27 The most awesome in history
Niu Gensheng sleepwalked and saw the Bull Demon King, and he said: "Lingnan ghost talent's "Dream Journey" is the most fucking awesome!" Sun Wukong said: "The world's best awesome!" Rulai Buddha said: "The number of Lingnan ghost talents in the Three Realms is the most awesome! Fuck his masterpiece "Dream Journey" Even Nobel raised his big mother finger and said: You can't find such an awesome literary masterpiece in the world! More than one million words are sprinkled with more than one million words, and there are as many pirated books on the market as the sand of the Ganges River, and even the indigenous people of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon in India, Egypt, ancient Rome, and Babylon are all praised! 98 reprinted on the Internet, causing the global paralysis of computers! More than you Gates are bankrupt and panicking!" Guanyin said: "Amitabha, why should you be so awesome in being a human being?" Jesus said: "In the name of God, the greatest genius writer in the world is none other than the Lingnan ghost! He is the most outstanding writer in the history of mankind!" Muhammad said: "O Lord of Jerusalem!* The world only recognizes the Lingnan ghost as the most powerful and greatest literary artist in the East, and he should go out of the Dubai Seven Star Hotel for free dining! His literary talent surpasses that of the Arabian Nights!"
The indigenous people of Easter Island prayed for the Lingnan ghost talent, saying: "God, Amen! The literary talent of the Lingnan ghost can be learned from heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon testify! He is the bravest dreamer in human history! He said that when the wind comes, even pigs and Ma Yun will fly! When the wind comes again, even Master Xingyun and the woman's aunt Hu Shubao will fly! When the wind comes again, even the mustache of Dalida Master and the beard of the wandering master Shen Wei will fly!"
Picasso said: "It is the first time in the history of mankind to surpass my artistic creativity with pure literature! When Gaudí and Belle are reincarnated, we must admire the great dream creativity of the Lingnan ghost genius!" Einstein said: "Newton Jobs's apple idea is a thousand years behind! The Lingnan ghost is more creative than anyone else in the world! His literary talent is brilliant and shining for thousands of years!"
Leonardo da Vinci said: "The artistic creativity of the Lingnan ghost, he changed the smile of the Mona Lisa into the smile of the Bebelin!"
The garden of the wizards of the Giardino del Mago
When I was a child, I rode on horseback with my head bowed
Galoppavo Senza Far Rumore gallops quietly
gli zoccoli di legno che volavano sui fiori clogs skimming flowers
Non sciupavano i colori
Stan cantando al mio funeralePeople are singing at my funeral
The person who is crying for me may not know
Che per anni ho cercato me for many years and I am looking for myself
e passo dopo passo con le spine ormai nei piedi walked a path with one path, even if his feet were pierced with thorns
Tanto Stanco Stanco. Tired, so tired
Io sono arrivato nel giardino del mago I ended up in the garden of the wizard
Dove dietro ogni ramo crocifissi ci sono has on the back of each cross fork
gli ideali dell'uomo
The great idea of the Grandi idee invecchiate nel giardino del mago in the garden of the wizards is also getting old
io sto appeso ad un ramo dentro un quadro che balla, sotto un chiodo nell'aria in a fluttering painting hanging on a nail and i hanging from a branch
I am there, and I need the appeasement of humanity more than the need for you.
(E il tempo va il tempo va passa) And time passes, time fades away
(e il tempo va il tempo va passa e va) and time passes, time fades away
And what you're doing What the hell are you doing
(e tu che fai e tu che fai che fai ?) And what are you doing, what the hell are you doing?)
Sono finito ormai quaggiù I have fallen to the ground
(ma vieni via ma vieni via vieni via !) Come here, come here, come here
Non posso tornare resterò I can't go back again, I'll stay
(se resterai se resterai che farai ? ) If you stay, what will you do if you stay?
