Chapter 103: Take Your Ass Away
"Roar, roar, roar!"
After the white mist enveloped Grandpa Zhu, he kept spinning and twisting in mid-air, as if he was fighting against something. www.
Suddenly, the white mist stopped writhing and swirled, and slowly fell to the ground.
The white mist then cleared and retreated into the chair, and the fire around the chair was quickly extinguished.
I saw that after the white fog dissipated, Grandpa Zhu's body lay straight on the ground and remained motionless. And the chair, which had been burned beyond recognition by the fire, gradually returned to its original appearance, and there was no trace of burning at all.
The only difference is that Grandpa Zhu, who was lying on the ground, never woke up.
"Where is this?" Grandpa Zhu woke up again and found himself in a different dimension.
Because, there is no limitation of space and no distinction of time here, just like a black hole, Grandpa Zhu can float in it at will, and he will not be tired or hungry.
It is not so much that Grandpa Zhu is a person, but that he is a spiritual existence.
Grandpa Zhu once tried to escape from here, but there was no end to floating, floating, floating, and this place seemed to be infinite.
Just when Grandpa Zhu felt desperate and gave up struggling, suddenly, his eyes lit up, and a ray of light lit up the entire black hole.
A picture appeared in front of Grandpa Zhu's eyes, like a big screen in a movie theater, showing the outside world and the world outside the otherworld.
Grandpa Zhu floated to the screen and found that it showed the appearance of his bedroom. As the sun rises, the dark bedroom is slowly illuminated. At this time, Grandpa Zhu saw himself lying motionless on the floor.
"I... Am I dead?" this thought made Grandpa Zhu feel a wave of horror.
He looked at his hands and feet, they were still there, and he could sense their presence.
So, who is the person lying on the bedroom floor?
But no one gave him an answer, Grandpa Zhu could only watch the bedroom go from day to night, and then from night to day, and the one on the floor gradually began to **.
Only then did he realize that he was dead. Now I am just a wisp of soul.
However, shouldn't the soul of a person after death be taken to reincarnate by black and white impermanence, why is he locked up in this alien dimension?
Unable to look directly at himself and turn into a puddle of carrion, Grandpa Zhu turned around and stopped watching the big screen, but his heart was infinitely desolate.
Until......
"Lao Zhu, come on, here. ”
Suddenly, there were more voices from other people in the room, as if it was the neighbor Lao Chen.
Grandpa Zhu immediately turned around and found that Lao Chen and some people had smashed open the bedroom door and walked towards his body.
"Oh, Lao Zhu is gone!" After seeing Grandpa Zhu, who had already started **, Lao Chen sat on the ground and cried.
"Uncle Chen, don't cry, hurry up and inform Uncle Zhu's family. Neighbor Kobayashi said.
"Woo woo woo, the white-haired man sends the black-haired man, how can you make me stand it!" Lao Chen cried.
"P! You're only three years older than me, aren't you just grayer than me? Grandpa Zhu said dissatisfied.
Then, Lao Chen was helped up by Xiao Lin and sat on the chair nearby.
Grandpa Zhu suddenly felt a burst of darkness on the top of his head, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Lao Chen's butt leaning towards him, and he was about to sit on his head.
"Go away, go away!" Grandpa Zhu roared.
However, Lao Chen still sat down, thinking, no wonder Lao Zhu didn't let people sit on his chair, it was really comfortable to sit on!
"You're sitting on my head!" Grandpa Zhu continued to roar, and wanted to get rid of Lao Chen's Mount Tai pressure, but no matter how he moved, Lao Chen didn't react.
"Xiao Lin, how did I hear Lao Zhu's voice?" Lao Chen looked at Xiao Lin and then at Lao Zhu's body.
"Wouldn't it?" Xiao Lin followed Lao Chen's eyes and saw Lao Zhu lying on the ground, and then there was a chill, and it seemed that even his hairs stood up.
"Uncle Chen, we're still out. Let's go out and wait!" Kobayashi said.
So, Xiao Lin supported Lao Chen and walked out of the bedroom quickly.
"Whew... Lao Chen, this guy is really heavy!" Grandpa Zhu sighed, and then moved his neck.
"Huh... He seems to have heard my voice just now, can my voice really be heard?" Grandpa Zhu thought excitedly.
So, Grandpa Zhu began to practice his voice in the alien space.
"Ahh
"Mimimi, Mima!"
While practicing his voice, he watched his body being carried away by the police.
After practicing for several days, he finally waited for his children and grandchildren to come back and give him a funeral.
"Boss, boss, I'm here, your father, I'm in the chair!" Grandpa Zhu immediately shouted when he saw his eldest son coming back.
But the eldest son didn't seem to hear it, just sat on the side of Grandpa Zhu's bed, then covered his face with his hands and began to cry.
"Hey... Boss, don't be sad, am I still by your side?" Seeing that his eldest son was so sad because of his death, Grandpa Zhu also began to choke.
The eldest son cried for a while and then went out. Then, the eldest daughter came in again, and also quietly cried for a while before leaving.
