131 The last ghost party in the rivers and lakes
Niu Gensheng and Cheng Kuian went to heaven to open a cow ghost snake god bar in a dream, often held some masquerade balls, and tricked some of his own artists, because he was humorous and funny, and won the hearts of ghosts. Dasha became a billionaire, and on this day he held a party to invite famous ghost guests from Hong Kong and the world to participate in the event.
Huang Feihong, who was the first to appear, just wanted to fly his feet, but Dasha shot a bullet with a pistol in one hand, and the evil god of Huoyun caught the bullet and said: "The world's martial arts are only fast and indestructible." Huang Feishi, your Foshan shadowless feet are outdated?" As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Ma and Huang Zhan roared: "Canghai laughed." At the end of the second sentence, the evil god of Huoyun has fallen to the ground and spat white bubbles, and the bullet passed through the palm of his hand. —A man fell to the ground and died, and that person was none other than Hua Tuo, a miracle doctor. Hello everyone, Wu Ma is the host of the show, and Huang Zhan sang again: "The tide on both sides of the strait". Next, please ask Leslie Cheung and Mei Yan to sing a song "Fanghua Peerless".
The masquerade party officially kicked off, and Michael Jackson was dancing the spacewalk dance "Billy King". Everyone laughed!
Let President Lincoln make a speech at the curtain! Everyone applauds! Mandela grabbed the microphone, and the next is to invite the greatest singer in history Huang Jiaju to sing a song "Glorious Years", and the bell rings the horn of returning home, and in his life, it seems to be a little sparse! A virtual bird, Chen Baiqiang snatched McSeal, the emptiness of the long night makes me nostalgic, and my parents are loving and friendly like Biyue, and I often feel sad in my heart? Leslie Cheung passed the microphone and didn't know how to sing. More and more enjoyment, why not pursue, play your ideal universe, 0eoo, ooeo, flower world! The ghosts applaud, push the masquerade to the *! Anita Mui sings a song, the lady rises, greedy for freshness, hide to the back! I am a lady, meet me? Teresa Teng snatched the microphone, a song is as tender as water, the moon represents my heart! Dasha came to the stage and announced loudly that singing ghost K at night is useful, I chanted a poem: "Bajie thinks of Chang'e, male ghosts love massage, women are afraid of lustful demons! The Earl and Cai Guoqing jumped into the waltz, he had just been sucked by the King of the Xinjiang Corpse, President Roh Moo-hyun of South Korea, wearing a blue tuxedo, polite, taking off his politeness, bowing at 90 degrees, I will go mountaineering, and then look at the mirage, I will teach everyone to jump from the top of the mountain! Leslie Cheung will demonstrate to everyone, Sanmao will go to get stockings and let those silk otaku fans dick corpses line up! Let the Earl Man suck and bite your carotid artery, everyone look at the corpse teeth of Xinjiang, and prepare to breathe deeply!
This mess, this black smoke, here Uri alone does not know what to do. Xiaoqian and White Snake came to teach everyone to learn yoga, just when everyone closed their eyes and plunged. Dasha shouted loudly, Lin Zhengying and the fat cat Zheng Zeshi are here to catch ghosts! Presiding over the ghost afternoon horse, everyone should be calm, Master Lin has already lost his mana, and he is also the same kind of skill. It's just stupid B! Everyone learns from Stephen Chow to trick him: insert to death, pinch to death, poison to death, all the ghosts stick out their tongues to learn, not dead! How much fun are the ghosts?
Niu Gensheng looked at you and shouted: "Go quickly! Go fast and go to the world." It turned out that the ghost hunter Yan Chixia came, and the monk Fahai kicked him off the cliff. As soon as the cloth bag monk blew a breath, all the ghosts entered the cloth bag, and threw down the money of the central bank that stepped on the world, and the banknotes would move? Goodbye, the last stupid B boss in the rivers and lakes! Go well, coax the ghosts to be happy, and may the deceased rest in heaven! They are born as heroes, and they are also ghosts when they die! I would like to commemorate with this article, people die and leave their names, and ghosts compete for a pillar of incense. At the end of the song, the end of the song is an exclamation point! Luo Wen wrote an immortal Hong Kong famous sentence under the lion rock! The ghosts are lazy to listen, and the birds and beasts are scattered.
Niu Gensheng said to Dasha: "This is the last paty party in the rivers and lakes of the ghost capital!" All the ghosts scattered like strange birds, and Niu Gensheng looked lonely! This dream seems to have been dreamed a few times! Cheng Dasha bent over with laughter, saying that Niu Gensheng, you guy, are so humorous and funny!