Chapter 2 Humanoid Automatic Interpreter?
"On the Qingjiang River, looking at the lotus, the wooden stake is smashed down and laughing at who's ......"
The crisp children's voices came around the ears, bringing a trace of joy to this lively town, and the smell of copper coins in the air seemed to dissipate a lot of this innocent nursery rhyme.
Not far from this quiet, there is a slaughter.
"Hmph, dare to come forward and go against my Flying Eagle Castle, I thought I had a lot of ability, it turned out to be a little white face who relied on women!"
After the swordsman was knocked away by Lan Lianyue, a young man in brocade with a folding fan and a dashing demeanor slowly walked out of the crowd, but this person didn't even look at Qi Si, and his eyes always fell on Lan Lianyue on the side.
As a result, as soon as he saw this young man, Qi Si couldn't help but tell the information of the young man in brocade like a few treasures: "Smiling Tiger, whose real name is Situ Chang, is the young castle master of Flying Eagle Castle, and is called 'Smiling Tiger' because of his character of hiding a knife in his smile." This person's martial arts are sparse and ordinary, but his evil mind is not comparable to ordinary people, and he is extremely lustful......"
Lan Lianyue on the side was shocked on the spot: "Senior Brother Qi is really a hundred Xiaosheng in the rivers and lakes, he actually knows everything about this kind of nobody......
Qi Si was even more shocked than her, although I read the street novel all the way, and I basically understood the previous situation, but what happened to this uncontrolled behavior? ?
Humanoid auto-narrator machine?
He's the protagonist, can he still work part-time?
And such a cliché identity background...... Did the original author come up with an ass?
Situ Chang was slightly stunned: "Hey, you actually know this son?"
Without waiting for Qi Si to answer, Situ Chang nodded very proudly: "That's right, such an outstanding young talent as Ben Gongzi must have been rumored on the rivers and lakes for a long time, and it's not surprising that you know him!"
After speaking, he straightened his gorgeous brocade robe, continued to shake the folding fan, and looked at Lan Lianyue with a smile on his face.
"This beautiful girl!" Situ Chang pretended to be chic and pulled a strand of hair hanging on the side of his face, deliberately ignoring Qi Si on the side, and directly invited Lan Lianyue, "Can you have the honor to invite the girl to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the good day?"
Looking at the shiny and shiny gentleman in front of him, there was still a thick incense powder sprinkled on his body, which made Lan Lianyue dislike him more than a little.
Holding back the discomfort of wanting to vomit, she still smiled and replied: "Thank you for this son's kindness, the little girl still has important things to do, so I have to say sorry!"
He leaned closer and said with a lewd smile: "Can you tell me where the girl's name ......is?"
Burst!
Qi Si blocked his throat with a mouthful of old blood, unable to go up and down, and his face turned red.
I said Nima, how can there be such brain-dead characters and dialogues??
Just finished the fight, okay? Just stabbed him to death twice, okay?
It's unreasonable for this shit plot not to hit the streets!!
According to his thoughts, the male protagonist did not expose his strength, but he was slashed, and the direction of the plot ...... Although I don't know how the original author of the plot was designed, it doesn't seem to have changed much?
As soon as he thought that he was going to experience the brain-dead plot designed by the brain-dead author, Qi Si felt a pain in his head!
No, we have to think of a way!
Compared with the pain when he died, he couldn't bear to be the brain-dead protagonist, he was not a puppet in the hands of the author who hit the street, anyway, he could do it again when he died, so he could do whatever he wanted!
So Qi Si sneered at Situ Chang and said, "Brother Situ, I haven't seen you for many years, don't come here unharmed, right?"
"You?" Situ Chang looked puzzled.
It's no wonder that he was puzzled, because in the original plot, Situ Chang was just a soy sauce maker and didn't know the protagonist.
"What's the matter? How forgetful are the nobles?" Qi Si's mouth turned up, and he continued to make it up, "I stepped on that thing under your crotch back then, and now you can actually regain your strength?
When Qi Si finished saying this, he obviously felt that Situ Chang was at a loss for a moment, but he returned to normal in an instant.
Situ Chang didn't take Qi Si in his eyes originally, but when he heard his words at this moment, suddenly, his face became gloomy, and he almost gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Qi Si!! It turns out that you are not dead yet?"
"You're not dead, so how can I be willing to leave my friend behind to die?" Qi Si sneered, (By the way, is that thing good for Brother Wei?, I read the commercials on TV and said that the effect is very good...... )
However, what Qi Si didn't expect was that his later words were silenced, and no one heard them.
What the hell is this......
However, Qi Si immediately understood that this novel world must have been set by the original author, and all things that do not conform to the setting of this world cannot be reflected in any way.
It seems that he must abide by this rule as well, and if he wants to make some messy and strange things come in, it will not be possible!
Otherwise, how can you communicate if others can't understand it?
Situ Chang took a few steps back and waved at the guards: "What are you still doing? Kill him for me! Be careful not to hurt that beauty!" This sentence is estimated that Situ Chang often hangs on his lips, and when he says it at this time, he doesn't show a little mud and water, and he is very familiar.
"Yes, Young Castle Lord!" The dozen or so guards heard Situ Chang's words, and immediately rushed up to surround Qi Si and Lan Lianyue, and drew their swords to fight!
Qi Si's face changed, he was really good at dying, but do you need to be so decisive?
Come up and stab me first, and now you want to kill me?
Although Qi Si has crossed over and become the protagonist, he has a deep cultivation that doesn't know how to perform it at all, and he is completely a powerless little white, facing this group of good players, and he will not be cut into meat sauce in minutes?
Otherwise, with him as the protagonist, he wouldn't have been able to avoid the stab that stabbed him before.
Lan Lianyue looked at Qi Si with an inquiring gaze: "Senior Brother Qi?"
By the way, forget that you are not fighting alone, and there is also the chief disciple of the Yue Nu Palace by your side!
Qi Si pretended to be indifferent and whispered: "Acting is a full set, since you have already made a move, you might as well continue to take care of these people, I should continue to play a little white face." But don't expose too much strength, if we want to lure the fish to the bait, we can't let go of any opportunity!"
Lan Lianyue nodded: "Since this is the case, let's grieve Senior Brother Qi first!"
Listening to her words, Qi Si suddenly had an ominous premonition: "What are you going to do?"
As soon as the words fell, I saw Lan Lianyue tiptoe a little and flew straight out of the encirclement.
Qi Si was left alone with a bewildered face facing a dozen Flying Eagle Fort guards with knives!
Guy, what are you going to do?
What's so ...... It's the rhythm of being led by a dog!