Chapter 296: You are all mighty and majestic men, so please send you to death as much as you want, I will cheer you on!

For a skilled makeup artist, it is necessary to be able to pretend to be like whom, even if it is a role of opposite gender, but also to be seamless. &*..Fastest update**

In addition to the problem of appearance, the biggest difficulty in male and female clothing is in the bones, which are very different from those of men, and this is not easy to hide. Fortunately, Wang Wu is now wearing a leather armor suit that looks like a full coverage, and the slender curves that a girl should have are covered up, and it is not easy to see the difference.

The real problem, though, is at hand. Because no matter how you cover it, it is impossible for a person to wear gloves for a lifetime, and once the palm of the hand is exposed, then the flaws will come out.

Wang Wu, as a professional gold finger, has quite a beautiful palm, but it is a man's beauty, slender and white without losing strength, which is too rigid by women's standards.

But, at this moment, the palm that shook Gustav ...... How can there be half a male character!?

Several team members were going crazy, because no matter what they thought, there was no reason to change the shape of a person's palm, but Wang Wu did it! That soft and silky little hand, even Han Lu felt jealous when he saw it! But it was ...... Actually, it's a man's hand!

The team members were secretly crazy, but they didn't notice that the old general was shaking hands, and a gleam flashed in his eyes. And after the palms of the two separated, the old general showed a heartfelt smile: "You are welcome to join the porcupine army temporarily!"

Wang Wu nodded: "You're welcome, the daily rental fee is one hundred gold coins, the monthly subscription is two thousand, cash transactions, no credit, and no installments are supported." ”

The old general choked up on the spot, this asking price...... Much higher than his salary!

However, the blonde girl didn't worry about the other party's refusal to agree, and smiled leisurely: "Think the price is too high?"

Gustav pondered and said: "Judging from the girl's strength, this price is indeed not high, but now the expenses of the legion are very tight, I am afraid that it will ......."

Then the girl waved her hand generously: "Then double it, the daily rent is two hundred, and the monthly fee is five thousand." Let's just say that this is my offer, and you can talk to finance slowly for the rest, the reserve price is the first offer, I wish you all the best~"

Gustav sighed helplessly: "Deal." ”

Thus, the blonde beautiful girl's happy life in the porcupine army officially kicked off.

――――

For this adventurous team that suddenly appeared in the barracks, most of the soldiers of the porcupine legion were 100,000 points curious, especially when they heard that the girl who led the team was beautiful and fragrant, and had a bold temperament and amazing force...... It's simply the goddess of all empires' dreams!

In fact, most of the soldiers who witnessed the real person had a hallucination -- they probably really saw the goddess! The girl with the blonde hair like a waterfall was the one who had been dreaming of her!

Of course, since the origin of this squad is unknown, the porcupine legion naturally has to do some investigation. Wang Wu claimed to be from the border between the empire and the Northland Alliance, a rich but relatively closed small estate.

As for this clever skill, half of it comes from talent, half from the guidance of famous teachers, and there is a reclusive northern warrior monk in the manor, who taught her a lot of clever kung fu. The warrior monk had traveled to the mainland, and by the way, he also taught her a lot of adventurous knowledge, such as the detoxification of medicinal herbs, which is the unique skill of the warrior monk.

This statement is reasonable, the strength of the warrior monks in the north is famous in the mainland, and the young masters who have been inherited by the warrior monks are often seen in the empire. As for further verification, first, the blonde girl refused to reveal the location of her hometown, and second, there was no extra manpower in the army to go to the imperial border. ...,

To be on the safe side, Gustav sent the Dream Builder to conduct a simple polygraph test on the blonde girl, and all went well, with the Dream Builder himself assuring: "There is no falsehood in her statement." ”

The old general really didn't expect that there was really that kind of professional golden finger in this world who could talk nonsense in front of senior dream builders. was confused for a while, but he actually believed it to be true, and sighed again and again, his life was stable, and he didn't expect that he was close to the sixtieth year, but he was lucky one after another. Not only was he rescued from the Ghost Gate, but he was also able to recruit an imperial wizard to enter the legion.

The only thing I want to say about the dissatisfaction...... After returning to the camp, the waitress was really ruthless, and the old general was bruised all over his body. The officer in charge of finances in the army told him meticulously: "Your Excellency, you will pay half of the cost of hiring an adventure team out of your own pocket." ”

Still, the deal was worth it. The blonde girl entered the barracks in a high-profile manner like the queen's arrival, and on the day she settled, an assassination crisis was resolved. Once again, the dastardly Confederacy assassinated Gustav by dropping poison on his meal, and the officer in charge of the drug test was completely unaware of the anomaly. Until the old general's meal was about to be eaten, he was slapped by the blonde girl.

