"It's boring!" the bright-eyed thief brushed away Yue Yang's big hand, stood up, turned his head and left.

"How can it be boring? Men and women love, love each other, romantic and lingering, this is the most meaningful thing in the world!" Yue Yang hurriedly chased out, and while walking towards the thief with bright eyes, he laughed loudly: "Brother, don't be embarrassed, if you don't know how to have sex in the house, I can teach you! Although I don't have much experience, we can study it slowly...... If you have something to say, don't move the dagger!"

The bright-eyed thief was furious when he heard this, and his footsteps stopped.

With a wave of his hand, a dagger flashed with cold light.

As soon as Yue Yang saw the dagger on his neck, he hurriedly raised his hands obediently to express his surrender.

"Get out, I'm not the same kind of person as you!" The bright-eyed thief resisted the urge not to kill this kid, and coldly squeezed out a sentence between the gaps of the little white teeth.

"Wouldn't you? You don't like women?" Yue Yang's expression was exaggerated: "You shouldn't be the legendary man, right?"

"What is a male?" the bright-eyed thief couldn't understand.

"In this world, there are two kinds of 'attacking' and 'defending'...... Oh, don't fight!" Yue Yang didn't finish speaking, and the bright-eyed thief had already punched him in the face.

"I warn you, take the initiative to get away when you see me in the future, or I'll kill you!" The bright-eyed thief was very angry, but Yue Yang admitted that this guy's angry appearance was also quite good.

Some people in the world are like this, whether they are laughing or angry, they are very good-looking.

When people look at it, they can't help but like it.

On the contrary, some people are different, whether they are laughing or angry, they look very disgusting, which makes people look at it, in addition to vomiting or vomiting, they will also have the urge to commit suicide by hitting the wall after watching it for a long time. Yue Yang felt that this bright-eyed thief belonged to the previous kind of small appearance and good looks, and belonged to the kind that people liked more and more when they looked at it. When he saw that the thief was angry, he didn't feel afraid, but smiled even more happily: "Don't worry, I will hide far away." Because, I'm afraid that you, a man, will like me!"

The bright-eyed thief originally wanted to kick Yue Yang and leave, but when he heard him say this, he immediately felt that the kid in front of him was crazy.

"What do you say, I'll like you?" the bright-eyed thief couldn't believe his ears.

"Of course, a man as good and handsome as me is very popular among beautiful women and beautiful men. However, please note one thing, although I am a jade-faced little wolf king who is loved by everyone, flowers and flowers, cars and cars, three mountains and five mountains, no one knows, no one knows, no one knows the invincible opponent all over the world, and a pear flower presses a begonia, but I only like beautiful women, and I have no feelings for beautiful men at all, so please don't like me casually!" Yue Yang narcissistically raised his face, his nose facing the sky, and got carried away.

"......" The bright-eyed thief listened, and almost fell to the ground.

It's not like I've never seen a narcissistic person, but it's the first time I've seen such a narcissistic person.

The walls of White Rock City are like a piece of tissue paper compared to this kid's skin. The bright-eyed thief estimates that even if all the narcissists in the world are gathered together and kneaded into one person, and then compared with the kid in front of him, I believe that the narcissist Cheng Dù is not even one-tenth of him!

The bright-eyed thief was glad that he was not a narcissist, otherwise in front of this kid, he would probably commit suicide with a dagger......

God knows, how could such a pervert be born in the world.

That's right, except for perverts, no adjective can accurately describe the guy in front of him who is full of lust and narcissism!

"Although there have been many beautiful men who have expressed their love to me, my heart only belongs to beautiful women, and it will always be!" Yue Yang clenched his fists with certainty.

"Don't worry, I won't like you with such an excellent toad as you, and it will always be!" The bright-eyed thief secretly mocked Yue Yang This is a toad who wants to eat swan meat, whimsical.

"Then I'll be relieved, brother, I've been worried about it. Now it's okay, it turns out that you don't like men, just like me, you also like beautiful women, phew, now I finally let go of my heart! Since you don't like men, and you like beautiful women, it's easy to do, this is good, we have a common language, we all have a common hobby, come on, let's go to pick up girls together! I'm knowledgeable, I've always wanted to write a book of pickled girls, guiding thousands of lost teenagers in the world, and now I'm missing a partner. Yue Yang patted his chest, exaggeratedly saying that his heart that had been hanging for a long time finally returned to its place, and enthusiastically hugged the shoulders of the bright-eyed thief, as if he had found a like-minded comrade-in-arms.

"I said, you are so knowledgeable, you can complete the pickling girl book by yourself, I have something to do, so I won't accompany you!" The bright-eyed thief sneered, and his laughter was extremely contemptuous of this self-proclaimed erudite guy, thinking to himself What else did this kid have besides lust?

"It seems that you are very suspicious of my true talent, brother, you are completely misunderstood, when you know one ten-thousandth of my vast knowledge, I believe you will be deeply fascinated by my talent. Before, I was just worried that you would fall in love with me regardless of your male body and have a super friendly relationship with me, so I hid it deeply, understand? Brother, do you think I'm an ordinary person? No, I'm a genius!" Yue Yang's classmate almost didn't write the word genius on his forehead.

"You're a genius, you're born stupid, aren't you?"

The bright-eyed thief has never seen such an arrogant narcissist in his life, and he dares to claim to be a genius!

If geniuses are like him, then human beings are probably about to be ruined!

"If you swear you'll never be smitten by me, I'll show you both hands...... There's no way not to let you know how good I am, let me tell you, don't talk about ordinary people, it's the poet fairy Li Bai, he also often plagiarizes my poems! Do you know why Li Bai's kid is called a poet immortal? It is to plagiarize my poems, and the poet saint Du Fu, he also often plagiarizes my poems, otherwise how can they be called 'Li Du's articles are here, the light is long', you don't know, it's all because of me, they have today, understand?" Yue Yang solemnly affirmed, his expression was very serious and strict, and he looked at the thief with bright eyes, this kid can also compose poems?

"Shixian Li Bai, who is he?" The bright-eyed thief found that he had never heard of Shixian Li Bai.

"Children, you have to study hard, go up every day, even the poet immortal Li Bai doesn't know who it is, this can't do it!" Yue Yang patted the bright-eyed thief's shoulder angrily, and took out an expression of 'young and strong don't work hard, and the boss is sad'.

"What's so great about this poet immortal Li Bai, why should I know about him?" The bright-eyed thief snorted coldly, very disdainful, but in fact, he was a little weak-hearted.

"Haven't you even heard of him copying my Jing Ye Si? That's a classic, don't you?" Yue Yang's expression was like an illiterate monster that had just been discovered.

"Silent Night Thoughts, haven't you heard it, what kind of poem is it?" The bright-eyed thief tried to recall, but he really couldn't find the relevant memory of this poem.