Coming and going, many of Grandpa Zhu's children and grandchildren came into his bedroom, cried quietly, and then went out again.
At this time, Grandpa Zhu found out that these children and grandchildren were still very reluctant to him.
Until, his little grandson Zhu Xiaolong came in.
Zhu Xiaolong also came in with red eyes, but after he came in, he didn't sit on the edge of the bed and cry, or stand by the window and cry, or cry against the door like other elders...... Instead, he walked to Grandpa Zhu's chair.
"Huh... Why is this grandfather's chair here, isn't it usually placed in the living room?" Zhu Xiaolong wondered.
"yes, yes, you're a kid with a bit of eyesight. Your grandfather and I are in this chair right now. Grandpa Zhu said.
Zhu Xiaolong touched the armrest, as if he was feeling some traces left by his grandfather.
"Grandpa, you know what? I don't really like this chair, but because it's your treasure, I always want to touch it and touch it so I can get your attention. There are too many children in the family, and I am the youngest one, I am afraid that you will not notice me, so I deliberately made trouble. But... No matter how much I mess up now, you won't run out and kick my ass, will you?" Zhu Xiaolong sighed.
"I know... Hey......" Grandpa Zhu also sighed, how could he not know the little thoughts of his little grandson, in fact, what he hurt the most was this little grandson.
Just when Grandpa Zhu was still immersed in his memories, he suddenly felt a black overhead again, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Zhu Xiaolong's ass slowly leaning towards him, ready to give himself a Mount Tai pressure.
"Hey, hey, hey, bring your ass, are you going to sit on your grandfather's head?" shouted Grandpa Zhu.
However, Zhu Xiaolong didn't hear it, and still sat down.
After sitting down, Zhu Xiaolong began to cry until his mother called
He went out to help.
"Mom, can I bring this chair back from my grandfather?" asked Zhu Xiaolong.
"Okay, okay, take me away!" Grandpa Zhu shouted excitedly.
"No, the whole family has discussed it, and in order to keep a memory, everything here must be kept in its original state, and the old mansion will be sealed. "Mother Zhu is embarrassed.
"Ahh
However, his voice was completely muffled by the mournful music outside.
"Why is the music so loud? Don't you know that making noise is also damaging the environment?" Grandpa Zhu complained.
Seeing that his funeral was coming to an end, his children and grandchildren began to cover each piece of furniture with a dust cloth.
When the dust cloth covered the chair, Grandpa Zhu felt that he could no longer sit still, otherwise, he would have to stay here alone in the future.
So, Grandpa Zhu moved his hands and feet and played a set of gossip boxing.
Fighting, Grandpa Zhu suddenly found himself moving, oh no, it was the chair that was moving.
He goes forward, and the chair moves forward, he goes back, and the chair goes back, he goes left, and the chair goes left, and he jumps, and the chair jumps.
Not only that, the chair seems to be flexible, not only can it follow Grandpa Zhu's movements, but it can also be concave into various shapes, flat or round, long or short, and even shrink into a small ball.
"Haha, I can move!" Grandpa Zhu jumped and jumped happily, and the chair also jumped and jumped.
While the bedroom door was still locked, Grandpa Zhu stood on tiptoe, quietly opened the door, and slipped out.
I saw that a chair opened the bedroom door with the back of the chair, and then lifted its two front legs, and walked on the ground with its two hind legs. When he walks, he looks back and forth, left and right, and his appearance is very obscene.
Grandpa Zhu found that by taking a few more steps, he could flexibly control the behavior of the chair. So, he quickened his pace, and as soon as he slipped away, he hid behind a row of cars, waiting for an opportunity.
When the children and grandchildren were done, they got into their own cars and prepared to go back to their respective homes.
Grandpa Zhu took a look and found that Zhu Xiaolong was driving his own SUV today, which was quite big. So, taking advantage of the moment Zhu Xiaolong pressed the car door, he quickly got into the back row, folded his body, and hid under the seat in the back row.
"It's a good thing that I have a good ligament, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to hide in it. Grandpa Zhu lay down and said.
"Huh... Old Zhu, did you see anything getting into our son's car?" asked Zhu's mother.
"No, you're dazzled, aren't you? Hey, you're tired, let's go back. Zhu's father took Zhu's mother and got into his car.
The moment Zhu Xiaolong parked the car in the garage and opened the car door, Grandpa Zhu swooped out again, and ran to the aisle in front of his house before Zhu Xiaolong and hid.
And the moment Zhu Xiaolong opened the door, Grandpa Zhu shrunk the chair into a thin strip, rushed in at lightning speed, and then sat down in the living room.
"Hehehe, I can already be a Flash. Grandpa Zhu said happily.
"Huh... Why is Grandpa's chair here? I obviously didn't get it back!" After entering the house, Zhu Xiaolong quickly discovered this chair, and then began to feel around the chair to determine whether this chair was grandpa's.
"Stinky boy, touch around, want to eat your grandfather's tofu?" Grandpa Zhu yelled.
This time, Zhu Xiaolong could finally hear his own voice......