After that, the blonde girl wandered around the barracks, just in time to see the Legion's routine martial arts training. The girl taunted the instructor of the Legion, and went into battle herself, knocking the middle-aged instructor who had retired from the Guards Legion unconscious in three moves. After that, the girl Yue Yue taught the soldiers a simple set of boxing techniques, although the power is not top-notch, but the effect of strengthening the body is extraordinary, obviously the inheritance left to her by the Northland warrior monk.

In addition, this girl also has considerable experience in skirmishes, and she also has a unique vision for grand strategy...... In short, she gave Gustav a real insight into what it means to be an all-rounder.

It's a pity that the blonde girl didn't come to apply as an instructor, and recruited her for only one purpose: to find out the team of assassins of the Freedom Alliance.

――――

Regarding the assassination incident that occurred more than a week ago, the imperial side was actually quite shocked. Brent, the leader of the First Legion, almost died at the hands of the Alliance Assassins, and there was obviously a Grandmaster-level Dream Builder in the field at that time, but that group of Assassins went all the way deep into the hinterland of the Empire, and is currently missing!

A lurking Assassin is ten times more terrifying than an exposed Assassin!and a squad of Assassins who have a chance to assassinate Brent...... I'm afraid that there are few people in the empire who can stop him!

In order to deal with this Wang Wu, the emperor also tried his best, and even invited the holy high priest to personally launch divination in an attempt to lock the other party's location. However, when the high priest asked the gods, he sighed and said no more.

Divination did not work, and the people of the empire could only find Wang Wu's traces through normal means. And the porcupine legion, because the location is very close to Wang Wu's disappearance, is also under considerable pressure, asking them to find out Wang Wu's clues as soon as possible.

Now, the clue is there - not long ago, the Coalition Assassins assassinated General Gustav and almost succeeded! Although the group of Assassins was not exposed, it was clear that they were hiding around here!

However, when it came to the real search, the porcupine army found nothing, and they couldn't catch a clue at all.

In response, the blonde girl just sneered: "Wake up, if he can be caught by you idiots, he won't be worth my price." The other party is a master thief, and it is not so easy to expose his whereabouts. ”

In the conference room, dozens of officers were ridiculed by the blonde girl, each of them was ashamed and indignant, and one of them couldn't help it, and asked loudly: "Then what do you say you want to do!?"

The blonde girl said: "It's very simple, that alliance thief is a proud character, very confident in his kung fu, although he is not the top master in the mainland, but his arrogant personality is one of the few in the world, to deal with such a character, we just need to use the agitation method." ”

"Agitation?"

The blonde girl smiled: "The easiest way is to hang a flag directly in the center of the city, and write the king of the five stupid people, it is estimated that that guy will not be able to help but jump out and make trouble." Either you cut down the flag, you need to build a new flag next to the flagpole, or you want to kill people and set fire to the city...... But all in all, with such a flag, don't worry about him not coming forward!"

Dozens of officers looked at each other and remained silent. The other members of the adventure team who entered the conference room with the blonde girl nodded very hard, thinking, "This grandson really knows himself very well......

Based on the understanding of Wang Wu by a few of them, if someone really uses this kind of mentally retarded agitation method openly...... Then Wang Wu will definitely be mentally retarded in the open, although this guy is terrible in some aspects, but he is also stupid to death in some aspects, but he himself knows it!

And General Gustav, who presided over the meeting, was quite moved by this idea. For this miraculous blonde girl, the old general has a sense of trust that comes from instinct.

"Okay, let's go write the flag, this time we must let that alliance thief die here!"

The blonde girl sneered on the spot: "Die here, you are really far-sighted, even I didn't dare to expect to leave him here, at most a few of his teammates...... As a thief, the fight may not be very powerful, but the escape is a first-class sharpness. Even the Grandmaster-level Dream Builder of Mozhou City can't keep him, so it's up to you?"

Gustav was not angry, and smiled: "Girl, isn't this you?"

The blonde girl looked at him and said very unhappily, "Old man, are you asking me to seduce that Wang Wu? ”

“...... I mean, girl, your martial arts skills are amazing, and you have extraordinary wisdom, you will definitely make that little thief die without a place to be buried!"

"Although I am indeed amazing in martial arts, amazing in wisdom, and amazing in beauty, I still can't beat it. Even if we can really fight, we have to fight hard. Let's only sell our arts, not our lives. ”

After the blonde girl finished speaking, she waved her hand: "The idea is also out, and the rest will be handed over to you, as the emperor's ** person, a group of mighty and majestic men, I don't have to be a beautiful girl to get it, right?"