Chapter 188: A City Full of Lies
After Mr. Chen deceived Sisi several times, Sisi no longer believed him.
Because she wanted to supervise Teacher Chen attentively, Sisi invited Chen's mother to pick up Xiaoqi.
However, when Chen's mother came back with Xiao Qi, who was covered with injuries, Sisi began to question her decision.
I saw that Chen's mother trembled and led Xiao Qi into the door, and Xiao Qi's cheeks, neck, and the back of his hands were scratched.
"Mom, what's wrong?" Sisi pulled Xiao Qi distressedly and found that these scratches were very similar to animal scratches.
"It was scratched by a cat. Xiao Qi scratched his neck and said.
"Don't scratch with your hands, go wash your hands first, Teacher Chen, come on, take Xiaoqi to wash your hands. Sisi said, thinking that she would have to get another shot of rabies vaccine in a while.
"What's wrong?" Seeing Xiao Qi's appearance, Teacher Chen was also frightened.
"A cat flew over and scratched me. Xiao Qi said, but when he heard it, he was lying.
"How could a cat fly over and catch you? You think it's a science fiction drama!" Teacher Chen said, and then he took Xiao Qi to wash his hands and wipe the medicine.
"Mom, what's going on?" Sisi looked at Chen's mother and said.
"That's it, just like Xiao Qi said, a cat flew over and took him... Scratched him. Chen's mother slurred, and kept blinking her eyes, obviously revealing a weak heart.
"Mom, I'm not trying to blame you, I just want to know what happened, is it that Xiao Qi went to tease the wild cat again?" Sisi asked.
Because there are two well-behaved cats at home, Xiao Qi likes small animals very much, and when he goes out to see small animals, he always likes to tease them twice.
But Sisi and Teacher Chen emphasized to Xiao Qi many times that the small animals outside are different from the cats at home, and they can't be touched casually.
"No! No! It was really the cat that came to catch Xiao Qi by itself, I didn't lie to you, I'm an elder, how could I lie and lie to you!" Chen's mother immediately waved her hand.
Seeing that Chen's mother had moved out of the word "elder", Sisi couldn't continue to ask her anymore.
Sisi suddenly found that except for himself in this family, it seemed that everyone else had become a liar.
What the hell is going on here?
After urging Mr. Chen to finally deliver the manuscript, Sisi decided to ask Sister Wei and Xiaolongbao out to talk about their hearts.
Because Yun Xizi is not there, the girlfriend group can only lack one of three.
The three of them met at the Liangzhiyuan Cafe on Chunnan Road and began to complain to each other.
"I've been so busy lately that I don't feel like I'm getting enough sleep every day. Sister Wei rubbed her eyes and said.
"Didn't Sun Ting ask you to resign and go to their Sun property to do something?" asked Xiaolongbao.
"But I don't want to rely on him! I want to fight hard one last time before I get married, and see what I can do. Sister Wei said that Sun Ting had actually proposed, but Sister Wei said that she would wait another two years before she would consider getting married.
"You're just doing it!" Xiao Long Bao said.
"Sister Wei is a person with great ambitions, different from the two of us. Sisi said.
"Where does the big mole grow?" quipped.
"It's on your face!" said that, Sister Wei picked up her fork and dipped a little chocolate into the corner of Xiao Long Bao's mouth.
"Oops! I hate it, I messed up my makeup. Xiao Long Bao said, and then took the tissue and wanted to wipe off the "big mole" that Sister Wei gave her.
"Wait, don't move, you look like a matchmaker, hahaha!" Sisi quipped, and took a photo of Xiaolongbao's current "matchmaker", and then posted it to the group, hoping that Xiao Zan would show it to Yun Xizi and Xixi after seeing it, and let them follow Le Yile.
"I hate it! You guys hate it! People are not matchmakers, people are little princesses!" Xiao Long Bao said while wiping his face.
"What, little boar?" said Sister Wei deliberately.
"Hmph! it's a small public act!" Xiao Long Bao repeated.
"Okay! Okay! Don't tease Xiaolongbao, I asked you today, I actually have something to tell you, and I want you to help me analyze and analyze. With that, Sisi told Sister Wei and Xiaolongbao about the recent events at home.
"You mean, the family suddenly became a liar?" asked Sister Wei after listening to what Sisi said.
"Yes, it only started the other day. Sisi said.
"Huh... Why do I think Sisi's story sounds familiar?" muttered Xiao Longbao.
"What's wrong? Xiaolong has started lying to you too?"
"It's not Xiaolong, it's some of my colleagues around me, and I suddenly found that they all seem to have become sycophants, and they are running all over the train. Xiao Long Bao said.
Recently, when the university was going to hold a school celebration, teachers and students had to prepare a program, and a few female colleagues in Xiaolongbao prepared a group dance, which was between ethnic dance and modern dance.
A group of young female teachers dance together, and naturally it is indispensable to compete for beauty, you praise me, I praise yours, praise each other, and stage a plastic sisterhood.
These are quite normal, but as a melon-eating crowd, Xiaolongbao found that they have upgraded from plastic sisterhood to glass sisterhood.
Praise each other as flowers in front of him, and the beautiful words are like machine guns, snapping non-stop, but when he turns his back, he says that people are ugly, how good he praised before, how bad the damage is in the back.
Of course, this is just the case, at most, it makes Xiaolongbao feel that this melon is big and sweet.
However, they began to play small tricks, and the first one to be the teacher who led the dance.
I don't know who it was, first tore her dancing dress, and then stole her dancing shoes.
But everyone claims to be innocent and points the finger at others.
