Chapter 371: The Angry Fungus Man
"Twitter!"
The group of "cuckold" little guys rushed out of the kitchen, dodging the chase of Xixi, but unfortunately, when they just ran in front of Xiao Zhan and them, they were given by Xiao Zhan's immobilization charm. Vertices
"Tsk?"
They didn't seem to understand why they couldn't move.
"Run, you have the ability to run!" Xixi flung his little short legs and followed, his little short hands crossed his waist, and he looked down at the group of little green hat guys at his feet.
"Don't think that you can become the Hulun Bell Prairie with a green hat, fall into my hands, and turn you into a desert in minutes!" Xixi pointed at the group of cuckold guys who were fixed with a small short finger, and his chubby face turned crimson.
She didn't expect that this group of little green hat guys who were no bigger than her fingers would run so fast, causing her to chase her from the kitchen to the living room, which was against her reputation as a "whirlwind little beautiful legs".
"Twitter!"
Seeing Xixi pointing at his head and scolding, this group of little green-hat guys was also a little indignant, and immediately replied.
"Yo! Do you still know who gave you the courage to talk back?" Genghis Khan?" Although he couldn't understand what the other party was scolding, the loser did not lose the battle, and Xixi squatted down, poked the biggest "green hat" with his little short hand, and continued to taunt the other party.
"Tsk!"
The "green hat" did not lose the battle, raised his voice, and his tone became more and more angry.
Seeing that Xixi and the group of cuckold little guys were arguing endlessly, and they were still talking with chickens and ducks, Yun Xizi raised his forehead and looked at Xiao Zhan, "What kind of monsters are these little monsters?"
Xiao Zan touched his nose and said with some hesitation: "Allow me.. Think about it. ”
"You don't know either?" Yun Xizi raised his eyebrows, his tone playful.
"Ahem, I think I've seen it somewhere, but I don't remember much. Xiao Zan said.
"They are so small, not as big as Xixi's fingers, how did you do it, pick up the Xinhua dictionary and smash me?" Jiao Xiaotian touched the red mark on his forehead, which had faded a lot, and wondered.
Xiao Zan squatted down, stretched out his index finger and gently poked the largest "green hat": "What kind of monster are you?"
"Twitter!" The big green hat seemed to understand Xiao Zhan's words, and immediately responded.
"After answering my question, I will explain it to you. Xiao Zan said.
"Great God, can you understand what they say?" Xixi looked at Xiao Zan in surprise, his eyes wide open.
Xiao Zan nodded, "I can basically understand." ”
"Oh my God, you're amazing. Xixi exaggeratedly held her face with her little short hand, revealing a fan girl's expression.
Xiao Zan hooked his lips and continued to look at the big green hat, "Say it." ”
"Twitter!" The big green hat was helpless, so he had to answer Xiao Zhan's question honestly.
"Oh, fungus people, it turns out that you are fungus people, no wonder..."Xiao Zan rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully.
"What is a fungus man?" Xixi said curiously.
"A kind of demon that grows in moss, belongs to the plant monster. Xiao Zan finally remembered that this group of green-hat little guys was the legendary long-disappeared fungus people.
Although the fungus people are small and fungus-like, they are actually living fossils of the demon world that appeared in ancient times.
They grow in dark, damp moss, but they are technically youkai who evolved from moss.
The cycle of the mushroom man's essence change is very long, ranging from thousands of years to tens of thousands of years, so these fungus people in front of him are at least thousands of years old.
"Are they bad goblins? Are they here to eat Pepper?"
Hearing Xixi's words, Jiao Xiaotian couldn't help but shudder, and recalled the nightmare of being eaten by a group of green rats after he turned back into Chaotian Pepper
Dream.
"They live on the stems and leaves of moss and on absorbing sunlight and moonlight to enhance their practice. Xiao Zan said.
"Then where do they have the strength to move things that are several times larger than them?" Jiao Xiaotian wondered.
"With demonic power, can't I move things that are several times bigger than me?" Xixi shook his little head and said proudly.
"Then why did they poison Xiaotian?" Yun Xizi asked.
Xiao Zan stretched out his index finger, poked the big green hat again, and asked, "Why did you pour the rat poison into the water cup of Little Pepper?"
Feeling misunderstood, the big green hat hurriedly explained.
This group of fungus people only moved to Jiao Xiaotian's house some time ago, and they practiced for two thousand years, and finally changed from moss essence to fungus people, and began to look for a better living environment.
Probably because the spirits have turned into fungus people, they no longer like to stay in the deserted jungles and mountains, so they moved from the deep mountains and old forests to the city.
At first, they lived in a crowded park, like a bystander, watching people walk, chat, and have fun in the park... Feeling their joys, sorrows, and sorrows, gradually, I also learned to think and understand human speech.
Therefore, they are no longer content to be just spectators, but want to participate in human life and be a part of them.
After some discussion, they decided to move from the park to a human dwelling and live with humans.
However, with so many people, who should they choose to "live with"?
After struggling for a while, they were attracted by a similar breath, looking for this plant-based demonic aura, they came to Jiao Xiaotian's house, and set up a home on the most humid sink pipe.
After settling down, they did not reveal their identities immediately, but secretly observed Jiao Xiaotian's daily life and imitated his behavior and habits.
