131 Cow roots
Three points is 130, Niu Gensheng himself is confused, freedom of speech, but he forgot to challenge the lawsuit fighter! Niu Gensheng is angry! No matter where you are sacred! Lanruo Temple also dares to stay for one night? Tianwang Lao Tzu does not take it seriously? Lafayette does not take it to heart? The topic of the last issue can be guessed? A is April Fool's Day, B is Lafayette, C Lanruo Temple, D is Yan Chixia, all the literary friends are confused? Is three o'clock a woman's double milk and a worry-free fairy cave? The answer is only ten arks and nine to keep a son? Who do you say?
A demon scolded the Lingnan ghost and said: "The novel is tricky and deceitful, and the protagonist Niu Gensheng is nondescript! Where are there so many dreams? This winter is not too cold! The god of song has stepped on a wheeled cart to sell beef brisket rice to the moon? What kind of majesty are you arrogant?"
For example, the Buddha said: "The global hit-hit rate is extremely low! Aristotle has to pry up the earth to watch African monks play football! The breakup master tempts a pregnant woman to have a nosebleed! A female netizen gave birth to a cow, a ghost, a snake, and a freak, and threw herself off the toilet and jumped off a building to her death? 10 levels of lung waterlogging, after reading the Lingnan ghost Cai's novel "Dream Journey," she has been cured of her illness for many years, coughing up her lungs and liver, and getting sunburned comfortably! The evil god of the abnormal human center, Huoyun, and evil god has read this strange book, and the Kunlun toad has practiced the skill of frog chirping! Some anorexia and poliomyelita patients have been cured without treatment! Dr. Hawking praised that the Lingnan ghost novel Niu Gensheng is greater than the universe in the shell! This novel should be recorded in the history of the galaxy! It will be passed down through the ages, illuminating the sun and the moon! It is more whimsical than "One Hundred Years of Solitude", guiding human thought and wisdom surreal magic, post-modern nihilistic structure, and unique in the real three worlds.
The Bull Demon King looked up to the sky and laughed: "Niu Gensheng is really extraordinary! The Niu family is angry! It should be renamed Niu Sanben! The disciples of the Niu family have finally raised their eyebrows and are vindictive! I don't think the Jade Emperor is impressed with the Niu clan?"
Monkey King said: "Little Niu Gensheng, why bother?" Nuwa Niangniang said: "Wukong must not be rude! You are not born of a spar! Aren't you also famous in the Three Realms? Niu Gensheng is the spokesperson of the Three Realms Dream Hero, and now he is hot, he is comparable to Don Quixote! Dream fairy Alice! Sleepwalking Laughing Man is famous! Niu Gensheng is a genuine Dream Man! It's a pity that no one in Shenzhou praises him as an advertising spokesperson? The click rate is too low to affect the quality of his dreams, and he has been old and short dreams recently! Maybe he annoys Master Lingnan ghosts! Legend has it that the author says that he dreams every day for 365 days a year! The click rate is high, do a dream, and go beyond the Arabian Nights! The click rate exceeds 100 million, write 10,000 dreams! Write millions of words in pediatrics! Write through the Three Realms, Heaven and Earth, break through the sky, swallow up the heavens and the earth, the sun and the moon, and the universe!"
Niu Gensheng said: "Bragging, blowing water and not wiping your mouth! I have seen a lot of Journey to the West? Unless Liu Zhenwei and Xiaoxing join the screenwriter! Zhou Xingxing and Wang Jing Daxia went out to be directors?" "The Buddha said angrily: "You don't believe what the gods say!" C Answer: Lan Ruosi is not afraid of you, *** I'm afraid of you! You really can't eat the ancients! Do you understand that science and technology are advancing day by day? What is science fiction? Can a human doll fall in love with a mermaid in the era of intelligence? I really doubt that you were born from Niu Huanxiao? It's a bit like Wu Zetian Immortal Cave popping up, more than Sun Wukong Bima Plague and can't listen to Buddhism?
Niu Genran was unhappy when he saw the Buddha: "The disciple understands! Buddhism is boundless! As long as you have a dream in your heart, a salted fish can pursue your dream and become a mermaid! As long as you are creative, a dark horse can also transform into a remy horse!" The Buddha smiled: "The child can be taught! The future is limitless! Amitabha! The Oriental Red Flag inserts the Buddha? The heavenly opportunity must not be revealed? Good, the dreamer will wait for you to achieve positive results, and I will give you the golden body of the Dream Buddha? Pudu sentient beings have a good dream! The Chinese dream or the American dream, the east, west, north, south, and middle, the origin is nothing more than the same dream? Freud is good, Zhou Gong interprets the dream? In turn, it is not Zhuang Sheng's dream, butterfly butterfly dream, Zhuang Sheng! Life is not a cow root, life is just a one-way travel dream, there is no turning back? Readers of the Dream Journey will never be able to guess what the next dream will be dreamed of? It all depends on what the dreamer Niu Gensheng dreams of?"