All of a sudden, a good dance show turned into a big detective of Bichi, and he began to look for a traitor.
Looking around, they will use all kinds of reasons to prove their innocence, and they are reasonable, and even Xiaolongbao can't help but believe it.
In the end, the lead dancer directly withdrew, saying that whoever wanted to be the lead dancer would go.
However, even if everyone wants to be the lead dancer, whoever dares to go will be the target of everyone!
Everyone said in good conscience that they didn't dance well and were not suitable for leading the dance.
As a result, a good dance performance was awkwardly completed without a lead dancer.
In the middle, there was also a martial arts scene where you slapped me and I slapped you on the elbow.
In the end, this dance program was jokingly called the most embarrassing dance in history by the students.
Xiao Long Bao feels that this is not just eating melons, but gnawing on melon skins!
After this turmoil passed, Xiao Longbao found that the colleagues around him began to talk nonsense and casually pinch nonsense, and the lies were worse than the speech of the president of the National Normal University.
Of course, there are also normal colleagues, who, like Xiaolongbao, have to guard against being deceived by their colleagues' lies every day, and the last shift is like participating in a guess, and they must judge whether this sentence is true or not from the other party's micro-expressions at any time, otherwise, they will be unlucky.
Xiaolongbao, a simple child, because she can't read minds, has memorized the black pot several times, and she almost doubts her life.
Once, Xiaolongbao was going to invigilate an exam, and beforehand, she went to confirm with the counselor of that class whether it was an open-book exam or a closed-book exam.
The counselor said that it was an open-book exam, so Xiaolongbao asked everyone to take out the book and refer to the questions.
As a result, when changing the grades, the teacher of that course found that the grades were unusually good this time, and began to wonder if everyone was cheating.
In the end, I found out that it was because Xiaolongbao let everyone open the book during the invigilation.
Although the teacher didn't blame Xiaolongbao, he was still a little unhappy, after all, a rare test turned into copying a book in the end.
After Xiao Longbao knew that he had made a mistake, he ran to ask the counselor, but the person did not admit that he had made a mistake at all, and insisted that what he said was closed
Test.
Looking at the other party's sworn appearance, Xiao Long Bao also began to wonder if he had heard it wrong.
Of course, after reciting similar black pots several times, Xiao Long Bao realized that it was not the listener who was unintentional, but the speaker who intended to lie!
Xiao Long Bao thought that he might have offended people secretly, so he was rectified and depressed for a long time.
Later, when I ran into another teacher who was also depressed, I found out that he was also experiencing a similar problem.
Gradually, they found that there were more people like them, who were all responsible for each other's lies.
Soon, Shida became two factions, one was like Xiao Long Bao and they didn't lie, and the other was full of train guns.
Of course, the former has a good time, and the latter tears a lot.
"Say, did they take the wrong medicine? Why are they lying? Haven't you heard the story of the wolf?" Xiao Long Bao complained.
"It's hard to say, maybe you really ate the wrong thing?" Sister Wei said.
"Pay the bill, go shopping, receive so much negative energy, I just want to go shopping. Sisi rubbed her temples and said.
"Okay, buy, buy, buy!" Sister Wei and Xiaolongbao said in unison.
When the three of them were shopping all the way on Chunnan Road, they found that there were many customers around the entrance of many stores, and they were not here to buy things, but to watch and quarrel.
The content of the quarrel was nothing more than saying that the store said that it was on sale before the customer paid, but after the customer paid, he did not admit it, and emphasized that the clothes were new and could not be discounted at all.
"What's going on here?" Sisi couldn't help but sigh as she passed by the quarrelsome shops.
"It feels like we're surrounded by lies. Sister Wei also sighed.
"Hello, we have a promotion in our store, welcome to the store to find out!" a sweet-looking clerk stood at the door and said to the three people passing by.
"Wow! it's all pink clothes, I like it so much, let's go in and have a look!" said Xiaolongbao, and pulled the two of them in.
"Is this one on sale too? It looks like it's new. Xiao Long Bao asked, pointing to a pink puffy skirt.
"Twenty percent off. The clerk said with a smile.
"Wrap it up, and you want this. Xiao Long Bao said happily.
"Why don't you try it, what if it doesn't fit?" Sisi said.
"I don't have to try, as long as it's M size, I'm sure I can wear it, I'm only 105 pounds now. Xiao Long Bao said confidently.
Recently, Xiaolongbao has also followed Zhu Xiaolong in fitness, and the results are good.
"Please pay over there. The clerk said to Xiao Long Bao.
"Hello, please pay 488. The cashier said to Xiao Long Bao.
"Well, isn't it a twenty-percent discount?" Xiao Long Bao wondered.
"I'm sorry, this is new, not discounted. The cashier smiled apologetically.
"But that little sister just said that there is a 20% discount!" Xiao Long Bao said, pointing to the clerk just now.
"No, I didn't say it's discounted. The clerk turned his face and denied it.
"But we obviously heard you say that you are getting a 20% discount!" Xiao Long Bao affirmed.
"yes, we heard that, too. Sisi said.
"You won't admit it, will you?" said Sister Wei, her face becoming serious in seconds.
"I... I really didn't say anything about discounts, woooooooooo
"Forget it, I won't buy it!" Xiao Long Bao said angrily, and after speaking, he pulled Sisi and Sister Wei to turn around and go out.
"Now you know why there are so many people arguing, right?" Sister Wei sneered.
"It feels like the whole city is full of lies!" Sisi said with a wry smile.
When the three of them left Chunnan Road, those shouts and scolding still stopped.
In addition, many passers-by also accused their companions of lying while walking.
As Sisi said, this is a city full of lies.