"Hold the grass, what are you doing?"

Cui Shi, who had just returned from Journey to the West, saw that the laptop on the table was lit, and the operator in front of the computer turned out to be the Bichon Terrier like a small snowball, that is, the famous black bear monster on Black Wind Mountain.

Lao Hei casually glanced back at Cui Shi, did not speak, but his two paws crackled on the keyboard very skillfully......

Your sister!

Cui Shi's eyes almost popped out, he was busy with work during the day these days, and he started a live broadcast at night, so he didn't have time to take care of this old bear, but he just told him not to disturb himself.

But who would have thought that in just a few days, this product would learn to surf the Internet? And it looks like it is familiar with the road, just like the posture of an old net worm.

I'd like to see what you're talking about!

Cui Shi swallowed his saliva, approached the screen, and saw that on the 15.6-inch laptop screen, there were no less than five or six chat windows open at the same time. The old black paws of this dog day drew a series of afterimages, and they were all able to cope with them.

Window 1:

Lao Hei: Diamond 1 delivery order, thank you for your patronage.

MYSZK said: 666666!I've been playing the game for so long, the first time I've seen a bear carry the whole field, capitalized clothes, thank you boss for helping me score!

Lao Hei: You're welcome, help me introduce a few more customers.

Window 2:

Qianbei Maniac: Big brother, are you here, when will you have time to help me fight?

Lao Hei: Don't worry, let's line up first, it's your turn to finish these orders.

A Thousand Cups Maniac: ...... Wait online, it's urgent, can I add money to a queue?

Lao Hei: How much?

Thousand Cup: Hmm...... How about an extra 100?

Lao Hei: Deal!

Window 3:

......

I Nima!!

Cui Shi couldn't calm down, and shouted in a lost voice: "You...... You're doing game boosting?!"

Lao Hei glanced at him again, although he couldn't speak, his eyes were very clear - isn't this nonsense, what else is he asking.

I'm a big grass.

Cui Shi thought to himself, I have been playing this League of Legends for a year or two, and I have stopped as a platinum goalkeeper. Looking at this posture, this black bear has been able to train the diamond rank in less than a week, or is it a tank-type hero big dog bear thunder roar?

How is this done!

Grass, Lao Tzu is not at work today, watch a game, you must watch a game.

As soon as he made up his mind, he saw Lao Hei pull his little paw and calmly open a pink window.

Black baby: Husband, are you there?

Lao Hei: Here, what's the matter with my daughter-in-law?

Black baby: I knelt down again, and they scolded me......

Lao Hei: It's okay, I'll fly with you right away, you choose one with high damage, and then I'll kill the last drop of blood left, and make sure the data is beautiful!

Black baby: Husband, you're the best!

Cui Shi: "&......%¥#¥@#&...... ￥......”

Human words are no longer enough to describe the emotions in Cui Shi's heart now.

It's just a boosting game, you ...... You're a stupid black bear, why are you flirtatious?

The most annoying thing is that it is still provocative?

I think about what a simple, simple-minded bear it was in the Black Wind Cave in Black Wind Mountain.

It's only been a few days since we got to human society...... Degenerate into this?

No wonder there are more and more criminals in prisons and the pressure of supervision is increasing!!

In the last century, when the Internet was just becoming popular, there used to be a popular saying: On the Internet, no one knows that you are a dog.

Now this weird scene is happening right in front of me, it's really just a dog lying on the keyboard, two paws tapping flexibly, and the girl alone is flirting at the same time.

This damn black bear, is it going to become a sperm!

Belch...... People are already fine......

Bears can play!

After two years of work, Cui Shi, who still doesn't have a girlfriend, feels the deep malice of the world.

Forcibly controlling the 10,000 alpacas whizzing in his heart, Cui Shi didn't say a word, watching this old black game.

This game is a platinum rank, but Lao Hei brought a sister, who was the "Lao Hei's baby" just now.

Cui Shi saw the two cute dog paws with his own eyes, one controlling the keyboard and the other operating the mouse, which was as skilled as a professional player.

In less than 10 minutes of the opening game, the bear has developed into a more than 2,000 economy ahead of the whole game, and it really kills wherever it goes. Especially in the middle of the "old black baby", the opponent's mid-laner player was hugged by a bear and doubted his life, and the most annoying thing was that the bear himself didn't kill, so he had to leave a breath to kill the waste that the replenishment soldiers wouldn't know, so that the other party couldn't be blinded and almost smashed the keyboard......

I didn't see it, I just didn't see it!

Lao Tzu still goes to work, he is despised by pigs in the Journey to the West world, and he is bullied by bears in real life, and he can't live anymore?

Just about to go out, he was stopped by Lao Hei, opened a notepad document, and typed a line of words neatly.

"Go buy some honey for me and come back, if it's of good quality, I'll pay for it." ”

Then this guy opened QQ and showed Cui Shi a close to four-digit Tenpay balance, which was obviously earned by training these days.

I'll go!

Is this my dog?

If you're a little more awesome, you can support me soon, right?

Cui Shi fled in the wilderness, the reason why the monster is called a monster is really reasonable, what a demon is a demon!

There is a monster who can surf the Internet hidden at home, and Cui Shi occasionally thinks of it when he is working, and he can only show a wry smile from time to time.

There is also a benefit, that is, the small room he just bought, I am afraid that he will never have to worry about problems such as anti-theft, which unlucky thief touches the door, it can only be regarded as his last life does not accumulate virtue.

"Zhang Er, come here. ”

Cui Shi called the second child of the Zhang family, that is, the "ear and hearing anger" in the group of six thieves, to the conversation room.

"How has Lingji been doing lately?"

Zhang Er was specially arranged by Cui Shi to be monitored by Lingji's side as a secret sentinel to see if this usually high-ranking Bodhisattva could really adapt to the prison life of being supervised.

"The performance is very good, the quality and quantity of the labor tasks are completed, and the collective big pot meal of the prisoners outside is eaten, without any complaints. ”

Zhang Ergong respectfully reported: "After finishing the work, he recited the scriptures there by himself, and there was no communication with us, even if we talked to him, we often couldn't reply to one sentence in three sentences." ”

"Well, keep watching, and there you go. ”

Cui Shi had a slight headache, he didn't care whether Lingji completed that little labor task or not.

Apparently, he knew a little bit of the true secret about the scriptures, but he refused to say it.

Besides, Lingji Bodhisattva's mana is boundless, and now that he has reached the modern world, if he is willing to cooperate, Cui Shi has the right to restore some of his mana, then he may be able to treat Wang Jianfeng's illness in the coffin of life in the demon capital.

It's a pity that Lingji would rather choose labor reform than refuse to cooperate.

Let a bodhisattva engage in heavy manual labor all day long, Cui Shi sometimes can't bear it, but whenever he thinks of the scene of this guy sweeping his party out of the house on Little Sumeru Mountain, it can be regarded as a deserved reward.