Niu Gensheng came to Lingnan No. 1 Middle School in a dream and saw that the overlord Sledgehammer was actively preparing for the college entrance examination? Wow! He usually doesn't burn incense, and he is cramming Buddha's feet temporarily! Wang Dazhui decided to break the kettle and sink the boat and fight against the water? Challenge the Hell College Entrance Examination Corps of Hengshui Middle School! Niu Gensheng broke out in a cold sweat, and first came to a sea of tactics! The test papers and examination questions were like a rain of bullets, flying sand and stones! Many high-achieving students were scared out of urine before the exam, and half of them were eliminated! Second, they memorized by rote? Reciting backwards like a stream, rolling melons were ripe? The oldest read a book a hundred times, and its meaning was seen by itself? As a result, Lingnan No. 1 Middle School lost hundreds of high-achieving students! Only Zhou Xingxing, Wang Dazhui, Liang Shi, Niu Gensheng, and Shen Worm competed for the top prize in arts and sciences, and even the eldest aunt was defeated!

Zhou Xingxing had just started the examination, and he was disqualified from the examination with Xiao Canggao's high-tech skills! Liang Shi was honest and Wang Laoji took the second exam, and the sky has eyes? Wang Dazhui became the national champion in science! Niu Gensheng was the national champion in liberal arts! Shen Worm took three exams, and he wrote with a feeling in his heart:

"Actor" college entrance examination version

Keep it simple, and the way to ask questions is simpler

Please omit the brain-burning problem, don't trick me

Just want to be able to cross the line perfectly

Can you listen slower in English?

Chinese is my language, don't talk to me about that

I'mfinethankyou goodbye

ABCD odds are just as good as they are, so how do I choose

How to solve genetic hybrid mitosis

I have forgotten those things until now

I can only adapt to the change of the topic and try my best to find points

How trigonometric formulas are applied is not yet understood

There is still a difference in the number of words to 800 bytes

Sodium chloride sodium sulfate which one needs electrolysis

I don't understand it yet

Why did the reporter interview Niu Gensheng achieve such good results? Niu Gensheng said that he was so familiar with the will of heaven, maybe he drank the milk of the Doumeng cow, right? Eat more beef and tomatoes? Everyone was stunned! -- Words stirred up a thousand feet of waves, and it was difficult to find milk in the city? Beef is more expensive than Tang monk meat? Eggs and fried tomatoes are indispensable in the Xie Shi banquet! When the reporter interviewed Wang Dazhu, why did he become the top student in science? He said that I never expected that it was a coincidence, maybe this story is skillful and fictional, or the plot is similar, please ask netizens and the majority of candidates to drown the Lingnan ghost talent with saliva! No cream, I am so good, so diligent, and excellent? I'm not the champion?

Suddenly, eight taels of gold flew up and signaled: Take the exam calmly, the examination room must be quiet, and no loud noise must be made! The evil god of Huoyun wears a red armband to invigilate the examination! The clock is: 9 o'clock in the morning on June 7, 2ol7, it was Nan Ke's dream just now? Now it is in earnest! The college entrance examination is coming! Who is the flower, and who is the deer to whom? As the saying goes: No one knows about the cold window for ten years, and the world knows it in one fell swoop? Xin Xin students, you have worked hard! I wish you all the title of the gold list to victory!

After the exam, don't forget to complain and click on "Dream Journey", and drown her with saliva! It's best to ask Sister Song Zude Furong to scold the Lingnan ghost to make him stink for 10,000 years! After death, he will be beaten into the eighteenth layer of hell, skinned and dismantled, and he will never be able to be reborn! This is called cool! Put her to death and be born! Let this work smear her with saliva! Let thousands of readers laugh and laugh!