Chapter 626: The Bird ......
The book says that the outcome of a war is actually decided before the war begins.
I don't think that's true at all.
The more high-end the battle, the smaller the role of the accidental factor, the battle of the 1,000-point level in the Sky Arena, the difference between the two sides by 300 points has been overturned from time to time, but to more than 2,300 points, the score difference is more than 20 points, and the reversal may be less than 20 percent.
As for the god war, in fact, there is no suspense.
So when I returned hand in hand with Yinshuang, the wind was calm, the world was clear, and my heart was at peace.
Victory is as simple as that.
Many people fantasize that god-level battles should be earth-shattering and gorgeous, with the gods manipulating their own laws and projecting illusions of thousands of worlds......
In fact, Sister Sasha and Lao Wentou were indeed so warlike back then, one projected the kingdom of God, the other projected the abyss, thousands of gods and demons were killed, the heavens and the earth were distorted, the mountains and rivers were cracked, and the scene was gorgeously a mess.
But from the perspective of now, that battle was too low-end.
Sister Sasha is bound by the racial restrictions of succubi, she does not let herself be contaminated with divinity, and is destined to be the strongest mortal. Winston, on the other hand, is not intelligent enough to be a god, and although the two have the combat power comparable to the gods, they do not have the means of the gods.
What are the methods of the gods?
Probably many people don't believe it, in fact, the battle of the main god level is basically the close hand-to-hand combat between the two sides, the scene is similar to the vegetable market hawker battle chengguan, how rough and how rough it is, the only difference is that if a certain party's strength is not controlled properly, the aftermath can often sweep half of the continent......
The gods are generally reluctant to admit this kind of thing for the sake of face, so the church always hires a bunch of down-and-out popular writers to write church epics, so as to play a lewd role.
In fact, when the God of Light and the God of Darkness confronted each other, they all rounded their arms and slapped their faces directly, and the Dark God had no lower limit, and the monkey would steal peaches.
So. Silver Frost and I fought the Chaos God, and the scene was lackluster.
Before the war, I had a hammer in my right hand and a sickle in my left hand, a treasure book hidden in my chest, silver frost and white clothes in Shengxue, and a holy sword in my hand.
These things seem to be just ordinary weapons, but in fact, they are highly condensed by the law, and the specific principle is too complicated to explain. In short, remember that the attack power is basically close to the data overflow.
Set up a posture, the two of us rushed up and slashed wildly, the chaos god was one against two, and sure enough, the god was awe-inspiring, and he was chopped to the point of being miserable.
...... Well, it is not objective enough to describe the war situation in this way, and it overemphasizes the spirit of revolutionary optimism, but it fails to make it clear that revolution is not a treat. It is to be sacrificed with blood.
Speaking of which, the battle situation is actually very dangerous, and the reason why the Chaos God fought miserably. It's because it's born too short, its IQ and EQ are infinitely close to zero, and it's even more unskilled in combat, so although its absolute power is stronger than me and Silver Frost combined, its actual strength is less than half.
But its ability to learn is really strong, it is worthy of being born from the gods of all human beings, and its IQ is about as high as that of all human beings combined.
Fortunately, many people on the mainland have negative IQs, otherwise this guy is afraid that he will be invincible in the world as soon as he is born, and Yinshuang and I can only deliver food to others.
Of course. Rao is like this, the two of us can only be regarded as a narrow victory, fortunately Yinshuang and I rushed up to fight it with it in half a day before the seal was lifted, just in time for the Chaos God's intelligence to be fully developed. And wait for the battle to be halfway through. This guy has been able to fight back ferociously, crushing me and Silverfrost to the upper hand.
The two of us were thinking, if we come half a day late, this guy will be in full form as soon as he comes up, and this is still a bird?
Fortunately, the disadvantages in the early stage were too great. The rise of the late stage was no longer enough to turn the tables, and the Chaos God finally fell, and my hammer and sickle, as well as the Silver Frost's Light Holy Sword, hit it at the same time, and the Chaos God vanished from then on.
Before that guy died, he actually spit out Penglai language: "I'm unwilling!"
Yes, I am not reconciled to change me, it is easy to be reincarnated and become the first in the world, but before you can swing the baton and go to the rivers and lakes, people will cut your life in half, I think it is probably just like this for the green hat.
Now that I think about it, the Chaos God is actually a childβoh no, a baby to be exact!
