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Wang Wu's ambitious sand table deduction was once again defeated miserably, more than 400 soldiers of various arms were cut down like ants on a tree, and the warriors who came back from the dead in Silver Frost looked up to the sky and roared, like whipping corpses. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

What the hell is this...... It's too naked, isn't it?

When he regained consciousness from the sand table, Wang Wu was shocked and angry, but there were earth-shattering cheers around him.

"The little princess is so amazing!"

"His Highness Silver Frost is a true god!"

"Your Highness Silver Frost, we love you!"

Wang Wu is so angry that he is about to vomit blood, do you guys still have eight honors and eight shames!? Powder and silver frost are just that, and you are also powdered!? You are simply brainless fans!

However, when questioned, the students were convinced that the values of the Northlanders were completely different from those of the Free Alliance and the Holy Empire, and that the victory brought by conspiracy and calculation was far less than the frontal crushing under the boiling blood. Wang Wu's ambush battle is indeed beautiful, but Yinshuang's battle song reversal is more in line with my aesthetics.

I'm your uncle!

Wang Wu brushed his sleeves away, and he burst into tears.

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"Now, moral, intellectual, and physical ...... It's collapsed across the board. ”

In a dark, damp basement in Stormwind, the smell of intrigue was thick with it, and as the candlelight flickered on and off, a tired voice spoke.

"Next, only the two big pieces of beauty and labor remain. ”

At this time, an old man's voice couldn't help but interrupt.

"Are you going to keep going?"

"Of course, this is our only hope of victory, back to the real plane, I don't want to taste the taste of nuclear fusion. ”

"Then what are you going to do?Dezhiti, the only area where you have a chance to win was defeated by Silver Frost, and the only thing left is beauty and labor...... Do you think you can be more beautiful than Silver Frost?"

As he spoke, the old man couldn't help but laugh.

Silver Frost's beauty is famous throughout the continent, although when she was fourteen years old, she was limited by Lori's size. The sexiness is not good, but if you take a six-year-old girl as the standard, the silver cream is unparalleled at all.

Although theoretically, beauty is subjective, and in the eyes of a thousand people, there are a thousand Ali Buda, but Yinshuang is obviously a demon who can represent the fundamental aesthetics of the broadest masses of the people.

"Hmph, pebbles, the last time she used a thousand berserkers against my motley legion. It's not like hitting a stone with an egg? What happened?"

Niu Meng said: "People are the children of the plane in the deep dream. ”

"The Children of the Plane can cheat!?"

Niu Meng couldn't help but laugh: "Since that kind of war song can play a role, it means that it is also a skill that is allowed by default in the sand table deduction, and it is not considered cheating if someone wins within the rules." ”

"The rules aren't set by her own...... But it also gave me an inspiration, she can cheat, why can't I?"

"Oh. How are you going to cheat?"

Wang Wu sneered: "Lao Tzu wants to be a beauty pageant!

"......" The great shaman was angry on the spot.

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The first "Most Beautiful Lori Audition" in Stormwind City was in full swing in a noisy sky of gongs and drums.

This audition, which is very suspicious in nature, is said to be sponsored by the big local tyrants from the Freedom League, and organized by a group of boring Northland artists in Stormwind.

As the saying goes, the teacher is famous, and there is no defensible reason to engage in this kind of plane on the snowfields of the Northland, which advocates blood and muscles, and it will only be arrested by the sheriffs of Stormwind City for the crime of gathering a crowd to pick up soap.

And these Northland artists deserve to seem to be masters of art, and they do come up with very shameless reasons.

The first is to promote the construction of Northland culture, since ancient times. The Northland culture is in a weak position on the mainland, and is evaluated as a barbaric culture, a culture that drinks blood...... The cultural weakness is the weakness of Northland's soft power, which is very unfavorable to further promoting the innovation and development of Northland. In order to effectively improve the cultural environment of the Northland, strengthen publicity, and promote the beauty of the Northland to the countries of the mainland, it is necessary to hold such a cultural event.

This reason was extraordinary, and many people were killed on the spot. However, it soon became clear that there was a problem.

Even if it's to promote the beauty of the Northland...... The Northland is big. There are countless beautiful things, why do you want to engage in such obscene activities as Lori beauty pageants?

The artists were very open to answering. They claimed: the key to the future of the north depends on the growth of the next generation, the youth is strong, the north is strong, the youth is beautiful, in order to best reflect the beauty of the north, show the infinite beautiful future of the north, of course, to choose the most suitable propaganda object...... That is, Lori.

Such logic is seamless, at least those muscular sheriffs really can't find fault, plus this activity can promote the economic construction of Stormwind City, so I have no choice but to stamp the big seal and let it go.