They found that Jiao Xiaotian likes to make figurines, and he sits at the workbench almost all day long without leaving home.
Looking at those figures of different shapes, the fungus people also had a strong interest in Jiao Xiaotian's figures.
Therefore, when they take Jiao Xiaotian to sleep or go out, they will climb onto the workbench, learn from Jiao Xiaotian, and turn those figures upside down.
However, their behavior was just to follow suit, delight themselves, and torture Jiao Xiaotian.
Soon, Jiao Xiaotian installed fingerprint locks on the bookcases and drawers, completely isolating the fungus people from those figures.
Since then, the mushrooms have felt bored, and can only silently watch Jiao Xiaotian play with his figures, but he doesn't let them play.
In desperation, they took advantage of Jiao Xiaotian's sleep to speak in his ear, suggesting that he should not lock the cabinet.
Of course, their demands did not reach Jiao Xiaotian's mind, but instead affected Jiao Xiaotian's sleep, and even disrupted his peaceful life, so that he mistakenly thought that there were rats or rat spirits in the house, causing him nightmares and pain.
After seeing that Jiao Xiaotian bought back a few mouse traps and a few packs of rat poison, the fungus people thought that this was Jiao Xiaotian's new toy, so they sneaked in front of the mouse trap while he was asleep and activated the mechanism of the mouse trap.
"Smack!"
As soon as the mouse trap was activated, the clip flipped over and pressed down on the fungus.
"Tsk!"
The fungus man was quick-eyed, screamed to dodge the clapper's attack, and jumped to the side.
"Twitter..."
They seemed to have discovered the new world, ran to the other rat trap, and jumped on the trap together, jumping away from each side as the trap was about to press over.
This kind of gameplay seems to be more interesting than the upside-down figures, and in less than a moment, they are
I played with all the mouse traps at home.
However, they only activate the traps and don't restore the clips and start all over again, so they start to get bored again when they see the clips all turned over.
"Twitter!"
Suddenly, one of the fungus men pointed to the pile of white powder sprinkled on the rat trap and said something.
After speaking, the fungus man took the lead in reaching out his hand, dipped a little white powder, stuck out his tongue and licked it.
"Tsk!"
After the fungus man finished licking the white powder from his hands, his limbs began to twitch uncontrollably, and his eyes were wide and glowing with excitement.
"Tsk?" the other mushrooms looked at him with some confusion and even uneasy.
"Twitter..."
Suddenly, he began to dance and jump to his feet, as if he had taken a stimulant, his flesh-colored body turned pink, his eyes narrowed, and his mouth let out a cheerful cry.
Seeing this, several other mushroom people also ate a little white powder, and then, like that mushroom man, they sang and danced.
It wasn't until sunrise that they were quiet.
"Twitter..."
Exhausted, they lay on their backs, stretching their limbs, as if discussing something.
After the discussion, they collected all the white powder on the mouse trap and sprinkled it into the cup where Jiao Xiaotian usually drank water, waiting for Jiao Xiaotian to drink it, just like himself, jumping and jumping.
However, when Jiao Xiaotian drank it, it didn't happen as they expected, but fell to the ground, and then disappeared...
"It turns out that they use rat poison as a stimulant, and they still want Pepper to be as hi as them, hahaha, it's terrible to be uneducated!" As he spoke, Xixi stretched out his little short hand and poked the head of the big green hat.
"Rat poison does have an excitatory effect on the central nervous system, especially the brain stem, but more often than not, it is convulsions, fainting, and even death. They are monsters and pure plant demons, so the rat poison only plays an exciting role for them, but Xiaotian has already turned into a human, so he will be poisoned by the rat poison and forced to return to his original form. Yun Xizi explained.
"Twitter...", as if they knew that they were in trouble, the bacteria showed guilt one after another.
"Then why did you drag my quilt and hit me with Xinhua dictionaries?" Jiao Xiaotian asked, feeling that this group of fungus people was completely a group of bear children!
"Twitter!" Hearing Jiao Xiaotian's question, the mushrooms put away their ashamed expressions and became angry again.
"Ahem, Little Pepper, did you tear down their home?" Xiao Zan looked at Jiao Xiaotian and asked.
"Huh?" Jiao Xiaotian looked confused.
"Twitter!" Seeing that Jiao Xiaotian seemed unwilling to admit it, the mushrooms became more and more angry, their flesh-colored skin also turned crimson, and their eyes were shining with a fierce light.
"They said you cleaned the moss along with it. Xiao Zan looked at Jiao Xiaotian and said.
"Tsk!" seemed to echo Xiao Zhan's words, and the mushrooms immediately called out again.
"Uh..." Jiao Xiaotian seemed to understand.
"I didn't know it was their home, I thought it was because the house was too dirty, so it would grow moss, so I removed it by the way when I cleaned it, so what should I do now?" Jiao Xiaotian scratched his head and looked at the group of fungus people helplessly.
"I had to find them a new home. Xiao Zan said.
"I'll leave this to me, isn't it just moss, I'll plant a pot. Hee Hee stood up, patted his little chest, and said with an oath.
"Twitter!" Hearing Xixi's words, the mushrooms looked at her one after another, showing a look of anticipation.