Chapter 1: Possessed by an evil spirit

The United States of America (United States) is a federal republican constitutional state composed of Washington, D.C., 50 states, and many overseas territories such as Guam. Its main part is located in the central part of North America, with a total area of 9.373 million square kilometers, a population of 320 million, and a common English language.

I was born in this country, and because the United States is a country of immigrants, the races that make up the society are particularly complex. I got off work in the middle of the night, got home and flushed a bag of soy milk, and I turned on the computer.

I found Luo Yufeng's Weibo and took off my pants in front of her latest selfie.

This Luo Yufeng is an ugly comparison from the southern countryside. It's not a good thing, just because she dares to say it on the Internet, criticizes this and criticizes this, and actually has millions of fans and has become a new generation of public intellectuals, but she has no culture, and the Weibo she posts has special typos, and many people scold her every time she posts on Weibo, but the more she scolds, the more popular it becomes, and now people like to pay attention to this kind of weird person.

This woman is very capable of working in the slum of Footwash, the last time the city was attacked by a mob, she was taken by a dozen black people, and the rest of the shop was fine.

I have a copy of "Sixteen Characters Yin and Yang Feng Shui Practical Techniques" in my hand, and Luo Yufeng's physiognomy is recorded on it:

The eyes are big but bulging, like a toad's eyes,

The mouth is big but pouting, like a toad's mouth,

Generally speaking, this aspect is called the negative solar phase.

It's just that it looks ugly, and you think about it when you look at her.

I looked at her fat body and dark skin, and kept speeding up the movements of my hands, and with a shake of my body, milk squirted onto the monitor and keyboard, I wiped it with toilet paper, and then lifted my pants.

The "Sixteen Characters Yin and Yang Feng Shui Practical Technique" in my hand is a line-bound book printed by Zhonghua Book Company in 1922, the font inside is not small, it is the Ding brothers Ding Sanzai, Ding Fuzhi invented the Juzhen imitation Song font, slender and beautiful, now the mobile phone is very famous Huakang Mulan ancient book is the modern people to reproduce the Juzhen imitation Song font, this font is not very good to use on the mobile phone, but the size of the font printed on the poster, printed on the book is very good.

It's much better than Song Ti, although Song Ti characters are widely used in all aspects of life, but I personally don't like it.

Songti characters have edges and corners and different horizontal and vertical thicknesses, plus the font rendering garbage of Windows is to death, so that Songti characters are displayed in a blur, which is not as good as the black font

The bold characters are the same horizontally and vertically, and the real characters are beautiful.

Mainly because of the different situations that occur in the two fonts:

The Song character is originally used at the time, and it is hand-carved, so it has edges and corners.

The black font is used for lead printing, so it is relatively uniform.

Of course, it's okay if you want to say that the bold font has no personality, but I still like the bold font.

The imitation Song is in the middle of the two, and the large characters are good printed on the book.

"Sixteen Characters Yin and Yang Feng Shui Practical Techniques" is a popular science book written in 1922, that is, in the 11th year of the Republic of China, by official scholars, Taoist priests, mages, and folk teachings.

Everyone knows that fortune-telling feng shui and these things all belong to metaphysics.

Metaphysics belongs to a seller's market, you can do what people say, you don't know whether it is good or not, maybe someone may be deceived and pay back the money.

Therefore, at that time, the government took the lead, and everyone jointly wrote this book, so that the people could understand whether the feng shui gentlemen in the world were reliable or not.

When the first batch of 500 copies of this book was printed, some people strongly objected, saying that it was feudal superstition, so how could it be written and said, and this was not just continuing to spread feudal superstition? At that time, many scholars were incited to strongly criticize the book, so after printing 500 books, no new one was published.

There are trolls at any time, no matter if they don't do it right or not, anyway, it's against it, knock you down, he stood on the moral high ground and won the so-called victory, but it's a pity that from the Republic of China to the present, the Chinese people still don't understand Feng Shui for metaphysics, if this book was rolled out at the time, although it can't make everyone proficient in Feng Shui, but at least you can't be deceived by a low-level fortune teller, how many billions do Chinese people lose every year because of this kind of metaphysical scam? More than 10 billion.

