Chapter Twenty-Three: Can You Help Me?
"What? Brother Yu, why are you not a true disciple?"
Zhao Tieniu's eyes dodged, in addition to surprise, there were other emotions.
"What about the true disciples, I'm still your brother!"
Song Yu said a little strangely.
The relationship between the two of them will not be estranged because of the change of identity, so Zhao Tieniu's strange appearance must have something to hide from him.
"No, no, no......"
Zhao Tieniu stepped back as he spoke, looking like he was leaving.
"Stop, what's wrong with you, why are you being beaten like this?"
Song Yu grabbed Zhao Tieniu.
You must know that Tie Niu has always been honest, he does his duty in the outer door, and never causes trouble, so it is very likely that he was bullied.
But Zhao Tieniu didn't want to cause trouble for himself, so he was in a hurry to leave.
But Song Yu couldn't pretend not to see it, he felt that he had to make decisions for Zhao Tieniu.
"You don't know?"
Zhao Tieniu asked in surprise.
"What should I know?"
Song Yu was at a loss.
"It all started when Liu Erlang came to the outer door to find you that day......"
Zhao Tieniu sighed, thinking that Brother Yu would know sooner or later, and it was better to confess as soon as possible, so he told the story.
It turned out that after he saw the complicated relationship between Song Yu, Liu Erlang and Liu Yeer that day, he told Wang Meili, who was about to do her hair, and told Wang Meili not to talk about it to the third person.
Who knew that Wang Meili met her best friend in the barbershop, and the two chatted while doing their hair, and they told Zhao Tieniu what they saw.
But Wang Meili still told her best friend not to talk about it to the fourth person.
The girlfriend deserves to be the best friend, and no one said anything, and this matter ended like this.
How do you know that Tony, the hairstylist in the barbershop, happened to be passing by, and listened to some of it, he was first surprised, and then ......
He told every customer who came to get a haircut that day about it, and told them not to talk about it to the Nth person.
One to ten, ten to hundred......
In the end, he evolved into a scumbag of Song Yu, and at the same time pursued the brothers and sisters of the Liu family, Liu Erlang was jealous, the brothers and sisters of the Liu family turned against each other, and Song Yu came forward to contribute to the good story of "threesome".
This is why there is a three-person combined flower hand performance at the founding of the Great Celebration.
Then contact Elder Bai......
People have already made up an annual drama of love and hatred.
For this reason, many writers on the street of Qingtianzong have followed the hot spots and written one novel after another on related topics.
"Young Song Yu"
"Song Yu is not a thing in the pool"
"Lustful Liu Jiro"
......
In just a few days, Song Yu's story has become a hot topic second only to Huashou, and it is even rumored that an old monster in the infancy stage of Yuan is going to make trouble, and he personally wrote a short and concise little yellow article.
There are different opinions, Song Yu is completely famous in the Qingtian Sect, but it is not prestigious, but ......
Flower name.
"This person is bad and scum, his strength is okay, he is not ranked at the top, and he is crazy about hype in order to become famous. ”
This is the mainstream evaluation of Song Yu by the monks of the Qingtian Sect.
"So what does this have to do with you being beaten?"
Song Yu resisted the urge to strangle Zhao Tieniu and asked patiently.
"These things naturally reached Liu Erlang's ears, he was so angry that he did not hesitate to use his family connections to find out about me, so I am beaten every day now, and I can only come here to avoid the limelight. As for the broken-mouthed teacher Tony, he has been sent to shear sheep in Great Britain. ”
Zhao Tieniu said sadly.
"You ......" the corners of Song Yu's mouth twitched slightly, "You really deserve it, I am friends with the Liu family brothers and sisters." ”
"Brother Yu, I'm really sorry for you for causing you so much trouble. ”
Zhao Tieniu sobbed.
If God could give me another chance, I would definitely not tell Wang Meili, I would ......
Tell Wang's beautiful best friend.
She has a tight mouth!!
