Our most famous bookstore is opened by an unsuccessful student of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, called "Suspension Bookstore", where the top students in the city's college entrance examination have come to buy books, and everyone says that although the boss has not gone to college, he has sent many children to college.

Push open the door of the bookstore, there are still a lot of people inside, but all families come with children, the bookstore in these years is different from when I was a child, when I was a child, the bookstore was full of good-looking books, and now this kind of bookstore is full of a large number of test papers, test essays and tutoring materials, for people like me who are not interested, it is too hard to wipe the butt.

I walked through the crowd to the second floor, the second floor is stationery, pens, pencils, brushes, all kinds of books, inks, erasers, as well as ink and ink, I looked at the pen, although the shopping guide said that these pens are good, but in my 6 years of experience without a fountain pen, most of the cheap fountain pens are garbage, the water is laborious, and also scrape the paper, I accidentally used my friend's Japanese fountain pen to write, found that the inconspicuous plastic fountain pen only, the writing is so smooth, so I have been using a gel pen all these years, now the gel pen writing experience is much better than the pen, a good brand of gel pen what is the power of the morning, the most expensive is only 6 yuan, the feeling of softness when writing, I don't know where it is higher than a pen, and I don't pick paper, I can write on toilet paper.

I went to see the ink, found that now there is not only the ink but also the ink, see I chose for a long time, the shopping guide came to me to solve my doubts, she asked me if I used the handprint or the seal, I said it was a seal, she asked whether it was a calligraphy and painting seal or an official seal, I thought about it and I should belong to the calligraphy and painting seal, she recommended a large box of ink clay to me, open it to see that it is the semi-solidified state, Jin Toad said this is this.

After paying the money and going home, passing by the pharmacy, Jin Toad said, "There is cinnabar in here!"

glanced at the name of the pharmacy: "Old John has no money to wait for the death chain pharmacy"

Did you ask if there was cinnabar when you went in?

An old man with a white beard in a white coat said, "Come and I'll take your pulse." ”

I said, "I don't take the pulse, I'll buy cinnabar." ”

The old man said, "You can't take medicine blindly, let me check the pulse." ”

There was no way, I handed him my hand, the old man took it for a few minutes, and slapped the table: "Your Majesty, you are a happy pulse!" I was so frightened that I withdrew my hand, and Jin Toad laughed in my head.

A woman, walking out of the bathroom inside, while walking through the pants, she said angrily: "Dad, are you blind again?" and then said to me: "I'm sorry, my dad is a little confused, everyone says it's Ximai, what do you want to buy?"

The old man said, "I'm not confused, he has something on him." As soon as the words fell, Jin Toad and I were taken aback, and the old man said: "Looking at its shape, it is a three-legged toad, with a slight fairy aura on its body, but it is no longer a fairy beast...... The old man shook his head and was interrupted by her daughter, "Dad, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and catch medicine." ”

"What medicine do you want?"

I said I wanted two taels of cinnabar, and when the old man heard it, he grabbed the medicine very quickly, and the woman said: "My dad is confused, but there is no problem with catching the medicine, and he has never made a mistake." ”

Cinnabar is grasped, add five yuan here to crush, the sound of the machine sounded, the old man spurted his beard and looked at us, looking at my straight hair, "Three-legged golden toad, I can't see through, I don't know if it's auspicious or evil, I don't know the future geometry." ”

I stirred the cinnabar powder and the ink mud together, and Brother Jin Toad said that this is it, hurry up and try the effect.

When you come to the hallway, there are a lot of small advertisements on the wall

One of them is a debt collection company, "Buster Professional Debt Collection Company Professional Debt Collection Company for 20 Years [Tel: 182xxx19967] Quickly ask for debts, strength guarantee, small amount of money is recovered on the same day, large amount for a week, unsuccessful, no charge. Debt Settlement - Specializing in who do not pay their debts. ”

My Taoist Master Treasure dipped it in cinnabar ink and printed a small advertisement on the wall.

"Bang!" a neighbor's door opened, a 50-year-old man with blood on his face, shirtless ran past me, and several tattooed men rushed out of the door, chasing after him, and one shouted: "Your daughter-in-law's naked loan is due, it's useless for you to run to the edge of the sky, hurry up and repay the money, if you don't repay the money, it will affect your credit information!"

It's also too fast, and it works just as soon as it is printed.

When they ran out, I saw a small advertisement again: Ryder Company is engaged in tap water, sewer pipe dredging, toilet dredging, septic tank cleaning, pipeline installation/renovation, salvage, municipal pipeline dredging, grease trap repair/cleaning pipeline inspection.

I printed it on this advertisement, and suddenly "Bang Bang Bang!" The users on this floor all rushed out, and there was a woman who was running and lifting her pants, and some came out and called directly: "Oh no, my water pipe has burst, and the house is flooded." ”

The woman who lifted her pants called her husband with a crying voice: "Husband, our toilet is rippling, I haven't done anything, I'll poop, as soon as I press the button to flush the toilet, the whole toilet will burst, and the I pulled is flushed everywhere, husband, come back soon, woo woo woo ......"

, this Taoist master treasure is not ordinary, it is so powerful!

Jin Toad: "Isn't it amazing, young man?"

I looked at the copper seal in my hand and was at a loss, this thing is too powerful, what is the principle of this?

Jin Toad: "The so-called Tao is the trajectory of all things in the world, as long as you figure out the laws of the operation of these things, you will not die if the train hits you." ”

"You're exaggerating, but the power of this Dao Seal is really strong. ”

Jin Toad: "Isn't the previous master Cui Lao Dao, so this Dao seal has been opened, if you are okay, I would like to suggest that you go to the Tao, because you are a dick, this life is like this, if you cultivate the Tao, then it is no problem to change your fate." ”

I said, "What kind of cultivation is it, you can't get married and you can't eat meat." ”

Jin Toad: "At first glance, I haven't cultivated the Tao, and if a scholar can get married and eat meat, he can't eat beef." ”

"I can't afford to eat meat, what kind of beef. ”

Jin Toad: "That was before you, and we will cooperate together in the future, and it's not easy to eat meat." ”

I asked, "What is the principle of this copper seal?"

Jin Toad said that everything in the world has cause and effect, and this open copper seal can make things that already have cause and effect occur at the same time, such as underworld debt collection and toilet bursting, one is happening but I don't know, and the toilet burst is about to happen, the copper seal makes these things that are happening or will happen at the same time at the same time, this is his power.

But this thing is of no use to me, and when I have time to sell it, as for what Jin Toad said to let me cultivate, I don't think it's realistic, let's put it this way, except for the Taoist priests in movies and novels, there is no Taoist priest in real life, I know that the horse fairy and the priest monk, because this is what I have seen with my own eyes, the Taoist priest has long been extinct, what am I going to cultivate to the Tao? So Jin Toad is not reliable.