We reversed the train from the car to the train, the train to the plane, and finally arrived at our destination.

My Neighbor Totoro Mountain looks like a cat sleeping in a recumbent position from a distance, but its head resembles a dragon's head.

What the hell is this?

This is My Neighbor Totoro Mountain.

Contrary to what I imagined, this is not a poor rural area, and although it is very remote, it is actually a concrete road.

There are also a lot of pedestrians on the road, some of them are walking like us.

There are also those who drive and take a taxi.

Master Goji didn't speak, but led me forward.

After walking for an hour, I saw the antique buildings at the foot of the mountain, resplendent and magnificent, I will go! The Taoist chief actually practiced here, it seems that he has money, no wonder the food and drink expenses on the road are all paid by the master, and the master said, "Since you recognize me as the master, then the rest of the travel expenses will be mine." "I thought it was the master, but I didn't expect it to be rich.

When I got closer, I saw that there was a plaque on the antique building with three words: Daoming Temple.

The incense is very strong.

When people walk to the temple gate, they will touch the copper nails on the door.

Others are very devout, kneel down at the gate of the temple and kowtow three times, and then enter the temple.

We went in with the flow of people, there were actually many monks in the temple, I glanced at the back of the master, yes, it was a Taoist priest.

How is this with the monk?

The monks in the temple are all bald, wearing Buddhist beads around their necks, and wearing monk robes, which I know.

Even if these don't count, but the master has hair, and the monk has a bald head, I won't admit this mistake!

What the hell is this temple?

I was about to enter the Daxiong Treasure Hall with everyone, but I was stopped by the master, and he said, "I am wrong, come here." ”

With the Master, we came to the backyard of the temple, and many monks actually greeted us when they saw us, and the Master returned the salute one by one.

The scene is a bit interesting, and the relationship between the monk and the Taoist priest seems to be good.

Passing through the back door of the temple, there is a stone staircase, and we continue to walk forward, and in the distance there is a courtyard house, and next to the courtyard there is a small white building.

In fact, it is not an antique building can be seen, this courtyard looks old, and the small building behind is very new, although the small building is extremely antique, but it is still full of modern atmosphere.

The plaque on the courtyard reads "Douyin View"

The couplet on the pillar of the doorway reads:

Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, and three begets all things

Man is the law of the earth, the earth is the law of the sky, the heaven is the law, and the Tao is the nature

Entering the Taoist temple, I found that the courtyard is not small, and in the middle is the Sanqing Hall, which enshrines the Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun and Daode Tianzun.

On the left is what looks like the kitchen, because I look at a lot of dried vegetables hanging out.

On the left is where people live, because clothes are dried.

The courtyard is paved with bricks and stones, especially in the center of the courtyard, with bricks arranged into a Tai Chi and Bagua pattern.

The brothers were very enthusiastic, and when they saw me coming in, they quickly took over the luggage in their hands and led me to my room, which was actually a single room.

The house is not very new, but it is very clean.

The Master said, "Find a good day to hold a transmission ceremony these days, and after the ceremony, you will be an official Taoist priest." ”

Then he introduced me to my brothers.

The eldest brother is Xie Yunan, 36 years old, who is dark and walks a little lame.

The second senior brother is Miao Yunwu, 24 years old, wearing thick glasses and holding a book in his hand all the time.

The third senior brother is Mao Yunlai, 47 years old, older than the master, with two fingers missing from his left hand, and I saw him writing with a brush on paper from the moment I came in.

The fourth senior brother is a fan of Lin Yun, 18 years old, a mobile phone enthusiast, who has been playing games.

The fifth senior brother is Jiang Yunnen, 20 years old, a sister, and a chef at the Taoist temple.

I'm the sixth child, I've been writing for so long, everyone still doesn't know my real name, my name is Wu Yiji.

If I am also a cloud character, my name is Wu Yunji.

After putting down my luggage, everyone asked me to go to the warehouse to get the dishes and chopsticks, and the warehouse was next to the kitchen.

There's a lot of stuff in it after you go inside.

There is a shelf full of all kinds of bowls, this bowl is very interesting, there are yellow, red, yellow with black, and the patterns on it are one by one.

The mouth of the bowl is about 12.5cm, and the glaze and tire are very thick, and there is a metallic sound when you hit it by hand.

But it's really porcelain.

I chose the yellow one with a pattern on top of it, and the bottom of the bowl was black and red, unglazed, and it was rough to the touch

This thing is really strange, what kind of magic weapon is it?

chose a bowl and came out, and the second senior brother Miao Yunwu and the fourth senior brother Lin Yunfan hurriedly came over to take a look, "You chose the rabbit lamp." ”

I'm confused, what is a rabbit.

The second senior brother said: "This large-caliber one is actually not a bowl, but a building lamp."

Jianzhan is a special product of Jianyang District, Nanping City, Hujian Province, with a large mouth and a small bottom, a simple and vigorous shape, and a generally heavy feel. Because the local soil of Jianyang contains iron, the fired porcelain has a metallic luster, and it can be absorbed with a small magnet.