"Forget it, I don't care, anyway, my reputation in the Qingtian Sect has long been irretrievable, but you...... One day, I will have the whole dinner, invite the brothers and sisters of the Liu family to have a drink with you, and see if there is room for relaxation, otherwise you will be beaten into a pig's head sooner or later. ”
The matter has come to this point, and Song Yu can't say anything, after all, Zhao Tieniu didn't mean it.
"Thank you, Brother Yu. ”
Zhao Tieniu was like a nursery rope who was beaten 0-10, squatting on the ground sadly and drawing circles.
"No thanks, come, I'll heal you. ”
Song Yu smiled.
Originally, he planned to use Zhao Tieniu to experiment with his first priest-type spell, but he still had some concerns in his heart, after all, he was a brother......
Now!
It doesn't matter, is it possible to milk him to death?
"What are you doing?!"
Zhao Tieniu rarely retreated alertly.
After knowing Song Yu for so long, it was the first time he had seen such a smile, and this weird feeling was like ......
Put on a false smile!!!
"Don't be afraid, it doesn't hurt, I'll be very gentle. ”
Song Yu stretched out his middle finger, and a thin vine emerged from his fingertips.
"Don't, I treat you as a brother, but you want to me???"
Zhao Tieniu looked at the evil vines and said with a sad and indignant expression.
"What do you want!" Song Yu was full of black lines, "This is the vine rejuvenation technique, a priest-type spell I just learned, which is specially used for healing, and it has a quick effect, so you can go with the treatment." ”
"Oh, is that amazing? Can you help me?"
Zhao Tieniu breathed a sigh of relief and took the initiative to come to Song Yu's face.
"What are you pouting for?"
Song Yu looked at Zhao Tieniu, who was facing him, and asked helplessly.
"I was kicked in the ass by Liu Erlang and was the most seriously injured, so can you help me?"
Zhao Tieniu is full of expectations.
"Theoretically, as long as it's not a chrysanthemum, I can be cured. ”
Song Yu nodded.
"Why can't chrysanthemums? Who looks down on them? Aren't chrysanthemums body parts?"
"I think Liu Erlang should have killed you. ”
Song Yu's face was as black as carbon.
As he spoke, the vines in Song Yu's middle finger had already touched Zhao Tieniu's buttocks.
It was the first time he had used a spell, and he was very excited, it felt like ......
"Ahh
I only heard a "bang", and Zhao Tieniu's screams came, and his ass ......
It cracked!!
Where Song Yu's middle finger pointed, the left half of Zhao Tieniu's buttocks was torn apart, and it affected the chrysanthemum.
It looks like a popping chrysanthemum, but it's not.
"It doesn't seem to have anything to do with me, right? I'll try again. ”
Song Yu stretched out to Zhao Tieniu's other half of the buttocks.
"Wait a minute......"
Before he could stop it, the familiar pain came again, and Zhao Tieniu screamed weakly.
Can anyone help me?
This priest is...... Poisoned Milk !!
"This ......," Song Yu said stupidly, "Tie Niu, please believe me, I am really a priest, I see that you still have an arm injury, why don't I try again?"
"No !!"
Zhao Tieniu covered his buttocks with his hands, squirming like an earthworm, desperately trying to escape from this place.
He clearly felt that there was a strange aura in the vine rejuvenation technique, which was ......
Sword Qi !!
How can there be a sword qi to heal people? Is this to cut people alive?
So Brother Yu is not a priest at all, but a sword cultivator.
The case is solved, the case is solved.
He now has reason to suspect that Brother Yu is taking revenge on him.
"Iron Bull, what about the trust between people? really, give me another chance. ”
Song Yu stepped on Zhao Tieniu's trouser legs.
In any case, I will prove my medical skills to the Iron Bull today.
I am a pastor with great medical skills and ethics!!
"Trust your uncle......"
Zhao Tieniu wanted to cry without tears.
Seeing that Song Yu's claws were getting closer and closer to him, he really wanted someone to help him.
At this time, a girl full of muscles came out of the forest, and when she saw the situation of Song Yu and Zhao Tieniu, the expression on her face was dumbfounded.
"Are you doing an enema?"