Chapter 51: Teasing the Family
"Ding, host, your sister is only fifteen years old, are you thinking too much?"
"I miss your uncle a lot, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, you step back first, I want to ......"
"I'm going to be beaten!"
"Zhuang Feng, you answer me, what is the situation, who is she?"
Lin Yu'er went crazy, and directly dragged the blonde beauty off Zhuang Feng with one hand, and then began to punch and kick him.
Zhuang Feng ran away, and said as he ran: "Lin Yu'er, you are crazy, listen to my explanation......"
"Then you can explain, I see what you can explain, don't tell me that this girl has nothing to do with you, are you blind to me?......?
Lin Yu'er was not aiming at anyone, under the word tigress, she dared to call the second, then it is estimated that the only one who dared to call the first was her mother Nangong Liuli, at this point, Lin Jueding had more experience than Zhuang Feng.
"Oops, she's my sister......"
"Sister, you insulted my eyes again, am I really blind? You two are not the same breed, sister, your uncle?"
"Oops, she's really my sister, my mom adopted ......"
"Adopted?" Lin Yu'er was puzzled, but she still couldn't believe it, because Zhuang Feng hadn't mentioned to her that she had a sister.
At this time, Zhuang Feng had already run to a big tree in the yard, panting heavily.
"Hahaha...... Husband, who is this young lady?" The blonde little beauty spoke, using a fluent Chinese Chinese, and immediately blinded Zhuang Feng.
"Husband?" Lin Yu'er immediately became angry, glared at Zhuang Feng and said, "You! you actually lied to me, watch me kill you!"
In an instant, Lin Yu'er released the panda Yuanyuan from the spirit pet bag, and then pointed at Zhuang Feng.
Yuanyuan immediately got the order and climbed the tree.
"Damn, Maisha, don't cheat brother, what are you messing about, hurry up and explain to your sister-in-law......"
The blonde little beauty is named Maisha, she is really the younger sister of Zhuang Feng, and she also has a Chinese name called Zhuang Sha, because it is not good, so she is called Maisha.
The names of these brothers and sisters are not generally misunderstood, one pretends to be crazy and the other sells stupid, a perfect match!
Seeing that Zhuang Feng was about to be dragged down from the tree by Yuanyuan, Mai Sha was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "That fat panda, let go of my brother, you have the ability to rush at me!"
"Brother, husband, husband, brother?......"
Lin Yu'er cycled these two titles in her mind, suddenly rationalized, stopped Yuanyuan, and then looked at Maisha.
"Let me ask you, what is the relationship between the two of you?" Lin Yu'er asked.
"Hehe, young lady, don't be angry, I'm playing with you, he's my brother, are you my brother's girlfriend?" Maisha got naughty, sure enough, fifteen years old, it's a underage mind.
"I'm his wife!" Lin Yu'er seemed to swear sovereignty, and said, "Don't care if I'm called Little Sister, I'm twenty-one years old, how old are you?"
"Twenty-three, young lady, I'm only fifteen years old, how do you judge that I'm at least twenty-three?" Maisha was a little unhappy, thinking that this sister-in-law was targeting her.
"That's what you say?" Lin Yu'er glanced at her chest.
Seeing this, Mai Sha's chest straightened and said, "No way, racial advantage! hahaha......"
At this time, Zhuang Feng came down from the tree, came to Maisha's side, patted his head and said, "Don't laugh, dead girl, you can really mess around, you almost killed your brother, do you know?"
As he spoke, Zhuang Feng changed his words and said: "Wife, solemnly introduce, this is my sister, Maisha! Maisha, this is my wife, Lin Yu'er, you will be called sister-in-law in the future, do you know?"
"I know, but brother, you are a 10,000-year-old virgin, why did you suddenly have an epiphany? Didn't you go back this time to celebrate your father's birthday, how did you get a wife back?"
Mai Sha looked at Lin Yu'er as she spoke, and the text bag on her head was over, "Fortunately, your appearance is very good, otherwise you must call my brother to retire you, and your temper is too explosive, and you don't know what it means to be three from four virtues!"
"Pay attention to your wording, what do you mean to get it back? Lin Yu'er grabbed Zhuang Feng's arm with an arrogant face.
Mai Sha rolled her eyes, didn't listen to what Zhuang Feng said, and suddenly put her interest on Panda Yuanyuan.
"This is the first time I've seen a panda, this roll looks so cute, so cute, come, let me hug it, hahaha......"
Mai Sha rushed towards Yuanyuan, and when Yuanyuan saw this, she ran wildly, just like Zhuang Feng just now.
Seeing this, Lin Yu'er completely believed that Mai Sha was fifteen years old, and her thinking was beating so much, and then she said to Zhuang Feng: "Why didn't you have a sister who told me?"
"Huh? this, I ......."
Zhuang Feng tried to explain, but Lin Yu'er suddenly said, "I'm hungry, what should I do for lunch?"
"Simple!" Gudmorin......" Zhuang Feng shouted wildly.
"I said I'm hungry, and you shouted good morning dry yarn?"
At this time, two big blacks rushed out of the villa, yes, two big blacks, a man and a woman, the man's name is Goode, and the woman's name is Mo Ning, the two of them are taking off the headset they are wearing, obviously embarrassed, but they can't see it at all.
"Young Master, you are back, what are your orders?" asked Goode.
Mo Ning smiled with big white teeth.
Zhuang Feng's memories of these two have long been fused, and he said without anger in an instant: "Are you planning to participate in the fifth Badier Hip Hop again?" How many times have you said it, your racial talent is useless in the two of you, and you still don't believe it, you see, how long has I been gone, Maisha has been fed thin by you, hurry up, now my wife and I are hungry, go cook......"
"Wife, young master, is this your wife?" Mo Ning looked at Lin Yu'er in surprise and said, "It's so white, it's so beautiful." ”
"You can say it's beautiful, don't talk about white, have you ever seen anything darker than the two of us?" Gude joked and said to Lin Yu'er: "Young grandma is so ......"
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Watching Gude and Mo Ning cook and leave, Zhuang Feng said to Lin Yu'er: "They were bought by my mother from the slave market, and they were not big when they came to my house, although they were nominally subordinates, but in fact, they were family ......."
As soon as she heard this, Lin Yu'er hugged Zhuang Feng and said, "Husband, I didn't expect your family to be so loving......"
"Just praise me, some substantial encouragement, what's the matter!"
Zhuang Feng pursed his thick lips, and couldn't wait for Lin Yu'er to catch up.
The two were about to kiss together, and Maisha, who rode Yuan Yuan under him, covered her eyes and said, "Ahhh......hh
"Stinky girl, why didn't you say that children should not be that when you kissed?" Lin Yu'er rolled her eyes and kissed Zhuang Feng wildly.
Maisha said with a disdainful face: "Cut! Can my relatives be the same as yours?"
"You girl, there are a lot of truths, I'll kiss you, what can you do......" Lin Yu'er smiled, holding Zhuang Feng's head and continuing to kiss.
Seeing this, Mai Sha was jealous and shouted: "Hmph, sister-in-law, if you kiss my brother so presumptuously in front of me again, I will stew your panda!"
"Huh?" Lin Yu'er hurriedly ran over.
Yuan Yuan was already trembling and weeping.