308. The way of health
After the family banquet ended, Lin Yuan was pulled into the game room by Guan Zhonghua and Liu Hong, saying that he was playing a game, of course, for-
persuaded Lin Yuan.
Yes, as friends, they gave Lin Yuan a lesson, a lesson about women, the speaker Liu Hong, and the assistant Guan Zhonghua.
Liu Hongka looked at Lin Yuan, and said: "Fatty, you can't do this, even if you flirt with two at once, you can't bring them home, and you can't let them be at home at the same time, the most excessive thing is that they are still relatives, although you may think that this aunt and niece is very exciting, and you can't find a mother and daughter who can use this instead, but you haven't thought about it, neither of them is an ordinary person, how can this kind of thing be allowed, if you really want to, then I will introduce you to a ......"
"Ahem, I'm still here, are you talking about this kind of illegal thing?" Guan Zhonghua immediately interrupted Liu Hong, this was normal at first, why did it change later, do you still take our people's police in your eyes?
"How is it illegal, in this era, as long as both parties are willing, if the mother and daughter are willing, you can control it. Liu Hong continued directly.
"Prostitutes can be managed. Guan Zhonghua said.
Liu Hong showed a disdainful expression and said, "Cut, we only talk about feelings, not money." ”
"Sexual immorality is the same. "Guan Zhonghua is righteous, if you really want to do it, be careful that I kill my relatives righteously.
"In private, who knows. Liu Hong still doesn't care, who cares about you in private about this kind of thing, it's just that he forgot one thing.
I recorded this sentence and told my sister-in-law later. Guan Zhonghua said lightly.
"Big brother, little brother is wrong!!" Liu Hong immediately begged for mercy, if Zhao Rou knew, he didn't mean that he was afraid of her, he just didn't want to trouble, well, he said so.
"Now that you know you're wrong, big brother will let you go, and besides, now that you're a father-to-be, don't hover on the edge of crime. Guan Zhonghua said seriously, "The next time I go to clean up pornography and fight illegal activities, you don't want to be caught by me." ”
"I'm already good at this, I can't help it, I used to play, but now I have a family, and I'm about to get married. Liu Hong said seriously, I have turned back as a prodigal son, I have played enough before, and my current wife is so good, she is still an old virgin, no, she is a pure woman, she has earned it, how can I be sorry for her in the future.
"When are you going to get married?" asked Guan Zhonghua strangely.
"Don't you know?" asked Liu Hong in surprise.
"I don't know!" Guan Zhonghua shook his head, then looked at Lin Yuan.
"I don't know either!" Lin Yuan also shook his head.
And at this time, Liu Hong nodded and said, "It's normal not to know, because I don't know either!!"
“......”
Guan Zhonghua looked at Lin Yuan: "Fatty, if you say that I am beating people now, will it be said that I abuse lynching?"
Lin Yuan shook his head: "No, at most, it is an abuse of force, and it has not reached the level of lynching, and there is no such case." ”
Guan Zhonghua continued to ask: "Then as a police officer, does the abuse of force have a bad impact?"
Lin Yuan continued to shake his head: "No, the police are originally violent organs of the state, and it is written in the political books of junior high school, since they are violent organs, of course they are going to practice violence, and besides, I will not be able to see if you beat him." ”
"Okay, that's it, hit him!" Guan Zhonghua picked up the slippers and pulled them over.
"Oh my day, what a fight. ”
Liu Hong was stunned, although it was said that this style of play was very light, but it was the same fight.
At this time, Lin Yuan also picked up his slippers and pulled them over.
“......”
Syllable!
Syllable!
......
"That's enough, you're going too far, and you're still playing the rhythm, right!!" Liu Hong danced his hands in the air and ran to the side and roared angrily, because just now Lin Yuan and the others were rhythmically whipping him with slippers.
"Yes? Maybe I've been studying the lyrics lately, and I've been beating unconsciously. Lin Yuan said casually.
"Singing, are you entering old age ahead of schedule?" Liu Hong looked at Lin Yuan.
"The lyrics still sound very flavorful, this is a unique art form in our Dongyue City, learning this is very promising, as long as I know a little, I can enter the Dongyue City Federation of Literary and Art Circles, which is much easier than learning others. Lin Yuan said casually.
Liu Hong looked at Lin Yuan: "Then will you go?"
"Of course not. Lin Yuan said very simply.
"Then you talk about it. Liu Hong said angrily.
"I can't talk about it. Lin Yuan shrugged and said.
“......”
If I hadn't been able to beat you, I'd have gone up and whipped you by now, it's so infuriating.
"Wait, we didn't just talk about you, why are you talking so far. Liu Hong suddenly remembered, didn't he just say that Lin Yuan, Ling Yufei and Qin Moyu had a complicated issue?
"You just pulled it away, who is to blame. Guan Zhonghua said.
"Is there such a thing?" Liu Hong smiled awkwardly, and then said with a straight face: "Fatty, what kind of attitude do you have now, Ling Yufei and Qin Moyu, who do you choose?"
"Ling Yufei. Lin Yuan said that he knew what Liu Hong meant.
"I didn't expect you to be so straightforward, it seems that you already know the person you like. Liu Hong nodded.
"It's not, it's just that I already have that kind of relationship with Ling Yufei, hey, just like you, I was also eaten by the old cow, but what's better than you is that I'm sober, and when I'm with her, she at least looks tender. Lin Yuan smiled and said, this passage instantly made Liu Hong feel very bad.
"Please, don't mention whether this matter is good or not, and besides, your sister-in-law will not be as young in a few days, and the result will be young. Liu Hong can only exert his spirit.
"Well, my sister-in-law may be younger than you by then. Lin Yuan nodded and said.
"Ah, is the effect so strong?Do you give your sister-in-law special preferential treatment?Better than Ling Yufei?So polite!" Liu Hong looked at Lin Yuan with some surprise, he still thought that Lin Yuan gave Zhao Rou and Ling Yufei the same treatment.
"No, it's the same as Ling Yufei, younger than you because you're old. Lin Yuan said lightly.
"......" Liu Hong was silent, I'm old, I'm a little fresh meat, okay!
"Haha......" Guan Zhonghua couldn't help laughing.
"To tell you the truth, Master Hong, you should also take care of it, you used to be too unrestrained, making you a few years older than us. Lin Yuan said directly.
"Please, you used to be old when you were fat, but you look more and more tender lately. Liu Hong said resentfully.
"Don't look at me like this, I can give you some conditioning to ensure that your body can be stronger and you will look much younger, do you want to?"
"Yes, of course. ”
Next, Lin Yuan and the three of them began to talk about the way of health preservation, and Liu Hong forgot to talk about business again, but even if he talked about this matter, it was useless, this matter was not something that Lin Yuan could solve by himself, he could only look at Qin Moyu.
She wanted to stay, but he couldn't help it.