So when I came back to reality from the shattered void, I always had a question lingering in my mind.
So I was ashamed to ask: "Silver girl, you say, are we child abuse just now?"
Yinshuang was obviously shocked by our question, and she was stunned for a long time: "It's hard to win, and that's what you're thinking about is this kind of boring question?"
Then, before I could refute it, she became sentimental on her own initiative and consciously.
"Chaos God...... Actually, it's quite pitiful, it doesn't know anything at all, but its birth is original sin, as you said, we kill it, it's no different from child abuse. β
Silver Frost is not a person who likes to be sentimental, and the emotion at this time, I guess, is more of a sympathy for the Chaos God.
That guy is so powerful, in the late war, one person beat the two of us like a ping pong ball, my ** ideal was polluted by its liberal universal values, and Silver Frost's bright faith was almost flashed into a cataract.
This kind of opponent can be called unique, we have encountered opponents who can't do without joining forces before, but the Chaos God is far above anyone, not only because it is strong, but also because it has a bright future.
Come to think of it, Silver Frost and I are not its opponents, so if this guy also fills up the level, how spectacular it will be?
At that time, the constants of the whole world will suddenly change, maybe mankind will perish under chaos, or perhaps, a new civilization will emerge?
It's a pity that there is no if, no matter how beautiful the future is, as long as the human race perishes, it has nothing to do with us, our justice is limited to the justice of mankind, and it is impossible to follow the will of the great universe, so although the Chaos God is really an admirable opponent, but it should die, we can't be soft.
"But when I think we killed the most powerful and potential being in the world, I do feel guilty. β
Yinshuang's mentality is undoubtedly the real strong mentality, although we are also old husbands and wives, but Yinshuang's slightly frowning expression when she speaks is still heartwarming.
So I took advantage of this moment and quickly came up with a brilliant idea.
"Since you feel guilty for strangling genius, come and make amends. β
Silver Frost looked at me with a hint of anticipation in her eyes.
Seeing this kind of look, I began to feel nostalgic again - it is easy to be nostalgic when people are old, and my objective age is not known to be tens of thousands of years old. The psychological age is also as high as fifteen - don't look down on fifteen years old, the ** target standard of a certain democratic country in the primeval era has dropped to three years old, and fifteen years old is probably the age of sixties.
When I first met Yinshuang, that guy was so strong, although he didn't say it, he was always very proud in his heart, and he took care of all the problems by himself, so why did he ever ask others to help?
But now. After our unremitting cultivation, we have finally opened up a trusted soil on this barren field, and Yinshuang actually knows how to rely on us~
"The remedy is very simple, since we killed one number one in the world, let's have another one. β
Silver Frost's eyes widened: "Again, another one!?"
"Yes, what's wrong? With our talents, the child born must be the ultimate qualification, according to Moore's Law. As long as you are eighteen months pregnant, the child you give birth to will be at least twice as strong as ours!"
"You ......" Silverfrost had a ghostly expression, but a moment later. The color stretched, and then he couldn't help laughing, "It's you, it's always a bad idea." β
"Tsk, sister, don't be upright, don't say no, I'm afraid it's already wet......"
Before I finished speaking, I felt a huge force hit the back of my head, and I was instantly smashed into the ground by a thousand meters from a height of five thousand meters. Venus is in turmoil.
The god-level battle was quite brutal, and Silver Frost just held the hilt of the holy sword upside down, bombarding it like a meteor hammer, and the superimposed laws on it were more layers than the thickened sanitary napkins that had been popular in the Freedom Alliance recently, and the power was enough to destroy the heavens and the earth.
-- The dividing line that has passed for many years --
Raising children is an art.
Of course. Today's young people rarely have this kind of artistic feelings, and most of their artistic cells are used to give birth to children, and they often do not really give birth, but only complete the foreplay of life, that is, the act of O intercourse. And then and then and then there was nothing then.
From a professional point of view, isn't this the behavior of a eunuch? It is shameful for anyone with professional ethics, but people all over the world like this kind of shameful behavior, singing songs every night, and when they are pregnant, they frown.
"What should I do? Do you want to take it down?"
Hit your uncle!
What a sacred job it is to give birth to a new life, and some people want to have a baby?
I declare that, starting today, contraceptives and abortions will be humanely destroyed.
Unfortunately, before I could really say this, I heard a very displeased voice.