Ogni creatura del giardino del mago is a creature in every wizard's garden
Vive tutto il suo tempo dentro in un albero cavo spent his entire life in a tree hole
Some laugh out loud, some whisper*
Chi Cavalca Farfalle rides on top of butterflies
chi conosce il futuro has a sense of the future
chi comanda alle stelle come un re, some are in charge of the stars like a king
(Comanda le Stelle, Comanda Le Stelle, ) in charge of the stars, in charge of the stars
(Comanda le Stelle, Comanda Le Stelle, ) in charge of the stars, in charge of the stars
(ma chi è che comanda da sé... ) But who can be in charge of himself
Com'è strano oggi il sole is so strange that today that sun
Non si fa scuro chissà perché didn't let the darkness come, and who knows why
Forse la Sera Non Verrà may be the night that will not come again
A Uccidermi Ancora won't kill me again
Ha Avuto Pietà Solo Ora is only now that he has mercy
Per pietà della mia mente che se ne va have mercy on my thoughts that are dying
Il Giorno Aspetterà The day will continue to wait
per me si fermerà un po' di più for me to stay a little longer
Vedo Già Foglie di VetroI have seen the leaves of the glass
Alberi e Gnomi Corrersi Dietro trees and goblins who hurriedly hid behind
Torte di fiori e intorno a me flower cake surrounds me
The lithe swans of the Leggeri Cigni Danzano dance
But what is the practical use of these.
Niu Gensheng thought: Master's literature of Lingnan ghosts is the greatest and most precious treasure of all mankind! His literature transcends national boundaries, jumps out of the Three Realms, and does not enter the Five Elements! Pandora's planet and Neptune in the Milky Way, Pluto, and Jupiter have his fans everywhere! His literature will not lag behind in hundreds of millions of light years! His literary talent can challenge people in every corner of the world! It is a historical masterpiece that is super magical, surreal, funny, humorous, and grotesque! This great and astonishing masterpiece "Wandering Dreams" has warmed the earth's climate once it came out! The life expectancy of human beings has increased by more than 20 years, increasing the polyphenols of male and female amines, and changing the sperm tadpoles and ovulation periods! The ice and snow have melted, and the life cycle has been extended! Mount Everest has risen, and the value of Dow Jones stock has appreciated! Even such a great giant as Premier Zhu Rongji has caught a cold! The earth has warmed, and even the soul of Haizi is lonely in the warm spring season facing the sea!
The Vatican Pope said to people all over the world: "The fantastic and grotesque novel 'Dream Journey' by Lingnan ghosts is a star-level epic masterpiece that shines brightly on the galaxy! More than Aris, give me a fulcrum, I will sled the earth, and there is infinite creativity! It is the greatest, most magical, and most awesome epoch-making new genre in the history of mankind, called the Dream Chaser! "The youth and the tiger dare not speak out! Julius Caesar's silence is gold! Peter the Great said: "The literary brilliance of the Lingnan ghost genius of China's Shenzhou surpasses that of Haruki Murakami!" I can't find a second great literati with both ability and political integrity in every corner of the earth!" Marx said: "No matter how lonely I am for a hundred years, it is not enough for a Lingnan ghost to be lonely! His great literature will not be far behind in another trillion light years!" Marx smiled and said: "In the history of mankind, there is finally someone who has written a work greater than my 'Capital'! I, Engels, and Guan Yu have grown beards! Because I can't see through his 'Dream Journey' is too broad and precise, and goes deep into the vast sea and is as knowledgeable as the sea!"
Dalí said: "Eternal memory is not enough for the great and strange but creative spirit of the Lingnan ghost genius's 'Dream Journey'! Recalling 10,000 light years is not enough for his 'Dream Journey' to see through! The stream of consciousness writing method is the greatest innovation in the literary world!" Dante said: "My 'Divine Comedy' ranks second, and the Lingnan ghost genius 'Dream Journey' ranks first! Who dares to speak out! I asked Hitler to put you in a tax camp to study 'Dream Journey' to see if he is still the most awesome and greatest work!"