Chapter 13: Black Africans

It's good that no one knows me here, but I didn't expect to change cities and change moods, and I don't have to wait for others to beat me.

But today is not very good, I went to the most famous local food, finished eating a large plate of chicken and African ramen, went back and started diarrhea, until I went to the hospital for an intravenous drip, the test result was E. coli poisoning, the doctor asked me where I went, I said to eat a large plate of chicken, he said, "You dare to eat that thing? They don't use toilet paper." ”

I said, "No, aren't they the only Indians?"

The doctor said that you are Baidu.

It is said that their leader said that toilet paper is made of trees, and every time one is used, there is one less big tree on the earth, for the sake of the earth's environmental protection, he took the lead in not using toilet paper, the flame can purify sin, and the water can purify the filth, so the poop can only be washed with water in the future.

I angrily went to the store to find them a theory, and I said, "Why don't you wipe your ass and wash it with your hands dipped in water?"

A young man who ran the hall looked at me with disdain, and then beckoned: "This man is here to find trouble, he insults our religion, blasphemes our gods, and kills him." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the beer bottle flew over, I saw the meow, this is going to beat me up in the whole hotel, I was so scared that I immediately withdrew, these people are too fierce in combat, not only chasing me in the back, but also smashing anything along the way, whether they hit a car or a person.

I was thinking that the shops on this food street were unlucky, I was running fast, they couldn't catch up, these people were so temperamental.

I found out that after the golden toad possessed, my physical strength did increase greatly, I used to run 200 meters and gasp like a dog, now I can run 3 kilometers in one breath no problem, I hid in the rockery in the park, sat down, and then the sweat on my body was first slow, and then a large amount of outflow, and after a while my clothes and pants were wet.

At the same time, I was panting constantly, and my lungs hurt when I was panting.

Jin Toad said: "Oh, your physical strength is still not good, if I didn't cast a spell to control your sweat glands and paralyze your body, you wouldn't be able to run three kilometers." ”

I couldn't say a word, it turned out that I wasn't strengthening, but Brother Toad was helping me.

"Brother Toad, why do you think those cuckolds killed me?"

Jin Toad: "You don't understand this, this is the power of religion, and the religion they believe in determines who they can see and kill whom." ”

"You guys don't sell a lot of chicken ramen, it's really violent. ”

Jin Toad: "Don't worry about others, tell me about you, what are you going to do?"

I said, "I don't know, this place in Mukden is not very peaceful. ”

"Woo......" There was a horn outside the sound???

What the hell is the horn? This big city.

I opened the window and it was very lively outside, these cuckolds were actually marching, and there was a huge statue on the carriage in front of me, it was actually Hatsune Miku, my God, no wonder they were so fanatical, it turned out that they believed in the Hatsune Miku God Cult.

I quickly searched and found that these blacks were introduced by the "100 Million African Brothers Project" and were the 57th ethnic group in the United States. When the elderly population over 60 years old accounts for 10% of the total population of a country or region, or the elderly population over 65 years old accounts for 7% of the total population, it means that the population of the country or region is in an aging society.

In September 1982, in order to limit the number of indigenous people, a family planning policy was introduced, i.e., planned births according to the population policy. The main content and purpose are to promote late marriage, late childbearing, fewer births, and eugenics, so as to control the population in a planned way.

The disadvantages of this are that the aborigines only have one, while some ethnic groups give birth at will, and the consequences of this are the decline in the voice of the aborigines as the main ethnic group, the decline in the birth rate, the decrease in the size of the young population, the increase in the proportion of the elderly population, and the shortage of labor, and the family planning policy has brought many disadvantages.

But after the implementation of the two-child program, the number of newborns in the United States has not increased at all, and there are four reasons:

1. The cost of raising a child is too high now, it is very difficult to raise one, and you can't afford to raise two at all

2 Because the concept of family planning, which has lasted for 30 years, has been deeply rooted, many people naturally give birth to one, and many people say that why do you want so many children?

3 The intervention of women's rights, I don't know when the United States began to implement women's rights, and women only gave birth to one, which was called the progress of women's status by feminist organizations, they said that women in other countries are fertility machines, and the United States can give birth to one, so after opening up the second child, feminist organizations strongly oppose it.

4 If you want to have a child, you will naturally give birth, and those rich people will have to give birth even if they pay a fine, and others can afford it, so he doesn't care at all after the second child is opened.

So an expert put forward the "100 Million African Brothers Plan", introducing 100 million blacks from the poorest countries in Africa, because in addition to skin color, blacks are more than the native people in terms of size and chirp, and the state gives them a large number of preferential policies in order to appease them, and gives subsidies for giving births, and fights with the aborigines, no matter whose fault it is, the sentences are the aborigines, so that the low-end population that was originally a slave in European countries suddenly became a human being in the United States. These blacks could not have enough to eat in Africa, and when they arrived in the United States, they multiplied in large numbers, quickly changing from 100 million to 200 million and 300 million.