Lori beauty pageant,Because of the strong support of the sponsor,Soon a large team was drawn up in the storm,From the organization and planning to the actual implementation,It is the elite personnel of Stormwind City。 A lot of publicity money was sprinkled, and it soon became famous in the city.

To be honest, for the average Stormwind civilian, it is nonsense to promote the culture of the Northland, and for the idle people in the Northland, the little girl of six or seven years old is obviously not as attractive as those mature women with plump breasts and fat buttocks - to some extent, the Northland is indeed a culturally backward country.

But the pageant soon launched an irresistible temptation.

The winner of the beauty pageant will receive a grand prize worth more than 100,000 gold coins, and will also receive the title of nobility of the Freedom League!

This is very unusual, 100,000 gold coins, enough to buy a villa in the core area of Stormwind City, which is a land where every inch of land is valuable, plus a full set of servants and butlers. If you take it to the red light district, it is enough to go to the end of the day. As for the title of nobility of the Liberal Alliance, it is even more remarkable. For the culturally disadvantaged Northlanders, the noble title of the Freedom Alliance, the most economically and culturally prosperous on the mainland, is as unattainable as the stars in the sky.

Of course, this is also because of the lack of news in the Northlands, most of them treat the nobles of the Free Alliance as the nobles of the Holy Empire, but they did not expect that the government of the Free Alliance creatively invented honorary nobles in order to generate income......

In any case, the reward for the first prize is generous enough, and the second prize and third prize, although secondary, are enough to make people feel excited, and even the encouragement prize has a prize of more than 1,000 gold coins.

Such a spend-thrust of money is simply incredible in the eyes of the Northlanders, and only the prosperous and powerful Freedom Alliance people can do it, and for a while, the gossip news of this Northland beauty pageant spread all over the streets and alleys, and the contest soon became the hottest topic in the local area.

As the saying goes, there will be brave men under the reward, and such a generous prize money has indeed attracted a large number of brave men from the far north, who have an average height of more than two meters and a sturdy body close to a square.

When these people rushed to the registration office, they thought that a dark cloud would cover the sun, and the muscles said angrily: "We want to sign up!"

The welcome lady at the registration office was stupid on the spot: "Sign up?

"Yes, it's us, we have traveled thousands of miles from the snow to Stormwind City, just heard that you have a big competition here, and our brothers are counting on a jackpot to go back!"

Miss Welcome suddenly collapsed: "You are mistaken! We are not a bodybuilding competition, we are a beauty contest!"

The Eskis were immediately furious: "Why are we not beautiful!? Look at our muscles, look at our chest hair!"

The welcome lady was frightened by the angular muscles and chest hair like a knitted sweater, and she muttered, "But we chose Lori......"

A few Eskies looked at each other.

"Lori?

"How did we hear it was Billy?"

"That's it, what is there to choose from Lori, it makes more sense to choose Billy!"

Miss Welcome gritted her teeth in her heart: Choose your mother!

Several Eskis argued, and finally decided to stay here.

"We don't care, we come all the way to you, we can't just forget it!"

"Yes, if you don't give a bonus, you won't leave!"

"We're not leaving!"

The welcome lady was horrified: did the Eskis, the most intelligent of the barbarians, want to make a cameo appearance as robber......s? They're not going to rape me, are they? Okay, I'm looking forward to it......

Just thinking about it, I heard a cold snort from behind the registration office, and as soon as Miss Ying's eyes broke, she saw that the group of muscles flew out of the house one by one, stacking into a miserable Luohan Tower.

"Dare to be presumptuous here, I don't know whether to live or die!"

Although Miss Welcome didn't know what was going on, she also knew that behind her, that is, the organizer of the beauty pageant, there must be someone hiding in the master, at least to solve a dozen or so Eskies quietly, which only a master can do.

It's really a relief, but what's the deal with this faint regret!?

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With enough budget, enough gimmicks, and enough high-ranking people to escort them, a month later, the first most beautiful Lori selection competition in Stormwind City kicked off smoothly.

The competition is designed to be ten days, and in the past month, the organizers have collected more than 200 pretty and lovely little girls from the Northland, the Freedom League and even the Holy Empire, who come from different countries, different races, and different languages, and the only thing in common is ...... Cute enough!

The beautiful Lori selected from hundreds of millions of people on the mainland,All of them are works of art carefully crafted by the creator,Although the little girls are a little noisy,But all the beauty gathered,That scene is enough to make some eccentrics who rushed to hear the news feel in paradise。

And it was in this atmosphere that the game officially began. Seeing that all the procedures were progressing extremely smoothly, as the masterminds behind the scenes, Wang Wu and Niu Meng both nodded secretly.

By the way, as Lori, who has the highest call to win the championship in the Northland, Princess Silver Frost, actually didn't sign up for the competition at all.