Niu Gensheng came to the center of abnormal people in a dream to see the Huoyun Evil God, and he said: "The last thing a person buys in his life is determined by others, which is a bit crazy!" I asked him: "What kind of work are you doing now," the Huoyun Evil God said lightly: "I found a job at the Central Spiritual Research Institute!

Niu Gensheng came to the Statue of Liberty, only to see Martin Luther say: "I have a dream!" Niu Gensheng: "I also have a dream that it is best to have dinner with Marilyn Monroe Gong in a seven-star hotel in Dubai!"

Long Chunfeng said: "I'd better marry Chen Guanxi and give birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus, the male is called Long Tingfeng, and the female is Chen Aizhi!" Niu Gensheng laughed and said: "It's best if all the women who are Bingbing fall in love with me and give birth to a football pair, and there will be hope for Chinese football!"

Rulai scolded and said: "Are you two tired bastards? Do you still need to consider such a mentally retarded problem? Is it still meaningful to say love when a person's fate is exhausted?"

People can be ruined, but they can't be defeated! If you fail to be heroic in life, start from scratch and start all over again! Don't regret the dream of returning, only hate that the dream of life is too hasty?

The Jade Emperor said: "Niu Gensheng loves to chase dreams more diligently than his father chasing the sun, and is greater than Hou Yi shooting the sun, and the title is higher than the literary level of mankind! Although he is a dreamer under the pen of Lingnan ghosts, he is more powerful than Jin Yong, and the king has returned with momentum! Niu Gensheng has risen to the dream capital of immortals!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Tang Jie'ad is not as absurd and grotesque as Niu Gensheng, he is an immortal legend of the rivers and lakes of dreams!" Yue Lao said: "Niu Gensheng dreams too much moon and hides in the clouds and is embarrassed to come out, he is too romantic, and the moonlight can't be finished!"

Guan Yu said: "Niu Gensheng, I can't read your strange dreams when I read Spring and Autumn and Warring States? It's all strange that Shenzhou has produced a Lingnan ghost talent who is angry with gods and ghosts, now it's okay, Luoyang paper is expensive! Pirated copies on the market are flying all over the sky, and all major Chinese websites in Shenzhou have reprinted this bullshit "Strange Journey"! Some patients with irregular menstruation and anterior schizoid adenitis disease are not cured by themselves! Some patients with bankrupt depression and misanthropic anorexia are not cured after watching it, and there are 37% fewer patients in hospitals, and even people with stroke and cerebral palsy are walking like flying and thinking normally after watching "Dream Adventure"! ”

Liu Bei said: "My son Adou has become smarter after watching "Dream Journey"! Now Adou has become the most ice and snow smart rich second generation! Many Internet celebrity fans love Adou to death!"

Su Dongpo sang: Wuren is my favorite, an old Chinese brand! "Dream Journey" rushed out of Asia to the world! Li Bai drank a few bowls of rice wine and happily wrote: "Dream Journey" is the first strange book in the ages! The first in the world in creativity!

Qu Yuan regretted jumping off the Tearful Luo River too quickly! He said: "The Lingnan ghost is greater than the deceased mentioned by Confucius!" Zhuge Villager said: I am a cloth-clothed hillbilly, so it would be better for me to say less?"

Haruki Murakami said: "I think the Lingnan ghost is the greatest cultural tree in China! It is more famous than the welcoming pine of the Yellow Mountain!" God said to the author of a hundred years of loneliness, Marx: "I think the Lingnan ghost is more lonely than you for a thousand years, and he is more beautiful than any literati in the world."

Cixi Lafayette dragged this Cleopatra and said: "Oriental literature still reads the Lingnan ghost talent "Dream Journey!" The West still reads Dante's "Divine Comedy" and "Bible", but there is no Lingnan ghost talent "Dream Journey" to open the people's wisdom and awaken the people's soul!"

Master Hongyi wrote in a mixture of sorrow and joy: The one who has his own collection of remarks has set a historical precedent! Compared with Chen Ziang's long-sighted view of heaven and earth, the ghost talent of Lingnan is a masterpiece of the ages! The Sixth Patriarch Huineng said: "For thousands of years, China has finally produced a great man of culture, whose name is unknown, and who does not seek fame and fortune in writing books! He replied to my Buddhist saying: Bodhi is a book, the mirror is also water, and heaven and earth are one thing? Dust is everywhere!"

There is no second person in the world who is so smart! Practice has proved that he is a genius! Niu Gensheng shouted to the sky: God, you are in vain, and the earth, where are you wronged! Shenzhou, a country of dreams, has not yet opened up the wisdom of the people! There are often literary masters? Bole is not often?

The sky at the Temple of Heaven in Beijing was crying, and a drizzle began to fall in the sky, shouting in the drizzle: "Is 'Dream Journey' a masterpiece through the ages?" Niu Gensheng has woken up from a dream! The reality is cruel and it is difficult to move an inch! Realizing a literary dream in Shenzhou is no less than a plane crash! You are more literate than Cao Xueqin, and you are also daydreaming! The Federation of Literary and Art Circles is all Wu Dalang who opened a shop! Those institutional writers are all sitting in wells and watching the sky! The cultural background is pitiful and ridiculous! Niu Gensheng has woken up from sleepwalking! It turns out that he is still fishing with Jiang Ziya in the back garden of Diaoyutai!