Rabbit hair, is your pot of markings, long and short, thick and thin, curved and straight, sparse and dense, the boundary of the markings on the flat change is greater than the oil droplets, especially there are longitudinal changes, that is, there are hidden and obvious, so the shape of the rabbit is clear and different, for this kind of markings, called rabbit hair (this content comes from Baidu). ”

The second senior brother also took out a cup, his one has a heavier metallic luster than mine, with silver markings dotted on it, and the second senior brother said: "My name is an oil drop bowl, and the glaze is densely covered with small dots of silver-gray metallic luster, which resembles oil droplets." This kind of spot is mostly round, different in size, as large as 3 or 4 mm, as small as 1 mm, shaped like boiling oil droplets scattered, dazzling, oil droplets are also a kind of crystalline glaze. (This content comes from Baidu)"

I said, "Which is better?"

The second senior brother said: "Hey, what's good or bad about this, each type of cup has its own style, just like life, a variety of choices and a variety of results." Master gives you this lamp, and it is yours for you, and you can use it to eat and drink water in the future, and when you leave, you can take this lamp away. ”

After the third senior brother finished writing, he came over and stared at my eyes carefully, and he said, "Why do I feel that the breath on your body is wrong?"

As soon as I said that there was something, everyone gathered around, and they all picked my eyelids to see that the fourth senior brother was an 18-year-old child: "Mom, it's true, the sixth brother has been recruited, hurry up and let the master come over to take a look." ”

The master came out of the main hall with a peachwood sword, the senior brother held the seal in his hand, the second senior brother held an ink fountain, the third senior brother quickly wrote the talisman with cinnabar, and the fourth and fifth senior brothers watched from the side.

The second brother used an ink fountain to print a square pattern on the ground to circle me inside, and the third brother quickly read something, and then put the talisman on my head, and when the talisman was pasted on my head, I suddenly felt that my limbs were weak and gravity increased, and I directly lost all my abilities and fell to the ground.

I lay on the ground and couldn't move, I was very panicked, you can imagine that you are a living person, suddenly hemiplegic, only your eyes can move all over your body, and the rest of you can't even move your fingers, I believe you will panic more than me.

What's going on? Why can't I move? I lay on the ground like a piece of rotten meat, and I couldn't move.

Master took a sip of tea and sprayed it on my face,

The second senior brother said, "Don't panic, your soul has now lost control of the corpse, just wait for us to force it out." ”

Then something began to read in Master's mouth:

Heaven and earth Xuanzong, the root of Wan Qi. Extensive cultivation of ten thousand calamities, prove my supernatural powers. Inside and outside the Three Realms, only the Tao is the only one. There is a golden light in my body, which reflects my body. Blind to it, not to hear it.

Then I read something again, and the talisman on my head suddenly burned on its own, "Ah, hot and hot, senior brothers and masters, save me, my hair is ......"

Senior Brother: "Don't panic, the talisman acts on the evil spirit and will not burn your body, you can rest assured." ”

The slightly choking gas that came out of the burning Fu went down my nostrils into my respiratory tract, in fact, I resisted this feeling, but I couldn't move my whole body, and I couldn't help but breathe

As the smoke continued to enter my body, my internal organs began to squirm slowly, until I felt something in my navel, and a cold mass slowly came up my stomach, down my esophagus and into my throat.

Fourth Senior Brother Lin Yunmi: "It's coming out soon, don't resist spitting it out." ”

Before he finished his words, I squirted out violently with my arm on the ground, and the onlookers immediately dodged away, this thing is not as easy as I thought,

Vomit~

Vomit~

Vomit~

A total of three waves of vomit came out.

When I vomited, it still ran back, and with the strong will of my body, I completely vomited this thing.

The things that spit out are:

The black, viscous liquid is mixed with long hairs, and it doesn't smell bad, but it has a fishy smell.

It was a black mass with little bumps on it.

The eight-treasure porridge and tea eggs I ate in the morning.

Something on the ground squirmed, and then a three-legged toad slowly jumped out. "Mom, what's this? "Fifth Senior Brother is also our chef, and she is the only woman in the Taoist temple.

"Demon! "Master is about to chop with a peachwood sword.

I shouted loudly: "Don't cut, this is my brother toad, my brother toad!"

The master and the brothers were very puzzled, but they didn't move, and the three-legged toad jumped around, recognized me, and then jumped over and jumped into my mouth, and I grunted and swallowed it back.

"Oh~ it's disgusting. The senior brothers made such a voice

The hair on the ground suddenly moved, then quickly grew larger, and turned into the image of a woman, whose hair was scattered, looked around at the people around her, and then stared at me viciously: "I hate you!"

The wolfberry Taoist said: "It's her, the disciples are ready to surpass her." ”

The senior brother glared angrily: "What else do you want from this evil demon?"

She shouted, "I want my e-paper book!"

I said, "In my trolley." ”

The fast-legged brothers went to rummage through my box, found the e-paper book, and brought it back, and the master looked at it: "There is really yin qi attached to it." The e-paper book was handed over to the female ghost, and the female ghost got the e-paper book, and suddenly a cruel smile on her face: "Haha, if you give me something, I won't let you go!" So he pounced viciously.