There are three characteristics of blackness:

1 lazy, the concept of many African countries is: Lao Tzu would rather starve to death than farm, our African land is not suitable for farming, and planting will not bear fruit, but the Americans found that the African land is fertile, so they opened local farms after a bumper harvest, these Africans found that the original African land can also grow things. However, there are still many Africans who are just waiting for the United Nations to help.

2 The brain is not good, basically the black Africans are intellectually low, not to mention learning knowledge, even if they work, they need to train them for a long time, and as long as the salary is opened, some blacks disappear, and the money is spent and then come back, you will definitely suffer a loss when you deal with them, because they can do whatever they want, and they can not count if they say it

3 strong and strong bully, I don't know why, they look down on the yellow race in their hearts, whether you are American, South Korean or Japanese, they think that the yellow race is small and easy to bully.

They believe in a strange religion, Hatsune Miku God Cult, also called the Two-Gen God Cult, this religion is characterized by everyone wearing a green hat, they say that Hatsune Miku is the only true god in the universe, and the pig is the divine beast in the religion, because the pig has ten great advantages:

1. Optimism: The pig is always full of hope for his future, and he is convinced that the owner does not raise it to ask for a few pieces of braised pork to be added to the rice. He knew that humans had done a lot to their predecessors and juniors, but pigs could always live in sunny days, and they believed that one day people would be influenced by them.

2. Contentment: The pig will never ask you for more things, and it will not refuse the leftovers of light tea you give him, just ask for a full stomach, without any other luxury.

3. Calmness: Even if it is a major event that is about to be stepped on, the pig is just walking around slowly, in fact, people don't know that it is calmly and methodically thinking about a solution.

Fourth, kindness: they never bully the weak or bully the small, they look down on those self-righteous so-called "strong", they will only pay cold eyes to them, and their hearts are one out of ten hundred disgust, to put it bluntly, pigs are fully qualified for the post of peace messenger.

Fifth, heartwarming: the pig is like a loyal hungry listener of yours, no matter how painful, how happy, how frightening, how boring, it will stand quietly aside, listen to your nagging, chat with you, accompany you verbosity, can be said to be qualified authentic "three escorts".

6. Rationality: Pigs will never be unreasonable, mess with an unknown temper, kill you by surprise, so that you can't deal with it, on the contrary, when you are irrational, it can also comfort you on the side.

7. Quiet: Whether the pig is happy or sad, it always endures silently alone, even if it knows that its life is only 24 hours, it will only squat quietly in the pigsty, with eyes full of tears, look at the world affectionately, see the world for the last time.

8. Self-confidence: The pig never minds what others think of it, it doesn't mind its appearance, it will never bother with the boring tricks of losing weight, they will never go out of their way to buy "Qumei", "Big Impression" and other weight loss drugs to lose weight for themselves, the pig's point of view is only to hold - I am fat, who am I afraid of?

9. Patience: The pig always gives people a feeling that they are not in a hurry, and something is slowly solved, when it is hungry, it will not pester the owner to spoil and want to eat; when it is thirsty, it will not run around headless to find water, everything it is waiting patiently, it is only loyal to its owner, it believes that the owner will feed it.

10. Loyalty: Pigs will never trust someone else, and betray their masters, although the owner usually gives tea and light rice, and sometimes even uses the topic to play, find them to be angry, scolding, beating, but they have never thought of running away from home, and will not easily run away from home, it is convinced that only the master is the best for himself in this world. There are many advantages of pigs, but many of them are lacking in ordinary people. What's more, human beings are too arrogant and arrogant, not only constantly insulting pigs, but also looking down on pigs more and more, but, pigs are just like the kindness mentioned above, and they are cold to human beings, "adults don't care about villains"!

Therefore, the members of this sect do not eat pork, and people and pigs live together, even their churches also have pigs, and the smell is terrible.

Pork is the most commonly eaten meat in modern Americans, so it is inevitable that they will have conflicts with Native Americans, and the state's policy towards them is to appease, to put it bluntly, as long as they don't declare independence, they can do anything. These blacks are constantly asking for them in the United States, and anyway, they feel bullied and immediately stab the United Nations, saying that the United States suppresses religion and racially discriminates against black people.

Some experts say that there are 30 million more men than women in the United States, and many of them are married to blacks, and there are many children who are not white and black, and experts say that Americans should be prohibited by law from marrying with blacks, because if they do this, there will be no white-skinned people on the American land in 100 years.

The horns continued, and then the African-inspired drums and songs sounded:

Akei coolie's ~ sub-monkey run

Don't wipe with paper

Change sei to red and extinguish Ou yala

Straight to cooking after pooping

Akei creeper sub-monkey Ben

The big plate of chicken comes to be all natural

Akei creeper sub-monkey Ben

The ramen noodles are pulled directly by hand

Change sei to red and extinguish Ou yala

Hatsune Miku is the greatest

Akei creeper sub-monkey Ben

We are all going to serve her

Change sei to red and extinguish Ou yala

See who kills who hula

Yes............

These blacks carried all kinds of flags in the procession, shouting that someone had blasphemed their gods, and that the blood of the Han people had to be used to appease the wrath of the gods, and they smashed and burned all the way, and even a few blacks stripped a young girl and raped them on the spot.

