"Lao Sha, don't sleep. ”

As soon as Cui Shi entered the door, Monk Sha flashed out with the demon scepter, his face was full of eagerness, and he said in a deep voice:

"What's the matter, senior brother, there are monsters?"

Belch!

This meritorious general is full of thoughts about fighting monsters all day long, and he is by no means a little transparent who can only say three words.

But there really aren't any monsters here.

"There's no youkai, but there's something you need to work with. ”

"What's the matter, just leave it to me, senior brother!"

Monk Sha slapped his chest and shook the demon scepter in his hand, and his momentum was like a rainbow.

Cui Shi thought to himself that if such a Sha monk couldn't be evaluated as a model worker, if he couldn't be crowned at least a bodhisattva, the Jade Emperor wouldn't be able to look at it!

"That's right, Lao Sha. You've seen all three daughters of this family, right?"

"I've seen it, it's beautiful. ”

Monk Sha didn't know what he meant, and nodded with a little doubt.

"Let you choose one to be your daughter-in-law, which one do you choose?"

"I'm picking...... Huh??"

Monk Sha's eyes widened, he shook his head vigorously, and said: "I have long been determined to take refuge in my Buddha, even if I went out of the quicksand river a few years ago to live in seclusion in Liusha Town, I have never moved this mind, senior brother, you can go and inquire." As soon as you enter the Buddha Gate, the four major ones are empty, how can you marry any daughter-in-law?"

Hey, this single-minded, good old sand to the west every day!

Cui Shi smiled secretly in his heart, and pretended to be serious: "Don't you see that this family is not ordinary people from top to bottom. They...... It's all the changed appearance of monsters, waiting for the four of us masters and apprentices here. ”

Yes!

When Monk Sha heard this, his spirits immediately lifted up, and the demon scepter in his hand was across his chest, and he shouted:

"Thank you, brother, for waking up!I'm going to kill them!!"

"Calm ......"

Cui Shi used both hands and feet, and tried his best to hold the curtain general who was about to go berserk, shook his head and said: "Lao Sha, don't be impulsive, these banshees have vast spirits and boundless mana, don't say it's you, even if you call Bajie together, you two can't compete with any of them." ”

There should be nothing wrong with this, Zhu Bajie Gaza monk, even in the face of the weakest Bodhisattva among the four saints, there is no chance of winning.

"How can Senior Brother say such frustrating words?"

Monk Sha was skeptical, frowning: "I think I was in Heaven back then, and I was also a god general with a head and a face, although my cultivation is not as good as in the past, can't I clean up a few female goblins." ”

"Heh, you're amazing?"

Cui Shi's face sank, and he reprimanded: "General Rolling Blind, how is it better than Sun Dasheng who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

Monk Sha was still very convinced of the former senior brother, and when he heard this, he immediately regained a little momentum, and said in a low voice: "Of course I can't compare to Senior Brother......

"Humph!"

Cui Shi said coldly: "Even if it is that monkey, this western sky has traveled 108,000 miles, I don't know how many demons have made him helpless, and even his life is almost impossible to spare." If you only know how to fight bravely, then you don't have the slightest hope of going to Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple. ”

"This ......"

Monk Sha looked ashamed, bowed his head and said, "But the monster turned into a mortal and blocked the way, what did the senior brother say?"

"You listen to me, first make a false and wronged snake, and pretend to please them. When the time comes, let's work together and work at the same time, so that we can hope to get rid of these powerful demons. ”

"Okay! It's all up to Senior Brother to arrange!"

Cui Shi nodded with satisfaction, "When you are in Heavenly Court...... Have you ever married?"

"This ...... He has never married. ”

Monk Sha looked a little cowardly, but after thinking about it, Marshal Tianpeng did not marry, and he also made trouble and teased Chang'e after drinking, which violated the rules of heaven. In contrast, I didn't make a fool of myself, and I didn't have anything to be ashamed of.

"What about you...... Forget it, you're here waiting for my news. ”

Cui Shi pondered that Lao Sha's experience in picking up girls might not be as good as Zhu Bajie, and if he wanted to direct them to perform this anti-routine show, he had to give a demonstration himself.

The most difficult thing to get right now is, of course, Tang Seng.

This old Tang Zen is firm, and if he wants to cooperate with acting, he must still rely on flickering.

"Old Tang, I'm afraid we won't be able to go to this western sky. ”

As soon as he entered the door, Cui Shi cried and made a sad appearance.

"How?"

Tang Seng was really shocked, stood up and asked: "Isn't it because Bajie is seriously ill that he has been delayed here for a few days, how can he say that he can't go?"

"Alas, you also saw that day, Mrs. Mo here brought three daughters who were like flowers and jade, and the man died early, and he just fell in love with the four of us master and apprentice, and wanted to recruit a son-in-law. ”

"It's good to refuse. ”

Tang Seng said: "Speaking of this, I want to say a few words to you." Wukong, I heard that you had an intimate conversation with the female benefactor surnamed Mo, and then you wanted to provoke someone's daughter......? What the hell is going on?"

"Alas, Old Tang, why can't you see it! I'm pretending to be with them all for the sake of our great cause of learning from experience!"

Cui Shi shouted: "You also saw it that day, Mrs. Mo almost turned her face on the spot when she saw your refusal attitude." ”

"That'...... So what?"

Tang Seng was puzzled: "Even if Bajie is sick, can't Sha Seng deal with those women?"

"Ahem! After all, it's just a woman's family, what kind of system do we Buddhists have to pull and pull with them? Besides, Lao Sha's shot is not light or heavy, if it really hurts anyone, it is also our sin, right?"

Not......

Tang Seng also had some truth when he heard this, but he didn't refuse...... Is it acceptable?

Cui Shi took the opportunity to persuade: "Bajie is sick, we might as well deal with it for a few days first." Wouldn't it be possible to avoid a lot of trouble when they let their guard down and make an appointment to pick up their luggage and leave!"

"So what should I do?"

Tang Seng was confused and asked.

"Actually, you don't have to do anything deliberately, just follow the other person's wishes. If you want to recruit a son-in-law, we will recruit a son-in-law, and if you want to get married, we will get married, anyway, it's all fake, just act in a play. ”

"Can this work?"

"Don't worry, within three days, you will definitely be able to get out smoothly and continue to go west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. ”

"Okay, just do as you say......"

Call!

Director Cui Shida breathed a sigh of relief, Lao Sha and Lao Tang, the two actors, had already briefly talked about the play.

Next, I still have to go out in person to show Lao Sha and Lao Zhu the skills of real flirting girls, and help them successfully win their respective goals.

Originally, this process was not so simple, but the four saints tried Zen heart, and the other party was originally intended to seduce, and in this case, it can't be done, unless it's the pig brain of Bajie, come up and say I'm older than you, it's strange if I don't mess up.

Cui Shi pondered, Mrs. Mo should leave it to Lao Tang, after all, it is too messy and inappropriate to match according to seniority.

The three daughters are true, loved, and pitiful, and they have really been frightened by Zhu Bajie and himself, and it seems that they can only be handed over to Lao Sha to attack.

The rest of the love loves, mercy.

It's pitiful.,It's said to be only sixteen years old.,Hehe.,Lori cute.,I like it!

PS: Thank you for the rewards of fallenmouse, book ink cool, and ethereal purple purple from the west.

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