Chapter 255: Shut Up! Don't Insult Chinese
There is no way to explain this, otherwise the other party will think of himself as mentally ill.
Cui Shi could only say perfunctorily: "Hmm...... It's a little useful, but it guarantees that it won't break the law and discipline, is there any way on Brother Zhong's side?"
"No, I can't. ”
Zhong Shan didn't hesitate, and directly refused: "Actually, the criminal police don't need these, in case there is a special occasion that needs to be attacked, it is borne by the special police, and they may be able to find it." We deal with the SWAT quite frequently, and I won't tell you about the stones, if you insist on finding a relationship, you may be able to get these, but now the control is too strict, and each joint has to take huge risks. And most importantly, I can't think of what you're going to do with these things, it's not a matter of friendship, stone, I can't help you!"
After a pause, Zhong Shan tried to persuade again: "Stone, there is a solution to everything, let's not be confused?"
"I know ......"
Cui Shi could say anything, and said with a wry smile: "Don't worry, Brother Zhong, it's not what you think." ”
Putting down the phone, Cui Shi thought to himself that he should have known that this call was in vain. Zhong Shan was the secretary of the Youth League branch of his own session, the first batch of backbone elements to join the party, and his political consciousness was called a high, and now he was in the time when his career in the criminal police team was bright, I asked him to help with this kind of illegal thing, how dare people give it to you.
Although there are no lethal firearms, if flashbangs, smoke bombs, and tear gas fall into the hands of lawbreakers, they are enough to create a shocking terrorist incident in the city.
His grandmother's, can't I break this game?
Cui Shidan was in pain, and he walked around the house a few times, suffering from no good solution. That's thousands of heavily armed elite soldiers, and even many high-level soldiers in heavy armor, in the Tang Dynasty more than 1,300 years ago, this lineup could start a small-scale war, and they were actually fooled by the yellow-robed monster to deal with themselves.
I have tasted the taste of facing thousands of troops alone!
It's a pity that I'm not Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide, so I can't break the Dangyang Bridge with a roar and scare off Cao Bing millions on the spot......
Even if you take the highest-end loudspeaker, you don't have that strength.
Knock knock.
Someone knocked on the door, not in a hurry, and seemed very reserved.
It's so late, who is it?
Cui Shi glanced at the clock on the wall, which was already pointing to 23 o'clock in the middle of the night, and was slightly puzzled.
opened the door, but his face sank, and he said coldly:
"What are you doing here?"
"Master Cui, I'm taking the liberty of disturbing your rest. We...... Can you go in and talk?"
The person who came was actually Miyamoto Youshio, a karate master in the island country who was ruthlessly cleaned up that day, with all kinds of gifts in his hand at this time, and a nodding translator by his side, with a humble smile on his face, he bowed before entering the door.
"Come in. ”
Cui Shi was afraid that it would affect the rest of his neighbors, so he let this old devil in the door, and he was not afraid of what tricks he would do anyway.
Damn, it's just when it's not going well, but it's really timely. If you can't deal with the yellow-robed monster, it's no problem to deal with the black-robed ghost.
"Master Cui, I'm here to apologize!"
Miyamoto Youxiao saw that there was a door to the matter, his posture was lowered, and the gift was placed on the coffee table, which was directly a bow close to 90 degrees, and said solemnly: "I was rude to Ling Gaotu that day, it was really my fault! Master Cui punished me, and I also deserved it......
The translator was only halfway through before he was interrupted by Cui Shi impatiently waving his hand: "This is all nonsense, to the point, is there anything wrong?"
"Hmm...... There was a misunderstanding about that day, and we have fully learned our lesson, and we will never dare to offend Master Cui again. I don't know that...... Tiger Claw's hand, can Master Cui help us heal it?"
Miyamoto Youshino is bitter in his heart, and in the past few days, he has run to all the hospitals he can run to to check his body. Regardless of the shame, he told the doctor that he was completely inadequate, and asked if there was a treatment plan.
I don't know how many doctors show their eyes and say that it's normal for you to be bad at your age. The old Miyamoto had no choice but to peel off his son's face, seek medical treatment together, and examine it together, but the unified result was: there were no organic lesions, and there was nothing that could be done.
Desperate old Miyamoto, thinking of the famous Chinese saying, called to untie the bell, you must tie the bell, so he could only find out Cui Shi's address and come to the door to seek medical treatment.
"It can't be cured. ”
Cui Shi shook his head decisively and refused, "Didn't you just say that you deserve it." Now that you understand, what else can you cure, you can't die anyway, so let's do what you want. ”
"Don't!"
Old Miyamoto heard a little hope in his words. It's not that it can't be cured, but the other party refuses to make a move.
"Master Cui, as long as you are willing to raise your noble hand, you can ask for as much as you want!"
Cui Shi smiled contemptuously, "I'm sorry, although our country is not rich, we don't have the habit of asking for devil money." Back then, you were defeated, and we didn't even ask for compensation, if you want to give, just give that amount, and then I may consider it. ”
No way!
After listening to the translation, Miyamoto almost didn't vomit blood.
I, Nima, am a dysfunction, and you tell me the price of the war reparations, and why don't you rob the bank...... Uh, no, there are so many bank robbers!
It's easy to say, Cui Shi is too lazy to take care of it, and the old Miyamoto finally understands that this guy is indeed not bad for money, and he is indeed ruthless enough, and he really plans to let the Miyamoto family cut off their children and grandchildren?
"Master Cui, there seems to be a saying in China that it is better to settle a grievance than to settle it. I'm here today with sincerity, can't I really make it convenient?"
"Hehe, there is another song in China, have you heard it, it is called "My Motherland". ”
Old Miyamoto was stunned, why do you still bring the right song, what kind of routine is this?
This song is a bit old, he really hasn't heard it, but the translation he brought is very clever, and soon Baidu arrived and released it on his mobile phone.
Old Miyamoto is bent on currying favor with Cui Shi, since you want to sing, then I will try it reluctantly.
"One ...... River...... Wave...... Wide?"
"Shut up! Don't insult Chinese!"
Cui Shi was embarrassed to hear that the cancer was committed, so he grabbed the mobile phone and pressed the stop button, and said solemnly:
"There is a sentence in the lyrics, friends come and have good wine, if the jackal comes, it can only be greeted with a shotgun! What is the right thing to settle and not to settle the knot? Dirty and despicable things are done by you first, we Chinese do not cause trouble, but we are not afraid of things. We Chinese are hospitable, but we are not used to problems. The thing has been done, and I have also taught the lesson, in your life, don't think about that kind of thing. As for your son, he is also vicious at a young age, and I am thinking, don't leave any offspring, so that your island country will have one less scourge. The island is a good island, but some people are too rubbish. ”
Having said that, there is no room for half a point. Cui Shi was already in a bad mood for the yellow-robed monster, how could he give this old devil any good look.
Miyamoto Youxiao was silent for a long time, he had already put his posture to the lowest, fucking me a karate master, and I even learned to sing and sing, and it turned out to be such a result.
Chinese! What the hell are you relying on?!
Cui Shi suddenly felt a murderous intention, but laughed easily. Okay, Bao Xiangguo's breath is very irritable, and someone took the initiative to send a punching bag, which is really empathetic!