43 Death and life
Niu Gensheng came to the underworld and listened to the ghost king's party: I went to heaven to attend a ghost horse's birthday party, did I say scary? She laughed but did not answer, and took the nineteenth floor elevator to hell. As soon as he entered the door, the bull head and horse face were guarding the gate.
Cheng Kuian went to heaven to open a bull ghost snake god bar, often held some masquerade balls, tricked some of his own artists, because of his humor and funny, he won the hearts of ghosts. Dasha became a billionaire, and on this day he held a party to invite famous ghost guests from Hong Kong and the world to participate in the event. The stars are shining and the celebrities are gathered.
Huang Feihong, who was the first to appear, just wanted to fly his feet, but Dasha shot a bullet with a pistol, and the Huoyun Evil God caught the bullet and said: "The world's martial arts, only fast is not broken." Huang Feishi, are your Foshan shadowless feet outdated?" As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Ma and Huang Zhan roared: "Canghai laughed." At the end of the second sentence, the evil god of Huoyun has fallen to the ground and spat white foam, and the bullet passed through the palm of his hand. —A person fell to the ground and died, and the evil god of Huoyun said that people walk in the rivers and lakes, so can they not be stabbed? Save me, that person is the divine doctor Hua Tuo. Hello everyone, Wu Ma is the host of the show, and Huang Zhan sang again: "The tide on both sides of the strait". Next, please ask Leslie Cheung and Mei Yan to sing a song "Fanghua Peerless".
The masquerade party officially kicked off, and Michael Jackson was dancing the spacewalk dance "Billy King". Let President Lincoln deliver the curtain! Ladies and gentlemen, the niggers and white ghosts are completely liberated tonight! Everyone applauds! Mandela grabbed the microphone and said, "Get out of the way, GeToao" Below, I invite Huang Jiaju, the greatest singer in history, to sing a song "Glorious Years", the bell rings the horn of returning home, in his life, it seems to be a little scarce! Empty bird, Chen Baiqiang snatched McSeal, why do I like you, the emptiness of the long night makes me nostalgic, my parents are loving and friendly like Biyue, and I often feel sad in my heart? Leslie Cheung* Over the microphone, sing don't ghost songs, nine don't answer eight, and don't know how to sing, Yiyi oh oh, don't know how to sing! I'll come: more and more enjoyment, why not pursue, play your ideal universe, 0eoo, ooeo, flower world! All the ghosts applaud, push the masquerade to *! Anita Mui sang a song, the lady got up, greedy for freshness, hide to the back! I am a lady, meet me? Teresa Teng snatched the microphone and kicked Amei to the toilet, a song is as tender as water, and the moon represents my heart! Won everyone's applause Dasha came to the stage and announced loudly that singing ghost K at night is useless, and I chanted a poem: "Bajie thinks of Chang'e, male ghosts love massage, women are afraid of sex demons! Leslie Cheung came to demonstrate to everyone, Sanmao went to get stockings and let those hanging otaku fans dick corpses line up! Let the earl man suck and bite your carotid artery, everyone look at the corpse teeth, and prepare to cry deeply!
This mess, this black smoke, here Uri alone does not know what to do. Xiaoqian and White Snake came to teach everyone to learn yoga, just when everyone closed their eyes and plunged. Dasha shouted loudly, Lin Zhengying and the fat cat Zheng Zeshi are here to catch ghosts! Presiding over the ghost afternoon horse, everyone should be calm, Master Lin has already lost his mana, and he is also the same kind of skill. It's just stupid B! Everyone learns from Stephen Chow to trick him: insert to death, pinch to death, poison to death, all the ghosts stick out their tongues to learn, not dead! How much fun are the ghosts?
Go fast and go fast in the world. It turned out that the ghost hunter Yan Chixia came, and the monk Fahai kicked him off the cliff. As soon as the cloth bag monk blew a breath, all the ghosts entered the cloth bag, and threw down the money of the central bank that stepped on the world, and the banknotes would move? Goodbye, the last stupid B boss in the rivers and lakes! Go well, coax the ghosts to be happy, and may the deceased rest in heaven! They are born as heroes, and they are also ghosts when they die! I would like to commemorate with this article, people die and leave their names, and ghosts compete for a pillar of incense. At the end of the song, the end of the song is an exclamation point! Luo Wen wrote an immortal Hong Kong famous sentence under the lion rock! The ghosts are lazy to listen, and the birds and beasts are scattered.
I ran wildly with Long Chunfeng, and fell into the bottomless eighteen layers of hell with one foot! As soon as I pressed the electric bell on the nineteenth floor, I returned to reality, Miss Lin smiled and said good night to me, and disappeared into the mysterious and quiet ghost elevator, and an ugly old woman wearing a flower dress looked at me with resentment, her face was as bleak as moonlight!
Niu Gen can only see through life and death when he escapes, and it doesn't matter if he dies day and night! A person can only know the hardships of being born and entering the world when he sees life and death thoroughly? What is the way of life and death, and the body is the same as the song of the mountain! Zhuangzi teaches people to sing and congratulate when he dies, and his wife tells people to fan the grave! There is nothing great about a person dying, but it is an earth-shattering event when he is born? Ah, how can he know death if he is born without knowing life? What is the way of life and death!