109 Love face
Niu Gensheng once heard Xia Luo say a famous saying, all men in the world want to save face! Especially in front of their first lovers, why do beautiful women marry pigs in the end?
I attended the wedding of my first love, Mengdie, in my dream, I rented a Lexus car to install the façade, and got off at the revolving door in the lobby of Shangri-La Hotel, and I was dressed up in a tuxedo suit and collar!
In the past, female classmates and male classmates were surprised and envious when they saw this? How much of my vanity earns enough face!
The bride and groom and the flower girl entered the venue, and I saw that the male host collided with me!
The bridegroom said, "Ah Sheng, you have gone to the wrong door!" I was furious and took the bride's hand and said, "There was once a true and pure love, I don't know how to cherish it, and I feel sorry for it?"
I wish you eternal youth and beauty, and a happy life?" My wife, Long Chunfeng, twisted my ear and said, "When someone else gets married, what kind of bullshit romantic greetings do you have?"
Mengdie said to my wife, "Ai! Long Chunfeng said to the bride Mengdie: "I'm sorry, I just went to the funeral home to send my aunt to heaven and passed by here, and I saw my husband in this dress to confess to you?"
This is your father, right?" Mengdie said: "He is the groom and my husband?" Long Chunfeng hurriedly embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot to send a wreath!"
Wow! My pig forgot to feed the rice bran, just bred in the morning, the roots, the cow roots, you go back to breed the sows for me?
Remember to feed more glutinous rice wine to the pig?" Classmates and friends in the hall laughed, hahaha Niu Gensheng married a country woman!
I didn't even have the last bit of manly dignity, and I yelled at my wife, "Don't be embarrassed in public!"
Get off home!" When everyone saw the excitement, they looked at each other with a very difficult face! His wife, Long Chunfeng, cried and said, "Marrying you, a poor ghost, is it a blessing from your third life?"
After so many years of marriage, Niu Yan'er is nine years old, when will you go out to support your family, and every day you will play in the mountains and rivers with that Lingnan ghost, and be idle, what kind of literary fiction will you engage in?
If you don't do anything to produce, you can't be low or high? Obviously a poor ghost, fake a high one, and die to save face? Stand up to you, a husband who doesn't have any interest?
I picked up the host's microphone and sang "Sailor": "He said what is this pain in the wind and rain?
Wipe away your tears and don't ask why?...... I have loved you for 10,000 years! Long Chunfeng! Mengdie is sorry! I once loved you!
I wish you and the groom a happy and happy life!" After saying that, he hugged his wife and kissed him and left! Everyone applauded and cheered!
The bride and groom were cool there, and after a while, the host came back to his senses to toast the two of them.
Grand opening of the wedding party!