The moment she pounced, a yellow light flew out of the hall, and the female ghost rolled on the ground screaming.

An old voice came from the Sanqing Palace: "Hmph, this urine view is a place for you dead ghost to go wild, surpass her!"

"Great, Uncle San's move is really powerful. The elder brother said.

After talking about the master's practice, the brothers recited the scriptures, and some incinerated paper money.

The female ghost struggled on the ground and remembered, and suddenly a black chain tied her, and then a pair of horns came out of the ground, the owner of the horns was a strong man with a body and no body, his eyes were really the size of copper bells, and he was wearing a copper ring on his nose.

Looking at it again, there was a strong man with a horse's head and a human body next to him who was also holding a chain in his hand, and when he saw that the bull's head was successful, he snorted and sank to the ground.

Seeing that I was stunned, Senior Brother Xie Yunan shook in front of my eyes and asked, "What are you looking at?"

I said that I saw the head of the ox and the head of the horse, and the female ghost was taken away with chains in their hands.

The senior brother's face changed, and he looked at the master: "Does this sixth brother have yin and yang eyes?"

The master came over and touched the pulse: "What yin and yang eyes, I have been possessed by my body for too long, and my physique is weak." Okay, let's clean it up. ”

The senior brothers helped me back to the room, swept the floor, collected the garbage, and limped to make me a cup of tea in a bowl and drank a sip full of the fragrance of green tea.

Senior Brother: "Senior Brother has suffered, this thing has been attached to you for a long time." ”

I said, "Three months." ”

"Good work. So how did you get her?"

As soon as I told me what happened, the senior brother was also very angry: "Some dead ghosts are like this, they feel that they have lost too much in this life, and when they die, they want to kill others and drag others to die together." ”

Then the senior brother wanted to ask me about the three-legged toad, and he called for dinner outside.

I went out with the dishes and chopsticks, the fifth senior sister was making noodles, she made good noodles, and then put the dough into the machine, and with a shake of the hand, the dough was pressed into dough sheets, and then the dough sheets were stuffed in, and then the noodles were shaken out, and there were wide and thin.

After putting the noodles in a pot and cooking, take them out and pass them in warm water, and the noodles will be very strong.

The noodles are served with mushroom sauce and marinade, and two spoonfuls are so fragrant mixed in the noodles that I ate five bowls in one go, which is almost the best noodles I have ever tasted, and it tastes so fragrant.

Another rule for eating noodles is garlic.

Garlic, that's a word, just eat noodles with garlic, life is perfect.

The fourth senior brother finished eating first, went to wash the bowl by himself, heard footsteps outside, and looked up at the door: "Master, Fat Qiao led people here." ”

I also looked out, and saw a fat monk in a monk's robe striding over, and the flesh on his body was trembling as he walked.

This person has a Buddha face, what is a Buddha face?

With a big round face, big earlobes, and a smile with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, this fat Joe is such a person.

Take a closer look, the body is full of jewels, even the Buddha beads are gold particles, as soon as you come in, you are not polite to sit down, the fifth senior sister handed over a pair of chopsticks, the monk picked out the noodles himself, mixed with the marinade and eaten, while eating again and again to praise the noodles delicious, this big monk bowl after bowl, ate more than a dozen bowls in a row.

After eating, the fat monk wiped his sweat vigorously, and the master poured him a cup of tea: "I don't know what Master Qiao is looking for me?"

The fat monk said, "No, there is another evil girl, please take a look." ”

Master: "Hmm," he said, "Bring someone here, and I'll show her." ”

"Hey, okay. The fat monk smiled all over his face and walked over there to send WeChat.

"Bring the people here,

Right

Well?

What are parents doing with them?

Why are you causing trouble for me, don't come with me, parents,

Right

Send for him to stop him,

You say to him: Either wait honestly, or someone will take it away,

Yes, yes, yes, that's it. ”

After a while, a few monks came over with stretchers, carried the little girl into the Taoist temple, locked the monks outside, and everyone began to get busy, tidying up the table and vacating a space in the middle of the courtyard. I'm new here, the exorcism can't help at all, just watching them from the side, the master is chanting and stepping on the steps, waving the peachwood sword, pressing the talisman on the girl's head, and then the senior brother handed over the big seal, the big seal has been dipped in cinnabar, the talisman printed on the girl's head, the talisman burned, and the green smoke produced was poured into the girl's mouth and nose, and then the girl twitched and woke up, and the big spit out, it was also a black viscous liquid, inside was an old man, the old man was also gloomy and wanted to pounce on the girl and the summoned bull head and horse face with a chain to catch it, and it was done。

The fourth senior brother helped the girl out, and the monks still looked at the girl who was led out with a look of surprise.

The fourth senior brother said with a smile: "It's not the first time these monks have come to us, one by one they usually give people the appearance of high-ranking monks, but every time they come to us, they all have this expression, laughing to death." ”

The fat monk gave 200 yuan, and the third senior brother took it.

The fat monk said, "Oh, have you eaten almost all this rice and noodles? ”