102 Swallowing Heaven

Niu Gensheng had just come out of the prayer hall in his dream, and people were beating gongs and drums to tell each other, saying that the day of the Tengu Eclipse Day was over! A group of anorexic patients rushed out of Huatuo Hospital to pee cow pills on the roadside food stalls. Wufeng said: "Swallow the sky! It's raining and go home to collect your shirt!" The old demon of Montenegro slapped his thigh: "The King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn are going to patrol the mountain, don't lose the Heavenly Silver Treasure Bottle and the Heavenly Swallowing Golden Jade Bottle?"

The King of the Silver Horn is singing "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain", holding the gold and silver vases and rushing back to the White Tiger Cave, and the King of the Golden Horn is sleeping lazily. On the way, I met Monkey King and Wang Dazhui. Wang Da Hammer stopped the Silver Horn King and asked, "King, how to get to the White Tiger Cave?" The Silver Horn King replied suspiciously: "Two immortals, what are you doing to find my Golden Horn King?"

Wang Da Hammer said: "I heard the old demon of Montenegro say that there is a gold and a silver king on this mountain, and there are two pots and bottles of the god of devouring the sky and the sun, I don't believe it? My master Monkey King also has an ice gourd that can hold the sun, the moon, the heaven and the earth?" The silver horn king said: "Brag! The tengu eclipse just now was still a trick of me to scare the mountain people in this area! Don't go up the mountain to chop firewood? The tigers in the White Tiger Cave have all run out! The forest on the mountain is seriously damaged, and the soil erosion is serious? A few days ago, I heard the old demon of Montenegro say that he went to inhale yang qi, and the Bull Demon King and the thousand-year-old white tiger spirit caught three Tang Dynasty monks, one is called Tang Seng, with fine skin and tender meat, and the legend is that he is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and eating a piece of his meat can lead to immortality! There is also an ugly pig muttering that he is the marshal of Tianpeng, and my lord said that he pickled it for the winter! That Sha Wujing said: "Wait for my senior brother Monkey King to return! Then clean up your group of stinky goblins? Now I am informing the King of the Golden Horn to rush to the Huoyun Cave to eat Tang monk's meat? Is it too late to eat the holy monk after I have pretended to be Sun Wukong and made great achievements?"

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth with hatred, and Wang Da Hammer made the eyes of the great sage not to be like a little demon, and if he couldn't bear it, he would make a big plan. Wang Da Hammer said: "Let's make a bet to see whose treasure bottle can hold the sky or swallow the sky?" The silver horn king said: "Who is afraid of whom? Real gold is not afraid of the fire of the red furnace?" He took out the heaven-swallowing gold and jade bottle and threw it into the air, and the sky was really dark and pressed down, and he couldn't see his five fingers! He took out the silver treasure bottle and called out to swallow the sky! Suddenly the sand and stones flew away, the whirlwind suddenly rose, covering the sky and the sun, the sun and the moon were dark, and many flowers and trees entered the treasure bottle! Wang Dazhui hurriedly shouted to stop, but fortunately, he grabbed a big tree in his hand, and the person was almost scraped into the silver treasure bottle! Monkey King disdainfully said, this is a bird baby! My Kunlun Ice Jade Gourd is a veritable Heaven Swallowing Treasure Bottle?

Monkey King took out a Kunlun ice gourd and threw it into the air, and the two treasure bottles of the little demon inhaled the Kunlun ice jade gourd! The Silver Horn King was stunned, Sun Wukong beat him to death with a stick, snatched the treasure and went straight to the Huoyun Cave! The Bull Demon King and the Black Mountain Old Demon came out to fight with the Monkey King, and Wang Da Hammer shouted twice the Bull Demon King and the Black Mountain Old Demon, and the two were filled with treasure bottles!

Monkey King rescued the master Bajie and the three sand monks were about to hurry, but the king of the golden horn took out the Qiankun bag, and suddenly the sand and rocks were flying, the wind was strong, and the sky around the Huoyun Cave and the White Tiger Cave was knees black! People were scared and urinated! Fleeing for their lives! Not knowing that they had taken off their trousers and women's trousers, a bearded guy cried: "The end of the world is over: swallow the sky! The Golden Horn King turned into a nine-headed tiger monster, sucked Wukong and Wang Sledgehammer into his mouth and brought them back to the White Tiger Cave, and taught everyone to kneel down and pray and repent to the corpse of the Silver Horn King?

The King of the Golden Horn cried: "Thousands of cuts, the Monkey King of Heaven Killing, why did you kill my virtuous brother King Silver Horn? You save his life, bring him back to life, I will let you go, otherwise, you will all have to die!"

Daji and Shen Gong Leopard descended the clouds and saved the life of the Silver Horn King! Shen Gong Leopard shouted and said: "Nine-headed tiger monster, follow me to Egypt and Rome to breed, where can I have a sphinx face and a human head and a horse body?" The Golden Horn King complained: "But am I a tiger?" Daji said: "A woman is like a wolf and a tiger at forty, and she can give birth to a tiger baby and a wolf child so that she can go drifting?" Tang Seng is also a tiger, and his daughter the king and the rabbit demon are rushing to marry him?"

Everyone laughed, and Tang Seng wrote: "Sin, sin, isn't the nine-tailed fox fairy engaged in 3P with Jiang Ziya and Zhou Boyi and King Xu?" Daji said: "You are bald, I have swallowed it for you a few times! Nuwa Niang ordered to confiscate the heaven-swallowing treasure at Chacha? Don't swallow the sky indiscriminately? Do you know that as soon as the sky is dark, if there is a pause at this moment, I don't know how many dogs, birds, men and women will do what kind of wind and snow! Sweep the water for ten Dongfeng cars, and the bubble sleeve can be sprinkled all over Chang'an Street! After October, there will be tens of millions more people on the earth? Don't swallow the sky indiscriminately?"

Niu Gensheng woke up in fright, stuck out his tongue and said: "No wonder there are no handsome men and green women on the street in the dark, they used to give birth in bed and do piston sports?, Swallowing Heaven is quite interesting? It's better to get dark every day, don't come tomorrow, do you want the sun?" Feng Qingyang said: "Hou Yi has an enmity with you! All things thrive on the great sun! I will write the Swallowing Heaven Record tomorrow to see what you can do to me?"

Niu Gensheng said: "Who are you? I don't want to let you! If you don't leave, I'll shout indecent!" Wufeng said: "Nine don't answer eight, Mo Ming is wonderful? Now people really have a problem with their sanity, how can the sky swallow it, and it is difficult to swallow bananas? Unless you are a big mouth nine!" Dakou Jiu said: "Swallow a bird, the abalone is almost the same! Become a mussel! Swallow the sky! Swallow your dead head!"

Niu Gensheng read the novel "Swallowing Heaven" with relish, and Master Lingnan ghost grabbed it, threw it to the toilet, and said that the demon dares to swallow it, you think you are a tengu!