Feng was going to do something to Lin Yan'er, because she could always see from Zhuang Feng's eyes that he coveted his sister Lin Yan'er.

Maybe this is Zhuang Feng's wishful thinking, but sometimes, Lin Yu'er can even see that Lin Yan'er seems to have some special emotions for Zhuang Feng, human eyes don't lie, not to mention that women's sixth sense has always been accurate and sensitive, and besides, she and Lin Yan'er have a little bit of telepathy because they are twins.

Therefore, even if he said that he opened his mind in the future and could tolerate his sister sharing Zhuang Feng with him, it did not mean that he was willing to bring more women to his side, such as Flower Butterfly, Michelle, Maria, and even Maisha, all of which Lin Yu'er saw in his eyes, and even that Maisha's teacher Xiao Yiren......

Lin Yu'er didn't dare to think about it anymore, listened to what Zhuang Feng said, and after listening to what he said, he directly asked: "Zhuang Feng, don't you pretend to be false and talk about something else, why do I doubt science? Isn't science wrong? Why do I doubt the truth, is the science of mistakes still the truth? Also, I don't doubt anything, I only doubt you." ”

"Unreasonable, what do I have to doubt? Can I not have nothing to do? Isn't it good to live a good life, do you have to buckle my hat, do you still treat me as your husband? What about the trust between husband and wife?" Zhuang Feng did not admit Lin Yu'er's planting, although he had such thoughts and signs, but at the moment he did not do this after all.

Therefore, no matter whether it will be slapped in the face in the future, it is still necessary to manage Lin Yu'er well, otherwise if there is really a group of wives and concubines one day, it will not be the rhythm of being denied by Lin Yu'er every minute.

Thinking of this, Zhuang Feng's face was really a little angry, because he felt that Lin Yu'er was too neurotic.

After listening to Zhuang Feng's words, Lin Yu'er smiled awkwardly: "Hehe...... Even if you haven't had those bad things before, it doesn't mean that you won't have them in the future, I always feel that you are overflowing with fraternity, and sooner or later you will want more than one woman...... So, you want to trust, don't you? Okay, you want me to trust you, you give me a reason?"

"Reason, what reason do you want?" Zhuang Feng asked.

Lin Yu'er replied: "Nonsense, of course it's a reason for me to trust you, I can remind you, for example, what kind of guarantee you have with me, forget about this matter today, otherwise, Zhuang Feng, I'm not done with you!"

"Oh, I'll go, you're still coming up, aren't you? Looks like I can't cure you?"

It's true that Zhuang Feng wants to manage Lin Yu'er, but his wife can't do it, that's what he doesn't want to do, and he will never do it, domestic violence is what Zhuang Feng looks down on the most, how can a man beat a woman, let alone his beloved woman.

For example, the kind of beating is kissing and scolding is love, the first person to say this has never been seen by Zhuang Feng, if he sees it, he will beat the girl to death in minutes, this is simply a fart and groundless.

And Zhuang Feng's love for Lin Yu'er, Zhuang Feng is completely sure, but he is indeed a little more fraternal, and some of Lin Yu'er's words are really not wrong, but ......

Zhuang Feng couldn't go down, for a while it seemed that there was really no way to manage Lin Yu'er obediently, fortunately, the reason she wanted was not too difficult, plus everything displayed in the text bag above her head, Zhuang Feng naturally guessed her heart, and said something that the other party liked to hear, isn't it a very simple question.

Since there is a simple way to solve this vexatious dispute, why should Zhuang Feng still make trouble for himself, before thinking about this, looking at the information displayed in the text bag above Lin Yu'er's head, Zhuang Feng said: "Yu'er, my dear wife, I promise you that I will love you all my life, can I do it this time?"

Zhuang Feng's oath for this seemed more real, and he would not be found out by Lin Yu'er, and raised his right hand with three fingers to point to the sky!

Listening to Zhuang Feng's oath, Lin Yu'er was about to forgive her and stop making trouble unreasonably, but she always felt that there was something wrong with this oath.

"What's wrong?" Lin Yu'er thought to herself.

