Niu Gensheng always likes to say: "No one knows about the cold window for ten years, but he became famous all over the world in one fell swoop." But the champions in history are not famous, but some of the students who failed to make the list have been famous for thousands of years and have done earth-shattering things. Since the resumption of the college entrance examination, there have been more than 3,300 champions, and none of them has become an industry leader. Surveyed across the country - more than 100 scientists, 100 entrepreneurs, 100 writers and 100 artists, none of them made the list.

The champion is just the so-called genius cultivated by the nerd examination machine! There are very few champions who have made outstanding contributions to the progress of human civilization in the world. From Li Ka-shing to Ma Yun, from Mo Yan to Jia Pingwa, political officials have not seen the champion. Internet rumors that Lingnan ghosts can challenge all the champions of the Chinese Department of Peking University and Tsinghua University, and the literary style is not elegant, how can he talk about heroes? Cao Zhi was not the champion back then, but he lived up to the name of the high eight buckets? In addition to the high score, the current champion is average in terms of literary creativity!

Niu Gensheng once visited the tomb of Mo Xuanqing, the first champion tomb in Guangdong, and wanted to make a big fuss, but the champion was in vain, and there was not much contribution and political achievements left in the world. Long Chunfeng scolded her husband loudly, whether you dream too much or read too much, how can you study the question of whether you become a champion or not? Niu Gensheng said: Ma Huateng, Shi Yuzhu, and Liu Qiangdong are talented people! Yang Zhenning, Mo Yan, who won the Nobel Prize in Literature, is not a champion! Therefore, what is so great about being a champion? A good result in an examination does not mean that you have achieved fame. It is not advisable for modern people to chase after the champions, and even more so to reward the champions, but many poor children do not even have the opportunity to study in college? Is this called educational fairness? I am not a red-eyed champion, a Hengshui middle school has produced two Wei champions, and even famous schools like Peking University and Tsinghua University have degraded their dignity and condescended to snatch the source of students overnight! Laugh off the big teeth of Lingnan ghost talents! In fact, the society has dyed the river, and the talents created by practice are called Niu B geniuses! Like Guo Jingming! Wang Yuan! There are also Internet authors, Lingnan ghosts, and one of the top ten so-called liberal arts champions in your top ten famous schools!

Tactics of the sea of questions, strategies for the college entrance examination, and the hellish militarized sprint study methods of Hengshui Middle School, every college entrance examination is a war without gunpowder! The competition is white-hot, thousands of troops have crossed the single-plank bridge, and the champion is out, who else is me? Lao Tzu is finally the first in the world, and he is full of anger! Niu Gensheng himself has also taken the county liberal arts examination in his dream, with 668 points, and he dances with his hands and feet, like a foot fan into the middle school! He was so happy that he forgot to pull the pass even in his pants, and who forgot his father's surname. Riding a horse and waving to passers-by in the streets, he was happier than being the president of the flower country?

In the dream, Niu Gensheng was imprisoned by Fang Tang Jingming, and said: "Zhuangyuan Master! It's amazing, I don't even know how to write ugly characters, and if I am ugly, I will be imprisoned for six months and think about it behind closed doors!" , the judge of the court is Song Shijie, the first judge in Guangdong. Niu Gensheng shouted: "Lord Song, you have been wronged in June! The champion is ugly and affects the appearance of the city, and he must be detained and imprisoned? What is the reason of heaven? Your Excellency, you have to avenge yourself!"

Song Shijie scolded, blame you for writing a Gui'er drama book "The Beggar and the Champion" in Yandu, Guan Hanqing's "Dou E's Injustice" no one reads, Guan Moumou sent five thousand taels of silver to Fang Tangjing, he made a stumbling block from it, you are the champion but put the beggar in front, Wei Xiaobao and the Heaven and Earth Association Chen Jinnan have laid a net of heaven and earth, implicated the beggar to help Hong Qigong and his old man go to prison, your surname is the royal family Aixin Jueluo will also be imprisoned for six months, unless Lafayette personally asks about this matter? Niu Gensheng - his head is numb when he hears it? Wake up, it turns out that the champion is not easy to do? It is also difficult for the champion to judge the champion case? My generation of ordinary people still plough their own one-acre three-point field, and do they care whether they are champions or attached horses?

Niu Gensheng saw a couplet on the door of a local tyrant's house: father and son are both Jinshi, father and son are Jinshi, mother and daughter are daughters, and mother and daughter are daughters. Horizontal batch: everyone is happy. Niu Gensheng's spiritual machine was changed to: the father enters the soil, the son enters the soil, the father and son enter the soil, the mother commits suicide, the daughter commits suicide, and the mother and daughter commit suicide. Horizontal batch: Four corpses were cremated. The people outside the door were surrounded by water, and everyone was talking about it, - the old scholar studied for a long time and dropped a sentence, how could it be reasonable, and shook his head when he looked like an official, saying that the world was declining. A self-proclaimed champion of liberal arts in a certain college disdainfully said that I can make ten couplets like this, such as a person who is a big Buddha in a temple and a temple where the Buddha is greater, and Shanghai's tap water comes from the sea? A prostitute walked by with her bare chest and said, "It's not a big deal, is it right?" Tang Bohu said: Three girls and six milks. —An old woman who poured night incense accosted her and said: —A champion with two turtle eggs. Everyone laughed, — the monk said, a prostitute two fairy caves. The champion of liberal arts in the college entrance examination was puzzled? Asked the people around him, but everyone said that the monk master answered brilliantly, and they all laughed and did not declare? The champion asked annoyingly? Yi Zhisuo said that you go and ask Mr. Tang Hede? The champion broke the clay pot and asked who Tang Hede was? -- The four-eyed boy slyly joked that he grinded tofu? The champion pretended to be clever and said that it was tofu Shih Tzu, ah! I understand, one male and one female grind tofu stone grinding! Grinding your head, useless nerd, and still brazenly saying that you are the champion? Go to Jiangmen Jiang Intestine Department and ask Dr. Leslie Cheung? - The woman said, isn't it her husband? Blushing in shame, the champion took out the "Youth Cultivation Manual" with a magnifying glass, slapped his thigh, wrong! Should it be a prostitute in the Three Immortal Caves? The prostitute came over and slapped the champion so that he was dizzy! Is it difficult for a nerd to make a big deal in the end?

Everyone is boring, comrade, do you know the mystery?