This book was given to me by Uncle Wang, I grew up in an orphanage without a father or mother since I was a child, and there was a volunteer Uncle Wang who was very good to me, not only to protect me from being bullied by the big children, but also to bring me delicious food, but then I gave this book to me, and then I don't know why I never came again.

I have kept this book carefully, I have nothing to read, it is a long knowledge.

After reading it, you will find that the so-called metaphysics is just that ordinary people don't understand it, in fact, the things that these gentlemen do are all introduced in the books, and they look like deceptions, but in fact they are all in accordance with the rules, how do you say that? Feng Shui scams should also be in accordance with the Basic Law.

After reading for a while, I fell asleep, slept for a while, and then I heard the whining and shouting outside, I didn't know what to do, I turned over and found that something was wrong, and suddenly I looked up and found a person standing in front of me, who was wearing a black trench coat and covered my mouth and said, "I'm sorry brother, I have something here for you first, and I'll pick it up when the time comes." ”

Then he took out a bottle and poured out a stream of black liquid, and he took the liquid and slapped it on my face, what was that feeling? It was a cold, piercing liquid that poured into my mouth and nose, and the cold forehead hurt, but it didn't last long, and I could barely breathe when he let go of me

When I came to my senses, he was gone, my head was cold, I got up and checked that there was nothing missing in the house, but the door was opened, and I looked at the traces of prie, could it be that I didn't lock the door at night? Close the door, feel top-heavy, I went back to bed.

This night, my head was like a big ice cube, the ice made me super uncomfortable, and then I fell asleep with my head covered in anger, and in the dream I walked around the North Pole with my bag on my back, and when I woke up, my face was covered with cold sweat.

I got up to brush my teeth, and I heard a gloomy voice behind me saying, "Little brother, are you awake?"

The sound was not loud, but it was unusually clear, and for a moment my hairs stood on end, but I said to myself in my heart, don't scare myself, and continued to brush my teeth slowly

The voice sounded again: "Why doesn't the little brother speak?"

I turned my head sharply, and sure enough, there was no one, I breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to brush my teeth in the mirror, brushing and brushing, and suddenly found that the person in the mirror was not moving at all, and it was not my face at all

Ahh

It's over, I'm such a good person, and I actually ran into this thing one day.

Isn't it that after the founding of the country, it can't become a refinement?

Isn't there no cow, ghost, snake and god?

Why are there still some things that should not exist in real life and cannot be broadcast by news broadcasts?

For a while, a lot of thoughts flashed through my mind, and after thinking about it, I didn't have the capital to compete with this thing.

Knives are useful?

Is my urine useful?

Does a black dog work?

But where do I go to find the black dog on the big night?

Now reciting God forbid, is Amitabha still useful?

I screamed and immediately became unconscious, so I quickly covered my mouth and exited the bathroom.

Because everyone knows that the bathroom is also a place where supernatural things occur, this place is dark and damp from feng shui, and it is easy to breed evil spirits.

Also, a small house, especially a small rental house like mine, the bathroom is pitiful, if such a small place is like in the movie, the door suddenly closes and cannot be opened, then this small bathroom is a living coffin

So retreating to the master bedroom is the right way to go.

"Meow, where are you?" I picked up the broom in the doorway and glanced at the small master bedroom.

I'm a rental house changed by the landlord.,The master bedroom is the living room or the kitchen.,Except for the bathroom just now.,It can be said that the fart is a bigger place.

"Where are you?"

"I'm in your head?" a gloomy voice sounded.

It dawned on me! That black viscous liquid was him, and he actually entered my mind, there was only one possibility!

He wants to take possession of my flesh, but that is impossible, and I would rather die than let him occupy my flesh!

It is the worst thing in the world, and after being taken away, you will not be you

Of course, it's still you legally and in DNA

But the soul inside has been replaced

Why am I so unlucky?

I'm scared

I panicked

I was helpless

I want to cry but I can't

There's not much I can do if I want to fight.