Zhuang Feng swore by himself, of course he knew where the flaws were, if he replaced all the words with just one word, then Lin Yu'er would obviously not be able to find the flaws, because then there would be no flaws.

Therefore, looking at Lin Yu'er's puzzled appearance now, wanting to find a flaw in that sentence, Zhuang Feng dreamed a lot for the long night, and now he was involved endlessly, so he hurriedly said: "Okay, wife, I love you, I love you to death...... Let's go eat, or I'll be hungry and have no strength, how will I pay the public food after I am hungry and have no strength, and how can I satisfy you, hehe!"

Zhuang Feng laughed evilly, this is the shamelessness and lust in the three tricks he taught Xun Qi, sure enough, it is an old driver, these tricks can be taken at hand, and they can play a classic model, all of which are classics in practice teaching.

Lin Yu'er was really blindfolded, and couldn't remember what was wrong with Zhuang Feng's oath, so she watched Zhuang Feng get up with her clothes on, and she began to get dressed.

"What's wrong?" Lin Yu'er thought silently.

"Dangdangdang......"

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Lin Yu'er said, "Who?"

As soon as he spoke like this, he suddenly diverted the thoughts just now, Zhuang Feng saw that Lin Yu'er's expression had lost the doubts just now, and he breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly went to the bathroom to wash, as for the future, he was not worried that Lin Yu'er would be unreasonable anymore, because when she cultivated and came back at night, she would be tired and tired, and she would not think about today's oath for a while.

"Sister, it's me, I've finished breakfast, why haven't you come out yet? Are you still going to the purgatory base camp to cultivate today? Shouldn't you be uncomfortable? And brother-in-law?" At this time, Lin Yan'er's voice came from outside the room and asked.

"Your brother-in-law is dead, of course you have to go to the Purgatory Base Camp, you can't stop it! You wait for me, get out immediately. ”

Lin Yu'er said, got out of bed, and walked towards the bathroom.

As soon as he saw Lin Yu'er walk in, Zhuang Feng, who had already washed his face, asked, "Why did you tell Yan'er that I was dead? Do you want me to die so much? Will you cry when I die......?"

Zhuang Feng leaned on Lin Yu'er's shoulder and rubbed electricity as he spoke, and there was no one else who had this shameless coquettish ability.

Although Lin Yu'er was diverted from thinking about the flaws in the oath just now, she was still annoyed by the unhappiness just now, so after seeing Zhuang Feng's behavior, she pushed him away, and then said sharply: "Get out!" ”

"Woooooooooo......oo You don't even cry, okay, I'll try not to die for the rest of my life, do you think it's okay? hey, hey, hey!" Zhuang Feng smiled a little brighter.

Seeing this, Lin Yu'er couldn't stand it and muttered, "Why didn't I find out before, you were so ...... when you were shameless"

"Cute, huh? Hehe, I knew you liked it!"

Zhuang Feng once again took the shamelessness to the extreme, and explained himself after interrupting Lin Yu'er's words.

After washing up, as soon as the words fell, Zhuang Feng walked out of the bathroom, and then walked out of the room.

When he came to the outside of the room, he pushed open the door and saw Lin Yan'er, Zhuang Feng greeted him with a smile: "Good morning, sister-in-law, by the way, didn't your sister say that I was dead?" You must not think that your sister is lying, I am really dead, but for him, I cheated again, because I am reluctant to her, I am afraid that she will be lonely alone, hehe! You talk about your sister, if I don't marry her, who dares to marry her, beauty really has nothing to say, but ......"

"But what? Believe it or not, I beat you to death, and you tricked the corpse to show me?"

Lin Yu'er chased after her, Zhuang Feng immediately ran away, Lin Yu'er forgot the flaw in the oath, but now this earthy love words of the corpse, although she seemed to be angry in her words, but in fact, her heart was already moved.

If Zhuang Feng didn't have to add the last sentence that no one dared to marry, which ruined the atmosphere of the earthy love words, then it is estimated that Lin Yan'er would have to eat a handful of dog food from her sister and brother-in-law, Lin Yu'er would definitely not hesitate to hug Zhuang Feng and nibble on two bites!