"Wang Wu, you are enough, you can't anger all living beings on the whole continent just because you are infertile. β
In these years, those who dare to be so strong with me, except for Yinshuang, there will be no second person, although this guy is only the master of the left palace, and his theoretical status is lower than that of a certain lord of the right palace, Kelly, but when it comes to real power, there is no comparison.
Kelly is not IQ after all, after my years of training and rain and dew, now I will touch the edge of the gods, if you want to truly obtain divinity, it is impossible to work hard for a few years.
In my opinion, I am really stupid and hopeless, and in the harem, this kind of qualification is really slow.
Three years ago, Mr. Hua was successfully canonized as a god, and I was placed in the Red God Kingdom as the Minister of Education, half a year ago, even Bai Shixuan entered the God Kingdom, and now he is engaged in wildlife protection work, and it seems that there is a trend of developing in the direction of the Druid God.
Clotil became a god five years ago, but he joined Silverfrost's divine kingdom system, and instigated Silverfrost to quarrel and divorce me all day long.
As for Sister Sasha, not to mention, there are now three main gods in the Divine Domain, and Sister Sasha is one of them, once there is no threat from the Chaos God, she will become a god as quickly as turning her face......
In addition to these people who have embarked on the path of becoming gods with their strength, there are also many people who know them who have become gods through faith, such as Shi Niang of the Du family, after replacing the Great Elder of the Hua family and becoming the leader of the Blue Blood Alliance, it didn't take long for him to join Silver Frost's divine kingdom system, and he was specially hired by Silver Frost as a consultant as an unbeliever.
In fact, among the masters I know, as long as they are gods, most of them have joined the Silver Frost Divine Kingdom, and my Red Divine Kingdom is obviously more powerful, but its popularity is not comparable......
"Because no matter how you look at it, you're not a reliable boss. β
Silver Frost continued to strike me mercilessly.
"By the way, when did you first say that the offspring reproduction plan came about? At that time, you vowed to give birth to offspring comparable to the chaos god, but in the end, except for the joy of fish and water, it seems that there is no real result!
Of course, the Silver Frost girl knows everything, and I can't do that.
For example, I don't know that a woman can be so verbose after getting married, and ...... Viciousness.
Infertility, this is really not my problem, as we all know, there is reproductive isolation between different species, I am a revolutionary mentor, the red god, the attributes of the species can be described as unparalleled in the world, unique, want to cross with other species to create a new life, it is like masturbating to get pregnant with the right hand.
How hard!
There are hardships and dangers on the road to the revolution, this is an ordinary thing, but Yinshuang chatters endlessly, fortunately, this conversation only happened between the two of us, otherwise it would have been spread, and my priesthood in addition to the revolution, I may have to add a mainland god of contraception and infertility.
I'd rather die.
"By the way, I heard that you went down to see Lady Elizabeth some time ago? β
I finally can't bear it anymore, how can I see adultery in the eyes of Yinshuang in the pure family relationship between me and my elders?
"Girl, your recent rhythm of everyone coming to find fault is really lacking...... Although your kingdom is more divine than mine, don't forget that you are no match for me. β
As a result, Yinshuang snorted coldly: "The question is, do you dare to fight?"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm pregnant. β
I was really going to break down: "...... Who's?"
As a result, as soon as the words were asked, Yinshuang also collapsed, and the goddess, who had maintained a perfect image for more than ten years, scolded: "Wang Wu, you are 2B!
That's when I remembered that although the odds of something happening are a little lower in many cases, as long as you try enough times, there will always be a day when you win the bid.
Silver Frost and I have saved the world until now, more than ten years, and there are as many as one mole of things that can be counted as the best, and now there are results, and the finished product rate is enough to be outrageous.
However, it was finally done, congratulations, congratulations!
After a moment, the anger on Yinshuang's face subsided, gradually turning into an imperceptible shame.
More than ten years ago, I promised her that I would give birth to a descendant who would be the first in the world to replace the God of Chaos and bring greater changes to the world.
Now, it seems like the promise is going to be fulfilled?
There is nothing to question the child's qualifications, and since Yinshuang dares to conceive, she naturally has her confidence.
Looking at me, the love on Yinshuang's face grew stronger.
For more than ten years, although the quarrel has not stopped, the relationship between the two has continued to accumulate and has become extremely strong.
"Now, don't you want to say something?"
I thought about it, and I did have something to say.
Tsk, from now on, we'll have to go through the back door.
...... Wang Wu, let's get a divorce...... (To be continued)