"It's over, Brother Toad, I may really offend people, everyone knows that the second dimension can't be provoked, do you think I'm messing around?"

Brother Toad said: "You are not a stall, you are going to finish, you are busy first, I will study it first, can you change someone to possess you." ”

"Brother Toad, Brother Toad, what are you doing here, I'm not dead yet, you have to possess someone else's body, don't be, Brother Toad, save me." ”

Jin Toad: "What do you think, how can you offend them?" ”

"I was very angry about E. coli poisoning, so I went to them to theorize, who knows, they beat it, and smashed it all the way along the street, I didn't think so much at the time, I thought that with you protecting me, I would be fine. ”

Jin Toad: "It's not that I don't protect you, these two-dimensional believers, their beliefs are very firm, and they are not easy to be confused, my skills sometimes fail, especially when there are many of them, they can't do it at all, if they are alone one by one, it's no problem." ”

We hid in the park until late and returned to the hotel, and I was afraid to go out for several days.

"The novel is recommended, "Antiques in the Game" is super good-looking, you read a book, reading can purify the soul and drive out fear. "This is what Brother Jin Toad said to me. He said I don't have to be afraid, although these blacks are strong, they don't go door-to-door to look for me, so I have nothing to do and read more.

So I recently finished reading the four books of Mr. Ma Boyong's "Antiques in the Game", and I thought it was very enjoyable.

I prefer to read antiques and antiques.,Adventure and puzzle-solving novels.,Because this kind of novel is much better than the average fantasy online text.,I read the beginning and I don't know the end.,Unlike some third-rate idol dramas.,I know how to develop later when I watch the beginning.。

Suspense puzzle novels, some of the stories in them are the main line and some are branch lines, and many clues are summarized at the moment of the mystery, and the people who read it are so enjoyable.

We followed the wish from a Buddha head into the pit, and gradually revealed the past events that happened in their Xu family, the story spans a lot of timelines, their Xu family is born to do great things, really dare to think and do, erudite and talented.

There are many characters in the story, the first one that caught my attention is Mr. Huang, Mr. Huang is full of hostility to the arrival of the wish, giving people a feeling of being behind the scenes, and the screenwriter in many works is also like this routine for the audience, everyone has seen "Crazy Boy", among them, there is a big Fei Ge, who is very arrogant when he appears, and later found a lot of things, the audience will think, this person is a bad person, but people are not, hahaha, the bad guy is another person, Old Man Huang is also such a person, the real feeling when he was young dared to do it.

Jin Toad said: "Then it's medicine, otherwise, their old pharmacist has a very funny name, and I suspect that Mr. Ma Boyong was sincere when he wrote it." is a character who is both good and evil, you can refer to the piccolo demon king, who has the ability and means, and many times it looks very hostile to make a wish, but every time you can feel that he is pulling a bias, in Liu Chengxuan, and in Hong Kong Qingming Shanghe Tu, if it weren't for the means, the wish would have died.

"Antiques Bureau in the Game 3" tells the prequel, the story of wishing grandpa Xu Yicheng, his grandfather is really a great character, I deeply admired him after reading it, especially the section where Sun Dianying was blocked outside Tanglin, it was so tragic, the real mantis arm was a car, but I had to do it. In the end, he was even slandered as a traitor. ”

I said: "Mr. Ma Boyong is a very good writer, his biggest hobby is to collect a lot of books, after reading and recommend to everyone, you can see that he enjoys reading and writing, nothing but he also travels, he goes out to post Weibo every time he has a long insight, writing this thing just needs to be accumulated."

Anyway, after reading these four books, many stories are finally put together, like filling up and pressurizing, detonating at the last moment, I feel very cool when the truth is revealed, but at the same time, I wake up, my God!

It's really a good book, it's exciting, it's interlocking, it's cool!"

I read the four books for about 10 days, because it's very messy outside, I touched the mayor's daughter, I don't know when it actually spread to Mukden, plus the cuckold minorities outside are looking for me like crazy, I don't dare to go out of the house

I read it when I couldn't sleep because I had insomnia, and I didn't think it was a loss, it was a good book.

I heard Jin Toad say that "Antiques in the Bureau" is going to be filmed in a TV series, starring Xia Yu, Qiao Zhenyu, Cai Wenjing, Tanaka Chie, Wang Gang, etc

There is another one of my favorite "Golden Pupils" is also going to make a TV series, or Zhang Yixing is here to act, I think Zhang Yixing is still good in the little fresh meat, the TV series "Sand Sea" Zhang Yixing made a cameo appearance in Xie Yuchen, it is said that Zhang Yixing is very busy, this kind of small TV series may not be able to come for a long time, but Zhang Yixing is quite face-saving, because many of Shahai's team are Lao Jiumen, Zhang Yixing happened to play Lao Jiumen, he can act, this is just a kind of inheritance, Zhang Yixing is good!

In short, I'm super looking forward to the TV series of Antique Game and Golden Pupil.